OK Health Care Freedom Amendment, Sta...

OK Health Care Freedom Amendment, State Question 756

Created by CitizenTopix on Oct 11, 2010

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Donnie

United States

#36966 Mar 22, 2013
Packing Heat, I don't know why you are stupid.

Did your mother date at family reunions?
Marcus

United States

#36967 Mar 22, 2013
Chicago's Friday News Dump:

Rahm Emmanuel has decided to close 54 elementary schools in predominantly poor black neighborhoods because his school system is 1 billion dollars in the red. Parents are very concerned their children will be victimized from rival gangs if they are forced to cross territory claimed by another gang.

Rahm Emmanuel wasn't available Friday for comment...he was on a skiing vacation with his family.
Donnie

Tyler, TX

#36968 Mar 22, 2013
Marcus, I don't know why you are stupid.

Did your mother date at family reunions?

No cure for stupid.
TAMARA

Edmond, OK

#36969 Mar 22, 2013
Well isn't this a deal. The President, Congress and the House can't agree on this country"s budget so the people of this country get hit hard by taxes and higher prices on things but The President promises Jordan 200 billion dollars in helping that country's causes. Now to me there is something seriously wrong with this picture. Shouldn't the game plan be to cut this country's spending? HELLO!
ElohimsOkie

Broken Bow, OK

#36970 Mar 22, 2013
TAMARA wrote:
Well isn't this a deal. The President, Congress and the House can't agree on this country"s budget so the people of this country get hit hard by taxes and higher prices on things but The President promises Jordan 200 billion dollars in helping that country's causes. Now to me there is something seriously wrong with this picture. Shouldn't the game plan be to cut this country's spending? HELLO!
Cut spending or at least spend the money here.
Hope and Change hehehaha.
Packing Heat

Vinita, OK

#36971 Mar 22, 2013
This test can predict The Fake Donnie’s all time most watched, film.

Try it, it really works!

~1) Pick a number from 1 - 9.

~2) Multiply by 3.

~3) Add 3, then multiply by 3 again.

~4) You will get your answer by adding the two digits together. Take the sum and scroll down to find The Fake Dpnnie’s all time favorite movie.

Make sure your sums are correct!

Good Luck

>




>
Is it:

~1. Gone with the wind.

~2. Aliens.

~3. Oliver

~4. Star Wars

~5. Forrest Gump.

~6. Saving Private Ryan.

~7. Jaws.

~8. Grease.

~9. The Joy of Anal Sex with male goats & leather clad gay boys.

10. Mary Poppins.
Marcus

United States

#36972 Mar 22, 2013
Packing Heat wrote:
This test can predict The Fake Donnie’s all time most watched, film.
Try it, it really works!
~1) Pick a number from 1 - 9.
~2) Multiply by 3.
~3) Add 3, then multiply by 3 again.
~4) You will get your answer by adding the two digits together. Take the sum and scroll down to find The Fake Dpnnie’s all time favorite movie.
Make sure your sums are correct!
Good Luck
>
>
Is it:
~1. Gone with the wind.
~2. Aliens.
~3. Oliver
~4. Star Wars
~5. Forrest Gump.
~6. Saving Private Ryan.
~7. Jaws.
~8. Grease.
~9. The Joy of Anal Sex with male goats & leather clad gay boys.
10. Mary Poppins.
Fake Donnie aka justaliar had to get used to goats or her husband would leave her.
Donnie

Arlington, TX

#36973 Mar 22, 2013
TAMARA gets onto a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"

TAMARA goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to Packing Heat next to her, "The driver just insulted me!"

Packing Heat says, "There's no call for that. You go right up there and tell him off.

Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
Jesse

Arlington, TX

#36974 Mar 22, 2013
An Irish Okie woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido.

"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.

"Not a chance," Mandy said. "He won't even take an aspirin."

"Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste
it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.

"It wasn't a week later that she call the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress.

Poor Mandy exclaimed, "Oh faith, bejaysus and
begorrah!" T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!"

"Really? What happened?" he asked .

"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in hes
eye, and with his pants a bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped my clothes to tatters and took me then and there, took me passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"

"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?"

"Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show my face in Starbucks again!"
JAG

Arlington, TX

#36975 Mar 22, 2013
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.

The two gentlemen were talking, and Packing Heat said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.

Donnie said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"

Packing Heat thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... the one that's red and has thorns."

"Do you mean a rose?"

"Yes, that's the one," replied Packing Heat.

Packing Heat then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?
Donnie

Arlington, TX

#36976 Mar 22, 2013
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while Jesse was a suspect.
Bluebird

Arlington, TX

#36977 Mar 22, 2013
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
Zane

Arlington, TX

#36978 Mar 22, 2013
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
Mandy

Arlington, TX

#36979 Mar 22, 2013
It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
Jonny

Arlington, TX

#36980 Mar 22, 2013
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
Zane

Arlington, TX

#36981 Mar 22, 2013
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
TAMARA

Arlington, TX

#36982 Mar 22, 2013
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
Packing Heat

Arlington, TX

#36983 Mar 22, 2013
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
Marcus

Arlington, TX

#36984 Mar 22, 2013
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Donnie

Arlington, TX

#36985 Mar 22, 2013
An elderly JAG approached a very beautiful young woman in Wal-Mart.

"Excuse me," he said, "I've lost my wife somehow.
Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, "Certainly, Sir, do you know where your wife might be?"

"I have no idea... but every time I talk to a woman with boobs like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere."

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