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Do YOU want to know more about ..." Ole Sparky"..The Electric Chair ?

Created by Obama Doesnt Care on Feb 17, 2011

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Islam

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#1 Feb 17, 2011
Sure as hell beats cutting their heads off...Huh. Ole Sparky has a history of ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz Crackle and pop. Can yoi imagine the executioner flippinmg the switch in rapid succession. THAT would be a leg shaking eye popping experience.
Burnt Meat

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#2 Feb 18, 2011
Flipit 20 times next time and FRY it on both sides drain the grease and use it again tomorrow.
Smokey Joe

United States

#3 Feb 19, 2011
Tell me more about "Ole Sparky" and what that new chamber will look like and how many new government workers we will need to operate it...?
Slick

United States

#4 Feb 20, 2011
Smokey Joe wrote:
Tell me more about "Ole Sparky" and what that new chamber will look like and how many new government workers we will need to operate it...?
Once you throw that switch it is like Cape Canaveral at its mose exciting moment.
Margaret Thatcher

United States

#5 Feb 21, 2011
I witnessed Ole Sparky doing his thing once, but when the convict saw me in the hall way he had a heart attack and toppled over dead. That was an electrifying moment in my career.
The Only Option

United States

#6 Feb 22, 2011
Margaret Thatcher wrote:
I witnessed Ole Sparky doing his thing once, but when the convict saw me in the hall way he had a heart attack and toppled over dead. That was an electrifying moment in my career.
The only other thing to do would be to put sticks in their eyes so they couldnt see to murder, rape and to get mangeled up with their victims.
Helpin Hand

United States

#7 Feb 23, 2011
Death row is the safest place to be prior to execution in the Electric Chair. Here they receive a briefing on how to breath during the electrical surge closing off every chance of escapte by faking their death before the screaming banshee collects her dues.
Smokey Meat

United States

#8 Feb 24, 2011
WWwwooooooooooo This is HOT stuff. Better than a Chili Cook-off prepared by the Donner Family Restaurant.
Dusty Outlaw

United States

#9 Feb 25, 2011
When you watch one climb into the chair and a handfull of grease rubbed on his shaved head you will recognize the look on his face.
Teacher

United States

#10 Feb 25, 2011
Ole Sparky has a long history in Oklahoma. I heard a story one time about ole sparky shoerting out and literally toasted one of the witnesses beyond recognition. Some say it was washed under the carpet in the Gpovernor's office and remained under the same carpet until Governor Fallin took office.
Dusty Outlaw

United States

#11 Feb 26, 2011
Read the Lawton Forum for a detailed witness encounter.
Bin LadinObama Sr

United States

#12 Feb 28, 2011
Human meat is a delicacy in Kenya and the High Sierras.
Eat my Lunch

United States

#13 Feb 28, 2011
Every convict should be required to undergo counseling before being executed in the electric chair. This should spark a debate in the public sector..?
Milk Toast

United States

#14 Mar 1, 2011
Ole Sparky is the coming attraction in Duncan.
Rusty Nail

United States

#15 Mar 1, 2011
I have to admit one thing. When Ole Sparky is flipped on you will be flipped off.
Rushin Commie

United States

#16 Mar 2, 2011
Rusty Nail wrote:
I have to admit one thing. When Ole Sparky is flipped on you will be flipped off.
Yeow..must be the greatest rush in life on the way to death.
Reddy Reader

United States

#17 Mar 2, 2011
Dusty Outlaw wrote:
Read the Lawton Forum for a detailed witness encounter.
It is like I was there and saW HIM sizzle..pop AND crack !
College man

United States

#18 Mar 3, 2011
Rusty Nail wrote:
I have to admit one thing. When Ole Sparky is flipped on you will be flipped off.
Yeow just like flippin off Obama..The MAN with a Tongue. We need to strap obama's tongue to the chair because it's BIG ENOUGH.
Soldier of Fortunes

United States

#19 Mar 4, 2011
Teacher wrote:
Ole Sparky has a long history in Oklahoma. I heard a story one time about ole sparky shoerting out and literally toasted one of the witnesses beyond recognition. Some say it was washed under the carpet in the Gpovernor's office and remained under the same carpet until Governor Fallin took office.
Your right about that guy that got toasted when ole sparky shorted out. The chair had to be re-wired and put through a car wash to get all the crud off the seat, but it can be ready to go in short notice with that thrill of the moment attitude.
Demo Goddery

United States

#20 Mar 5, 2011
Burnt Meat wrote:
Flipit 20 times next time and FRY it on both sides drain the grease and use it again tomorrow.
We need a new death chamber in Duncan to glorify Obama Emergency Care for all Americans including charred murderers.

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