President Obama to Appear as guest sp...

President Obama to Appear as guest speaker at local GRAND OPENING..!

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Obama Cares about U

United States

#1 Feb 17, 2011
President Obama is to be the main speaker at the Grand Opening of the "SIZZLIN-SIR-LOINS" steak house featuring "Ole Sparky" fast food specialties cooked directly on the most notorious electric chair in Oklahoma.
Behavior Problems

United States

#2 Feb 17, 2011
He has a history of violence in kenya....BE CAREFUL !
Burnt Meat

United States

#3 Feb 18, 2011
Grease his head real good before you flip the trigger.
Smokey Joe

United States

#4 Feb 19, 2011
Smoke-um GOOD and maybe they won't do it again.
Leg Jerks

United States

#5 Feb 20, 2011
If you hold his legs in the upright position it will increase the current considerably for a more charred appearance.
Electrifying

United States

#6 Feb 21, 2011
Obama Cares about U wrote:
President Obama is to be the main speaker at the Grand Opening of the "SIZZLIN-SIR-LOINS" steak house featuring "Ole Sparky" fast food specialties cooked directly on the most notorious electric chair in Oklahoma.
Will this be a UNION job or what?
The Only Option

United States

#7 Feb 22, 2011
Leg Jerks wrote:
If you hold his legs in the upright position it will increase the current considerably for a more charred appearance.
Put axle grease on his face before you throw the switch.
Helpin Hand

United States

#8 Feb 23, 2011
Leg Jerks wrote:
If you hold his legs in the upright position it will increase the current considerably for a more charred appearance.
Could we have two executionewrs? One to hold his hand and the other to throw the switch on and off in rapid succession. This will cause the heart muscle to contract before it boils over into the blood stomach.
Smokey Meat

United States

#9 Feb 24, 2011
Wouldn't you love to throw the switch on a President that eliminates the one man one woman Christian Marriage. He's such a queer little guy, but American got what it deserved on November 2, 2008.
Louis Farakhan

United States

#10 Feb 24, 2011
Man...Obama is the HARLEM QUEEN and every QUEER and LESBIE loves on him....BLACK POWER...BLACK POWER. Ole Sparky needs to kick his ass ... BRO !
Green Energy

United States

#11 Feb 25, 2011
Obama is so sweet. Damndest set of ears I ever saw on an ASS.
Dusty Outlaw

United States

#12 Feb 25, 2011
Let's not get too carried away. Anybody with any sense knows Obama failed every subject in the college of America. He is still a total failure 100% of the time. If Obama wants it, you know automically that it is a socialist move on our country..bar none. Obama has been a Socialist activist since he was a teenager and made the decision to achieve it politically and personally.
Sister Charburger

United States

#13 Feb 26, 2011
You are RIGHT again Dusty. Obama was a known Socialist Activist by the time he was nineteen years old .. Just like you said. I checked him out and talked to his class mates that ran in his little circle,
Dusty Outlaw

United States

#14 Feb 28, 2011
Obama is a very sick man with the mentality of a televison set. If he can't watch himself on t.v. he is grooming himself for the Big Picture Show to air in 2012. Is that a change YOU can believe in according to Quadafee?
Milk Toast

United States

#15 Mar 1, 2011
Let him speak then toast his butt at the Sizzlin-sir-loins Restaurant and Grill.
Rusty Nail

United States

#16 Mar 1, 2011
Smokey Meat wrote:
Wouldn't you love to throw the switch on a President that eliminates the one man one woman Christian Marriage. He's such a queer little guy, but American got what it deserved on November 2, 2008.
Have you considered a crucifiction or stoneing ?
Brotherhood

United States

#17 Mar 2, 2011
Louis Farakhan wrote:
Man...Obama is the HARLEM QUEEN and every QUEER and LESBIE loves on him....BLACK POWER...BLACK POWER. Ole Sparky needs to kick his ass ... BRO !
Do it for the Brotherhood ...Louie.
College man

United States

#18 Mar 3, 2011
Sister Charburger wrote:
You are RIGHT again Dusty. Obama was a known Socialist Activist by the time he was nineteen years old .. Just like you said. I checked him out and talked to his class mates that ran in his little circle,
The only muscle in his body is his Big Mouth.
General Electric

United States

#19 Mar 4, 2011
We would like for Obama to commission us to build a new electric chair and have Master Baits, a master electrician hear at G.E., arrange for the President to speak at the Grand Opening.
G E General

United States

#20 Mar 18, 2011
Obama has one of the slickest tongues that ever licked our electrodes.

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