New Death Chamber to be constructed t...

New Death Chamber to be constructed to hold Ole Sparky according to Obama Care.

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Live and Let live

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#1 Feb 17, 2011
Zap Construction Company has been commissioned by President Obama to Construct a NEW Death Chamber to house Ole Sparky (Oklahoma Electric Chair) to be in use by 2012. The Chamber will be accessible by high speed rail high speed hellicopters. Once inside the Chamber there will be pictues of atleast 10 people that have been executed by the electreic chair including the charred body of the Green Mile Movie victim. This insert was found in the Obama Care Package voted on this last year...Pelosi was Right..Pass it then read it legislation. Ole Sparky was housed in the Oklahoma State Penetentary at Mcalister Ok where it contiunes to collect dust and rust on the head pieces. People that witnessed executions noted that Sparky was a real leg shaker and eye popper when the switch was turned on and off in rapid succession by the executioner.
Behavior Problems

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#2 Feb 17, 2011
Zap it two or three times to test the current then install the convict and put grease on top of his head. Then you call in the witnesses and place the camera in position. Turn off the lights and watch it happen. Like the snap of a finger smoke rings will appear and the sizzlin sound of bacon cooking on the camp fire. Oh yes...Ole Sparky.
Burnt Meat

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#3 Feb 18, 2011
I can see now. This is going to be a real challenge for our local readers.
Smokey Moe

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#4 Feb 19, 2011
This is a wonderful thing I only wish it would be built in Duncan instead of Marlow.
Snap Crackle and POP

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#5 Feb 19, 2011
Nothing sounds better than the surge of 300,000 volts of electricity piercing the screams on a clear still night and the crackle and pop of human tissue being charred infront of your eyes. Duncan could really use something like this.
Leg Jerking Good

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#6 Feb 20, 2011
Yum Yum I just wonder what the Donner Party would have done with a machine like this.
Electrifying

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#7 Feb 21, 2011
This will be an electric-frying experience for Stephens County Democrats when Obama issues his Oder for Zap Construction to proceed with construction because it will be a UNION job.
Fry Cook

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#8 Feb 22, 2011
I have been a local fry cook for twenty years and I don't see any problem with igniting Ole Sparky for a new round of grilled french fries. The Donner Party could have made it if only Ole Sparky was on that mountain top cooking cadavear stew.
Dusty Outlaw

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#9 Feb 25, 2011
This would be a big boost for Duncan. I actually believe that it would serve a better purpose if Duncan would put it in the Visitor's Center or at the Chamber of Commerce. The purpose of it is to restore electric power to a ole piece of history and Duncan owns it's own electric company or did a bunch of misinformed gullable politician sell the power company to private interest?
Sister Charburger

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#10 Feb 26, 2011
I applied for a job with Zap Construction and got the weirdest looks from the prisoners they had working on rewiring the chair with a double chain around the leg clamps.
Kill a man jara Africa

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#11 Feb 27, 2011
Sister Charburger wrote:
I applied for a job with Zap Construction and got the weirdest looks from the prisoners they had working on rewiring the chair with a double chain around the leg clamps.
In our country we have circuit breakers that go off when we toast one.
College Graduate

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#12 Feb 28, 2011
When will people learn. You can't continue to keep paying taxes on an antique that is only used once a year. We need to execute everyone on death row. Line them Up..throw the SWITCH and bury them at the Hog Farm as a cullinary back up for hog feed and same the cost of pine boxes.
Milk Toast

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#13 Mar 1, 2011
If they built a two seater we could fry 2 at a time.
Rusty Nail

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#14 Mar 1, 2011
I saw one cook off one time about 56 years ago. Can't remember his name now. I was 32 years old at the time but I can remember the vived image of that fellow fighting the guards as they strapped his arms to the chair. He was screaming and crying for his mama to save him from the Government Mob. When the executioner flipped on Ole Sparky the man's face was filled with terror and pain while smoke came from under the rubber cap that was placed ontop of his head. His toes curled like a french fry and then he relaxed and all was well.
Tigre Musse

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#15 Mar 2, 2011
When I was visiting my auntie in McAlister I had the opportunity to witness an electrocution of a man that had been on death rowe for 23 years. He was elated to end it all. He was singing to the top of his lungs "Good Bye Black Bird come home to Charlie and eat my Brain". As he entered the chamber he grabbed the grease bucket and jammed his head down in the bucket completely covering his shaved head with grease. " Hurry Up and Strap me in" he said to the guard standing next to him. Silence overwhelmed the witness room as the executioner threw the switch at one of the guards as he through his arms around the convict and kissed him on the mouth. HONEY..don't leave me like this he said. Then the lights flickered and a horrifying scream echoed from the chamber. The guard was still stuck to the convict with their lips still attached like two shrunken heads sewed together. Suddenly the telephone rang and it was the Governor. Hey what's going on down there at Big Mac the Governor asked? Not much the guard replied...just one of those freak things that happen when you have a same sex union.
Mrs Davis

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#16 Mar 10, 2011
Burnt Meat wrote:
I can see now. This is going to be a real challenge for our local readers.
Hot Dogs..Peanuts..get um here..getum while theyre HOT.
Voter

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#17 Mar 12, 2011
Does anybody know what is in that Obama Healtcare Bill?
Voter

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#18 Mar 12, 2011
What's in that health care bill. Have the liberal Democrats gone craxy? They are certainly violent. Just look at Wisconsin.
Jack Enhoff

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#19 Mar 15, 2011
Live and Let live wrote:
Zap Construction Company has been commissioned by President Obama to Construct a NEW Death Chamber to house Ole Sparky (Oklahoma Electric Chair) to be in use by 2012. The Chamber will be accessible by high speed rail high speed hellicopters. Once inside the Chamber there will be pictues of atleast 10 people that have been executed by the electreic chair including the charred body of the Green Mile Movie victim. This insert was found in the Obama Care Package voted on this last year...Pelosi was Right..Pass it then read it legislation. Ole Sparky was housed in the Oklahoma State Penetentary at Mcalister Ok where it contiunes to collect dust and rust on the head pieces. People that witnessed executions noted that Sparky was a real leg shaker and eye popper when the switch was turned on and off in rapid succession by the executioner.
Yep---The Green Mile Movie Victim was smoking good show.
Death Row Inmate

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#20 Mar 21, 2011
Voter wrote:
What's in that health care bill. Have the liberal Democrats gone craxy? They are certainly violent. Just look at Wisconsin.
This question should be discussed at the annual new meeting of the CHAMBER.

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