Morning Officer 511, if that's even your real name.
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#1 Mar 31, 2014
I don't know, you guys... I've seen poorer crap from worser cops, so I am going to post something nice for the two officers I chased out of my neighborhood last night. I had to apologize to my neighbors down the way for drawing police harrassment on an otherwise pleasant evening.
"No", I said, "They were here for me I think...you guys are probably in the clear now, though...you could prolly get away with ANYthing that doesn't involve me, personally, in this neighborhood right now, better go make hay my friends."
#2 Mar 31, 2014
Some comic relief for you officers:
Comic relief we pray,
How about the time I dipped out on Crowley hour at Lucifer's crab shack, like a naughty little ninja so pleased with myself about it, like I had scored one on Lord Shiva, only to run into the sinister man hisself, at the Holiday Center while lurking - Crowley, I mean. Lucifer was prolly at home nailing one of our neighbors.
#3 Mar 31, 2014
He was in a far more handsome man's bod, but it was
Aielester all the same.
(Get ready to eat dicks on name spelling, guys, we spell as we please, you can eat it.)
#4 Mar 31, 2014
Tina the Destroyer found it remarkable to be standing in the sphere of such a great malister as Crowley; so remarkable that I only observed, and did not flex on the man about it.
#5 Mar 31, 2014
He didn't flex either. He seemed to be having closely the same experience as I was.
Two heads full of wary questions.
He only thought that I might have various force like him...the capacity to destroy him, maybe.
In actuality, I was just a tiny, baby ant all puffed up to appear his equal. Just a froze stiff human with nothin'....it worked, he kept walking, and nothing bad happened.
#6 Mar 31, 2014
The crab shack is what I call my bofriend Lucifer's house. Not because we got crabs, or even bed bugs, it's that Lucifer gets SO crabby. We make him eat crab apples, and it makes him even crabbier still.
I haven't seen Lucifer in a month...but he is still mine. You bitches don't think it. Who else could do if for me like him, no one. Besides, he minces up wincy bitches without even trying, get's no pleasure from it. You wouldn't last.
#7 Apr 4, 2014
Hey officer 511. Ask your partner if he is the officer I met maybe 5 years ago when my Echo's alternator crapped out at the Mesaba exit of 35, icy night.
Yer looking skinny, my friend, is nobody feeding you? You still on dead-person duty?
#8 Jun 26, 2014
Seriouslly phucked up.. figured
I'd post it to this cop thread...
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