Area Girl Scouts peddle their wares

Today, Troop 402 is scheduled to sell cookies at Lowe's Home Improvement, 3200 N. Main St.

[Javier]

I recently bought some home-made cookies from a group of girls calling themselves,"The 420 Girls". They did not seem like girl scouts because they were a little older and I have seen the recent girl scout push at our local stores selling their cookies but, I bought these cookies because they sounded delicious and I was hungry. They were fantastic! After a while, I started to feel a little happier and everything seemed funny to me, I mean, I was laughing at my car keys! Strangely though, the more I ate the more I wanted so, I bought a 2 year supply. I dont know what is in these cookies (I asked but was told;secret ingredients) but, I think I will have a couple more, make love to my wife, and watch cartoons...

[Petrified Pygmy]

I recently bought some home-made girls from a group of cookies calling themselves,"The 0.24 Girls". They were a little older and I have seen our local stores selling girls but, I bought these girls because they were hungry and I was delicious. They were fantastic! After a while, I started to feel a little funnier and everything seemed happy to me, I mean, my car keys were laughing at me! Strangely though, the more I wanted, the more I wanted, so I bought a .0002 year supply. I don't know what is in these girls but I think I will have a couple more, make love to cartoons and watch my wife...

[Javier]

Petrified Pygmy wrote:

I recently bought some home-made girls from a group of cookies calling themselves,"The 0.24 Girls". They were a little older and I have seen our local stores selling girls but, I bought these girls because they were hungry and I was delicious. They were fantastic! After a while, I started to feel a little funnier and everything seemed happy to me, I mean, my car keys were laughing at me! Strangely though, the more I wanted, the more I wanted, so I bought a .0002 year supply. I don't know what is in these girls but I think I will have a couple more, make love to cartoons and watch my wife...

Dear Mr. Pygmy, you could have been just a little more creative and humorous in your reply. I just finished watching a video on CNN about men owning women and that really was not a laughing matter. I comment on this site almost daily and try to bring a little laughter in these tough times. If you were offended by my story GOOD! I am glad you are not a mindless robot trudging about your joyless day and responded. If you found humor, I am also pleased. Mission accomplished.

[Bubba]

Shorter skirts and thongs=more cookie sales little ladies.

[Barely Legal]

Bubba wrote:

Shorter skirts and thongs=more cookie sales little ladies.

You sir, are a very sick man. Please get help for yourself.