What do you do to chase away Jehohva's Witness?

[Apostate]

I sprinkle them with Holy Water from the garden hose.

[KidRock]

Turn the dog loose.

[LISA]

Put up an American flag, and also during conversation let them know how you support our soldiers, and I also informed them that I have had 3 blood transfusions in my lifetime.

I am very serious.

[LAFF]

I simply remind them they are a non-Christian, satanic cult which produces false prophecies, false doctrines, false scriptures, and molested children.

[LAFF]

OR, simply ask the cult members to pray with you.

[Armageddon Two Step]

Ask them why they rob Jesus Christ of His deity?

[Really]

Get a grip, people.

Just say you aren't interested and close the door. No need to be so dramatic or make a mountain out of a molehill.

How would you feel if someone started a "How do you get a Christian to stop witnessing to you?" thread?

[lived alot]

Ask them to attend your church with you. Some things they believe are true while others are not. They have been mislead.

[just my opinion]

I think if us Christian people would get out and do what the Jehohva's Witness do we would see alot more people go to heaven!

[LISA]

just my opinion wrote:

I think if us Christian people would get out and do what the Jehohva's Witness do we would see alot more people go to heaven!

I agree.

[Not Floridian or Yankee]

You mean like passing out pamphlets that say the world is ending? Not!!!

[LISA]

Not Floridian or Yankee wrote:

You mean like passing out pamphlets that say the world is ending? Not!!!

No;
Not at all.

We are talking about answering others questions by the reading of the word.
Maybe some bible study or even prayer meetings, there are so many things we could do.

Everyone knows the world is going to end, just NOBODY knows when.
The bible says not even god knows the hour.

We all know we are not going to get out of this mess we call the world alive.

[C O Jones]

just my opinion wrote:

I think if us Christian people would get out and do what the Jehohva's Witness do we would see alot more people go to heaven!

Really....the more YOU push...the more the rest of us turn away. You only think it gets YOU closer to heaven

[Jesus]

They never knock on MY door, what's up with that?

[LISA]

C O Jones wrote:

<quoted text>Really....the more YOU push...the more the rest of us turn away. You only think it gets YOU closer to heaven

Actually there are pushy ones out there, this is true.
However there are others out there that does it the right way.
As far as getting closer to heaven;
It's called standing for what you believe in.
You have to work for everything you get.
Your trip to heaven is no different, you have to work and labor for it too.
Nothing is just handed to anyone.
God is a fair and a just God.
He's not going to take someone who never did anything over someone who has labored their whole life.
You have to live the life.
You have to labor.

[Jesus]

LISA wrote:

<quoted text>
Actually there are pushy ones out there, this is true.
However there are others out there that does it the right way.
As far as getting closer to heaven;
It's called standing for what you believe in.
You have to work for everything you get.
Your trip to heaven is no different, you have to work and labor for it too.
Nothing is just handed to anyone.
God is a fair and a just God.
He's not going to take someone who never did anything over someone who has labored their whole life.
You have to live the life.
You have to labor.

Chill out.

[LISA]

Jesus wrote:

<quoted text>Chill out.

I am not upset.

[DnC76v22]

Someone I once worked with said they used to visit his wife all the time. As soon as he saw them coming, he would go out the other door.
Then one day, he did his usual routine, and while exiting his home, he heard the front door slam, then looked around the corner of the house to see what was going on, and saw the Jehovah Witnesses leaving.
He went back inside and asked his wife, "how'd you do that?"
She said "I told them we're Catholic."

Of course, if that doesn't work, you can also try telling them you're Mormon, they don't like Mormon's either.:-D

By the way, if Topix says I am from Canada, that's not correct, I'm in Idaho, but I grew up in Blue Ridge.

[okie dokie]

go to the door naked or in your underware scratching!LOL

[ernestine]

Politely remind them of whatever your specific religion is and ask them would they like to attend church with you on Sunday (as a guest).