Bush to pardon 2 Indiana turkeys

Two Indiana turkeys are overnighting in Washington on the eve of receiving a presidential pardon from Thanksgiving dinner.

[JKL]

Which two? Mitch and Bart?

[Andrew Jackson]

Now pardon the two border guards serving lengthy prison sentences for guarding our southern border.
Your legacy is at stake.

[Turkey Jerky]

"Bush to pardon 2 Indiana turkeys"

Mitch Denials and Bart Prederson?

[just lovely]

i can not believe this is actually in the news...... can someone please tell me why these 2 turkeys are so special???? they are just going to get eaten anyways...

[White Rabbit]

JKL wrote:

Which two? Mitch and Bart?

NO! TURKEY......Bart & Julia. But, in ALL SERIOUSNESS...President Bush Does need to IMMEDIATELY pardon the border guards

WR

[Mr Lucas]

Let's see.......should read:

Lame duck pardons turkeys in rose garden.

[poor house]

Folks, you are killing me on this one.

;-))

[Hello America]

JKL wrote:

Which two? Mitch and Bart?

I was thinking more on the lines of Julia and Bart.

[Les Nessman]

To celebrate their freedom, they plan to skydive from a helicopter above Cincinnati ... OH THE HUMANITY!!!

[David]

I was going to make a joke about Baron Hill and Mike Sodrel. But then I decided that would be too insulting...to the turkeys.

[Joe]

Les Nessman wrote:

To celebrate their freedom, they plan to skydive from a helicopter above Cincinnati ... OH THE HUMANITY!!!

On of the all time classic TV moments.

[Roger Goodell]

KG from New England wrote:

Sorry...
I thought this article was about Peyton manning and Tony Dungy.

He wanted to pardon Belichick, but I convinced him not to. I pretty much already did it for him. GO PATS!!!

[blackhawk]

Hello America wrote:

<quoted text> I was thinking more on the lines of Julia and Bart.

the proper names are scotter and tricky dick...

[blackhawk]

scooter....

[blackhawk]

on a more serious note-- how much red ink we have to send the secret service out for this? funny how the anal retentive blame bart for everything types grouse about wasted money, yet not one peep out of them...

[JKL]

Hello America wrote:

<quoted text> I was thinking more on the lines of Julia and Bart.

A simple Republican with their head up their a-- would think that.