Election Day tomorrow

Woodbridge, VA

#1 Nov 4, 2013
There is only one way you must vote tomorrow, Cuccinelli. a vote for McAuliffe is a vote for Obama and Obamacare. Please get out there and vote, save Virginia. If you elect McAuliffe be prepared for your taxes to increase so that he we can pay for more people to be on food stamps and welfare
Perry Neheum

Stafford, VA

#2 Nov 4, 2013
"Feelin' Queasy Over Cheesy Cuccinelli"

Our gut is feelin' queasy, like a tumor in our belly,
'Cause it really isn't easy thinking greasy Cuccinelli
Could be the gov'nor of our now-enlightened Virginnyland.

For here's a Nixon-looking crook who should never be mistook
For a leader, or upright pol, or anything so grand.
You know this smarmy anal vent is hell-for-leather-bent
On outlawing womens' paths to forms of birth control.

And El Swartho won't be content 'til he's put a frightful dent
In poor minorities' right to vote at all the statewide polls.
And Ken's eager, too, for a fight to curb gay and same-sex rights,
And still touts doubts of your POTUS's place of birth.

'Course his main source of clout comes from Southside's pack of louts
Whose bigotry and hatred reflect their low self-worth.
AG Cucci gladly welcomes gifts he tries to keep concealed,
But when nailed his sense of honor drifts -- blames the folks who "squealed."

Alas, he's in the Richmond House, so Virginians can't well complain
When their elected louse rewards seekers of purchased personal gain.
So let's prepare to let 'er rip, and join Ken on his ego trip to a bygone century,
When owning and lynching folks was hip and wives submitted to raw brutality.

Now, c'mon you all, be brave and bold, get in the mood to cheer.
Never quaver, never brood, you know you hold him dear.
And strive to ignore your persistent pangs of fear and doubt and nausea,
That dumb folks mistakenly think thoughts of Ken could possibly have caused ya.

United States

#3 Nov 18, 2013
your vote does count
Tea Oarty Victory

Summerfield, NC

#4 Feb 20, 2016
Vote Hillary Clinton in November
Jennifer McDonald Wood

El Dorado, AR

#5 Feb 20, 2016
Tea Oarty Victory wrote:
Vote Hillary Clinton in November
She likes snatch almost as much as I do!!!!
Our Next President

El Dorado, AR

#6 Feb 21, 2016
Donald Trump won South Carolina!

El Dorado, AR

#7 Feb 21, 2016
Our Next President wrote:
Donald Trump won South Carolina!
He's going to win the entire election!
no experience

El Dorado, AR

#8 Feb 24, 2016
Hildabeast wrote:
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He's going to win the entire election!
Trump is on a war path!
George Clooney

United States

#9 Apr 8, 2016
Secretary Clinton is a total babe!

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