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Wake up,jesus came and split your still here

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Lkrfan

United States

#1 Apr 18, 2013
Christianity is a comical myth,fueled by hipocrites who have no identity. They prey on the weak,hurt,and less fortunate with promises of love,community,jesus,and forgivness,similar to a child molester with an unlimited amount of candy who lives next to an elementry school. The lesson plan includes the art of looking down at others,the pastor is just below jesus status how to be in awe,you and only you know whats in everyones best interwst,and take a thousand year old book and interpet it according to what you think it says. What a joke i may be fu**ed off,at least i know it,and dont find identity from a guy,book,and microphone
john

United States

#2 Apr 18, 2013
Right on,jesus and jaime just left in there p-kup truck after shoveling my drive and sidewalk,the coolest thing was jesus had a thick accent and wore a raiders beanie,jaime sold me a dimebag and tamales,nether one of them forgave me,my dog,or my alter ego for nothing. No one walked on water,we all drank some,and as far as water into wine,i did see a case of beer in the p-cup. I did pay them for there work but 10% a week should buy more than two guys bringing weed,tamales,to my house drinking my water,not sharing beers in a p-kup truck that leaked oil.
Anonymous

United States

#3 Apr 19, 2013
Check this out LKRFAN, Jesus is not who you want to come see you. He will always forsake his so called followers. I should know! I have watched that Jewish man claim he is greater and mightier than anyone! In reality, the last time he came to visit my buddy Jesus got his ass handed to him by a ten foot tall midget with a knife! It was kinda funny to see. Who am I kidding I almost pissed myself cuz I was laughing so hard!!!!

Anyway, if you really need a playmate, I can introduce you to the coolest mofo around! He is a big hit that is NOT afraid of ANYTHING! He likes to go to the park and chill with the guys nut yet he is comfortable coming to my house to have tea parties and play dress up.( I like to wear his cloak and he sure does look good in my panties.) So he can hang with dudes or chicks. Oh yeah his name is Death. I will talk to him if you are interested in meeting him! Oh yeah he really doesn't like that Jesus fellow. Death wants to kill him for a second time. So you should make sure he isn't still roaming the earth. Thax
lkrfan

United States

#4 Apr 19, 2013
Lil punk,you and your friend death are scratching me right where I itch. Good down to earth people's,your tea parties might be a little different,but it's only weird the first time,and as cool as you guys sound it may not even be that weird. This Ten foot tall midget sounds like a real bad ass too,what a show that must have been,as a matter of fact I met a ten foot midget at the university I attend,if I remember his name was tad,and I tell you what he is one with that knife of his,and his sister is the coolest 8' troll I've ever woken up next to,anyways off to internatio2nal finance ans investment study group and if I see any sandal. Wearing Jews I'll defiantly call.

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