My bad. I meant shoplifting.<quoted text>
Hey constapo cretin, the headline says, "Thief."
He wasn't "shopping."
And Creationism isn't science. The earth is older than 10000 years. Cain was a hypocrite and a horndog. Perry was a lunkhead. CO2 warms the atmosphere.
These are just some obvious facts you don't know in review, in case you ever get a hom skool teechur or sumpin' to hewlp u keep up.
And congratulations on making bail.