Hooters news Valentine's Day.

Hooters news Valentine's Day.

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Officer Cops

Willowbrook, IL

#1 Mar 12, 2011
With Valentine's Day came dates, but also thousands of arrests, including numerous arrests at several Hooters restaurants around the State of Illinois, including at the following restaurants;

(1) At the Hooters of Chicago, 27 people were arrested, including 9 waitresses for posing for and taking pictures with their customers as well as for violation of copyright and posession of a camera. 2 male suspects resisted arrest and were tasered several times and then charged with resisting arrest and disorderly conduct.

(2) At the Hooters of Melrose Park, 18 persons were arrested, including 7 waitresses, for taking/posing for pictures with customers, violation of copyright, and posession of a camera. 5 resisted, 4 were tasered, 1 was shot and taken down with deadly force when he threatened the arresting officers.

(3) At the Hooters of Oak Lawn, 37 persons were arrested, including 14 waitresses, for posing for and taking photos, violation of copyright, and posession of cameras. 9 customers rioted against the police, who immediately responded by opening fire into the crowd, killing 4 of the protesters and injuring 3 other protesters and 7 other customers, 2 of them critically.

(4) At the Hooters of Champaign/Urbana, there were 21 arrests for the same things. 4 resisted and were tasered into submission.

(5) The Hooters of Peoria had 13 arrests for the same thing, 2 persons reacted violently and were taken down.

(6) At the Hooters of Springfield, there were 29 arrests for camera/copyright incidents. 12 rioted and protested viciously, which prompted the immediate dispatch of a SWAT team, which immediately took down all 12 protesters without any survivors.

(7) Last but not least, at the Hooters of Downers Grove, there were, surprisingly, only 4 arrests.

And that is the Hooters Police Report for Valentine's Day 2011.
Bob

Joliet, IL

#2 Mar 12, 2011
This is a joke post.
Officer Cops

Willowbrook, IL

#3 Mar 12, 2011
Bob wrote:
This is a joke post.
No it isn't! It's a serious and nothing to sneeze or laugh at post!
ddm

Romeoville, IL

#4 Mar 13, 2011
What town are you an officer in?
Officr Cops

Willowbrook, IL

#5 Mar 14, 2011
I am an officer in the whole State of Illinois!
ddm

Houston, TX

#6 Mar 14, 2011
So a trooper then? That's pretty cool, tough gig to get. What district do you work in? I'm really fascinated by this new law, can we meet to discuss it? Is like to write an article about it, I do some freelance writing.
Officer Cops

Willowbrook, IL

#7 Mar 14, 2011
I work in every single district throughout the whole State of Illinois. Every single town, hamlet, city, suburb, farmland, and county in the whole state.
ddm

Houston, TX

#8 Mar 14, 2011
And Bob, there's your proof. You are correct sir.
The state

Willowbrook, IL

#9 Mar 14, 2011
Bob wrote:
This is a joke post.
Joke post?!?!?! What the heck are you calling a joke post? Your lawyer is a joke post!
Admiral Piett

Willowbrook, IL

#10 Mar 22, 2011
ddm wrote:
So a trooper then? That's pretty cool, tough gig to get. What district do you work in? I'm really fascinated by this new law, can we meet to discuss it? Is like to write an article about it, I do some freelance writing.
The law is right here; http://www.illinois.gov/restaurant-laws
ILoveHooters

Willowbrook, IL

#11 Mar 27, 2011
My god! Illinois sure sounds like a totalitarian police state. Hooters makes you happy, but Illinois forbids happiness! Typical of a state that is corrupted beyond repair!

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