My ding dong is too big

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Eric

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Mar 19, 2010
 
I can't sleep with anyone. They all tell me im too big.
Jacob

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Mar 19, 2010
 
Maybe you shouldn't refer to it as a ding dong and it cant be that big.

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Mar 19, 2010
 
Probably just as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch... .
spiritual manure

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#4
Mar 19, 2010
 
depends upon what you are trying to put it in. It is probably too big for your cat. On the other hand, try the other hand.
Who is "they?" The members of your church choir or the guys in your cell?
Synergy

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Mar 19, 2010
 
Funny, spiritual manure.

To the poster: Do "they" tell you that before the "act" or after?
The Reporter

Johnson City, TN

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Mar 19, 2010
 
Take it to Washington DC.I thank Nancy could take it.

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Mar 19, 2010
 
Eric wrote:
I can't sleep with anyone. They all tell me im too big.
And if you're sleeping. Does size really matter.

Really I find this unbelievable. The American public has been so severely reamed over the last decade. You should have no problem with finding those that could accommodate.
Haaaa

Bremen, GA

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Mar 19, 2010
 
Eric wrote:
I can't sleep with anyone. They all tell me im too big.
Are you talking about the big black one in your ass?
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Mar 19, 2010
 
BTs at D wrote:
Probably just as well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch... .
And we wonder why American schools fail? it starts at home. How old is this kid?
Synergy

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Mar 20, 2010
 
And the reaming of our country continues. You'll find someone who can accommadate you. Have you tried Barney Frank?
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Mar 20, 2010
 
This sounds like a personal problem.I would imagine you haven't seen that "thang" in years.

Playing with it won't make it grow "PEE WEE".

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Braselton, GA

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#12
Mar 20, 2010
 
I think your solution to ding dong length would be to post a sign near your doorbell telling people to only press the button once. Perhaps you could buy a digital one that would limit the duration of both the ding and dong.
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Mar 20, 2010
 
Trust me; if you call it a "ding dong", it isn't too big.
Ginger

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Mar 20, 2010
 
The quality of Topix has been extremely low lately in the Douglasville area.
Kindred

Douglasville, GA

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Mar 20, 2010
 
LOL! I know, right! I carry K-Y with me at all times just to make all this reaming a little less painful!!!
BTs at D wrote:
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And if you're sleeping. Does size really matter.
Really I find this unbelievable. The American public has been so severely reamed over the last decade. You should have no problem with finding those that could accommodate.
Kindred

Douglasville, GA

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Mar 20, 2010
 
Aw, come on, where's you're sense of humor! We're just being a little goofy!
Ginger wrote:
The quality of Topix has been extremely low lately in the Douglasville area.
The Reporter

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Mar 20, 2010
 
He could do like the Indian !

This Indian had a very large tool, and he could not get any squaws to mate with.
So he went to a doctor to get a price to cut some off. Doctor no 1 said 300.00 so he said ugh to much
So he went to another Doctor to get another price, the Doc told him 400.00. He said ugh to much. So he decides to cut it off himself.He goes and gets his tomahawk , and lays his tool across a log and takes aim and slams down on it." Oh hell " He looks down and said UGH To Much.
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Mar 20, 2010
 
sounds more like your brain is too small.
WhatIsGoingOnHer e

Mableton, GA

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#19
Mar 20, 2010
 
Well Eric you need to stop messing with the 12 year olds and find someone older. I bet they wouldn't say the same. LOL Do as Kindred said and get some KY. If you are running low on funds they sale off brands at the dollar general.
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Mar 21, 2010
 
Synergy wrote:
Funny, spiritual manure.
To the poster: Do "they" tell you that before the "act" or after?
If "they" tell you BEFORE the act, you probably smell and have bad breath and "they" just don't want to be that close to you. If "they" tell you AFTER the act, you were a lousy lover and "they" are just letting you down easy.

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