funny poem: The Golden Years have com...

funny poem: The Golden Years have come at last.

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guest

Neelyville, MO

#1 Feb 24, 2010
I can't see,
I can't pee.
I can't chew,
I can't screw.
My memore shrinks,
My hearing stinks.
No sense of smell,
I look like hell.
My body is drooping,
I have trouble pooping.
The golden years have come at last,
The golden years can kiss my ___!

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Alexandra Mathews

Sacramento, CA

#2 Apr 16, 2010
Hi!
Where did you get this poem?!
I love it.
Thanks,
Alex Mathews
minahil

Pakistan

#3 Mar 19, 2011
funny poem t make us laugh in these days where we have nothing to laugh ...sadness is every
d head

New Bethlehem, PA

#4 Mar 19, 2011
I am glad to see something other than a bunch of gossip good laugh
lela

Doniphan, MO

#5 Mar 31, 2011
d head wrote:
I am glad to see something other than a bunch of gossip good laugh
you forgot to add, I bent over today , while I was down I thought I would put the stretch to good use, i picked up a dime, saw a penny picked it up too. ever been there ?
SANELE

Europe

#6 Apr 30, 2011
ur poem is funny make mi lough m glad 2 here such good thing like this plz keep it up
devin

United States

#7 Jul 16, 2011
I've always known these poem its so funny
Guest

Faridabad, India

#8 Jul 17, 2011
It is only funny if it isn't you it is talking about
non carborundum illegitem

United States

#9 Nov 25, 2011
it's cute, it's true, it must mean I still have some sanity within - hooray
guest

United States

#10 Nov 26, 2011
non carborundum illegitem wrote:
it's cute, it's true, it must mean I still have some sanity within - hooray
Shouldn't that be " non caborundum illegitemi" or is that the singular and yours is the plural?
Doniphan Don says

United States

#11 Nov 27, 2011
According to Doris, who took Latin at SEMO (years ago) it should be "Illegitemi non caborundum" Oh well, that's all I got for today.
Poet

Hartselle, AL

#12 Dec 15, 2011
guest wrote:
I can't see,
I can't pee.
I can't chew,
I can't screw.
My memore shrinks,
My hearing stinks.
No sense of smell,
I look like hell.
My body is drooping,
I have trouble pooping.
The golden years have come at last,
The golden years can kiss my ___!
I do not believe you are the original writer of this poem!
Be careful about that unless you intend to state so.
Poet

Hartselle, AL

#13 Dec 15, 2011
guest wrote:
I can't see,
I can't pee.
I can't chew,
I can't screw.
My memore shrinks,
My hearing stinks.
No sense of smell,
I look like hell.
My body is drooping,
I have trouble pooping.
The golden years have come at last,
The golden years can kiss my ___!
ok
Poet

Hartselle, AL

#14 Dec 15, 2011
Be careful about posting something as if it is your writing
when it is not!!! You need to make a notation that is it
something you are sharing that you read or state who the
original writer of them poem is!!!
The things you can learn from someone in their golden years
may surprise you and keep you out of jail.
guest

Monroeville, PA

#15 Dec 15, 2011
have fun
ulul

Huntley, IL

#16 Dec 23, 2011
first heard this poem today from an elderly gentleman (who was in a seniors spanish class that i was in) and he whispered it to me today in the grocery store when we were at the deli counter being waited on and i thought oh wow he surprised me-----i loved it
Todd

South Gate, CA

#17 Apr 12, 2012
You might want to add:

Senior citizens are the nations leading carriers of
AIDS!!!
Hearing AIDS, Band AIDS, Roll AIDS, Walking AIDS, Medical AIDS, Government AIDS, and most of all,
Monetary AIDS to their children!!
bk new mexico

Minocqua, WI

#18 Jul 28, 2012
saw this poem 20 years ago in small bar out in country in new mexico
melissa

Dixon, MO

#19 Jul 30, 2012
yes! you got it
granny

Greenbrier, AR

#20 Sep 17, 2012
To funny and very true. More things like this should be shared on here. Delightful

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