Review; Atlantis Gentlemen's club, At...
Very mad

Cicero, IL

#45 Jul 12, 2012
In fact, that place is NOT WORTH YOUR LIFE even if Atlantis strippers (hypothetically) unzipped your pants and rubbed your erection during the lap dance! Not even if they (hypothetically) rubbed/masturbated you until you ejaculated, and had you ejaculate on her leg, on her boobs, on her neck, on her face, or anywhere!
Very mad

Cicero, IL

#46 Jul 12, 2012
And no, not even if your lap dance stripper (hypothetically) took your pants off and even if she were to (hypothetically) have another stripper come over and stroke/fondle your testicles while your main lap dance partner masturbated you. Even that is NOT WORTH YOUR LIFE to go through a horrible and lethally dangerous area like Ford Heights, and risk getting blasted to swiss cheese or even blown from the road, and then ruthlessly and brutally robbed blind.
Very mad

Cicero, IL

#47 Jul 12, 2012
If you are really desparate to relieve your strip club fantasies, do yourself a favor and go to Key West!
Club goer

Cicero, IL

#49 Aug 17, 2012
Hey people! I just found out that, according to chicagogangs.org , there are 5 well known established gangs in Ford Heights! They are the Four Corner Hustlers, the Black P Stones, the Vice Lords, the Gangster Disciples, and the Latin Counts.
Club goer

Cicero, IL

#50 Sep 13, 2012
P.S. It has also just been discovered that 2 rival gangs of the Gangster Disciples are the Black P Stones and the Vice Lords. And when there are rival gangs next to each other territorywise, as is apparently the case in Ford Heights between the Gangster Disciples, the Black P Stones, and the Vice Lords, the violence danger level will easily skyrocket through the roof!
Strip fan

Munster, IN

#51 Sep 14, 2012
Dont listen to the reviewer. The club is totally worth going though bad block. If you pay the strippers 15 dollars they take you to a private room and let you spray semen on their tits and face.
Club goer

Cicero, IL

#52 Sep 16, 2012
Strip fan wrote:
Dont listen to the reviewer. The club is totally worth going though bad block. If you pay the strippers 15 dollars they take you to a private room and let you spray semen on their tits and face.
In fact, I'm not sure anyone would be safe going to Atlantis Gentlemen's club in an army tank, or even in an AH-64 Apache helicopter!
whatbabies

United States

#53 Sep 22, 2012
I've been a medic in the south suburbs including ford heights for years. There are no such incidences and anyone who thinks ford heights is bad is a chicken. It is far from a war zone, if you stay on the east side of the expressway you are fine. If you want a war zone try club o or sky box in Harvey. You men are chickens..
Not happy

Cicero, IL

#54 Sep 24, 2012
whatbabies wrote:
I've been a medic in the south suburbs including ford heights for years. There are no such incidences and anyone who thinks ford heights is bad is a chicken. It is far from a war zone, if you stay on the east side of the expressway you are fine. If you want a war zone try club o or sky box in Harvey. You men are chickens..
Maybe this guy drives vehicles equipped with powerful, invisible deflector energy shields, capable of deflecting anything from stones, bullets, baseball bats, and bazooka shells, up to 500 pound WWII bombs. We are NOT chickens at all! In fact, east of Cicero Avenue, all of Cook County south of Lawrence Avenue is all endless, nonstop ghetto! All the way to the lakefront and right through Gary, Indiana. Whatever hood in that entire area that is not covered by street gangs is covered by the vicious Flash Mobs, which in fact are more dangerous to civilians than the Latin Kings!
Not happy

Cicero, IL

#55 Sep 24, 2012
Strip fan wrote:
Dont listen to the reviewer. The club is totally worth going though bad block. If you pay the strippers 15 dollars they take you to a private room and let you spray semen on their tits and face.
Are you insane?! This place is NOT worth your life, even if the stripper charged you 25 cents to let you spray semen on her tits and face! I'm not sure one would even be safe going to Atlantis in an AH-64 Apache helicopter!
Not happy

Cicero, IL

#56 Sep 24, 2012
In fact, I don't even know if I'd go to Atlantis in a Harrier jump jet!
TougherThanTheAv erageMan

Aurora, IL

#57 Oct 19, 2012
I'm female, and grew up in a neighboring town 5 mins from ford heights. Whoever posted this has got to patron one of the crack dealers in Ford Heights. These "facts" are far from true in the area of Atlantis Gentleman's Club. It's literally right off the 394 e-way. You don't HAVE to drive through a hood to get there...on the other side is the neighboring town of Lynwood. A harmless city, that is indeed surrounded by corn fields. This is just a person with too much time on their hands trying to make an amazing establishment with quality employees and management look bad. If you don't want to visit the club for your own reasons then so be it, but it's deplorable that people would post these lies in a time where business owners (especially small business owners) are trying to stay above water. Shame on these over dramatic asses! This whole string of outright lies are laughable at best.. Also, gangs are EVERYWHERE... From your low income cities to your lily white, upper class neighborhoods. Get a life guys!
Not happy

Cicero, IL

#58 Oct 22, 2012
What if those corn fields were a mere cover up for something illegal? What if people grew marijuana and even made crack cocaine, in the middle of those cornfields, and used the corn as a shield to hide their illegal activity? Just barely a month ago, a marijuana field the size of 2 football fields put together was uncovered and raided on Chicago's south side. Over 1,500+ marijuana plants, some the size of an average Christmas tree, and valued at up to 10 million dollars, were discovered by the Chicago Police Department.
Verymad

Cicero, IL

#59 Nov 23, 2012
P.S. Atlantis is also NOT worth your life if photography and/or even videotaping were (hypothetically) allowed at Atlantis Gentlemen's club! No, not even if (hypothetically) they let you videotape your lap dances, and even if they let you videotape yourself touching/holding her boobs, fingering her genitals, her masturbating you, you ejaculating on her, and this and that!
Verymad

Cicero, IL

#60 Nov 23, 2012
TougherThanTheAverageMan wrote:
I'm female, and grew up in a neighboring town 5 mins from ford heights. Whoever posted this has got to patron one of the crack dealers in Ford Heights. These "facts" are far from true in the area of Atlantis Gentleman's Club. It's literally right off the 394 e-way. You don't HAVE to drive through a hood to get there...on the other side is the neighboring town of Lynwood. A harmless city, that is indeed surrounded by corn fields. This is just a person with too much time on their hands trying to make an amazing establishment with quality employees and management look bad. If you don't want to visit the club for your own reasons then so be it, but it's deplorable that people would post these lies in a time where business owners (especially small business owners) are trying to stay above water. Shame on these over dramatic asses! This whole string of outright lies are laughable at best.. Also, gangs are EVERYWHERE... From your low income cities to your lily white, upper class neighborhoods. Get a life guys!
Between Lawrence Avenue and the latitude of the Cook/Will county border, the ENTIRE Land area between Cicero Avenue and the longitude of I-65 is ALL Endless Ghetto!!! And that Includes Lynwood!
Verymad

Cicero, IL

#61 Nov 23, 2012
Within that entire area, whatever is not covered by gangs is covered by FLASH MOBS!!! And the Flash Mobs are in fact as dangerous to civilians as swarms of hungry Great White Sharks are to swimmers. And when Flash Mobs attack, they attack Like Packs Of Hungry Wolves!!!
Preacher

Cicero, IL

#62 Nov 24, 2012
Any man who lat a woman lustfully has allready committed adultery with her in his heart!(Matthew 5:28)

Lust is an UMBRELLA term!!! It is WAY FAR MORE than simply a heavy desire or "coveting" of something! It is an umbrella for HUNDREDS of BILLIONS of individual sins! Including but by NO means limited to;

Admiring

Fantasies

Pipe dreams

Masturbation

Interacting

Thinking of her

Wanting to meet her

Wanting to interact with her

Pipe dreaming/fantasizing of having a "look-a-like" of her

Wanting to interact with a "look-a-like" of her

Wanting to meet a "look-a-like" of her

Going to the same restaurant where she works

Going to the same store or stores she shops at

Friending her, or trying to friend her, on any social networking site (Facebook, Myspace, etc)

Giving her your email/Facebook/Myspace information so she can friend you

Exchange of phone numbers

Emailing her

Calling her on the telephone

Being present in her neighborhood

Dancing with her (at any club, dance, disco, reception, party, or where ever)

And many BILLIONS more!

Also of important note; The above actions without any intent of ever committing adultery with her is just as big a sin as with the intent. Additionally, any person who commits any of the above and/or any of the other BILLIONS of sins under the umbrella has also committed IDOLATRY, as it applies to not just married/"taken" women, but ANY woman at all, even SINGLE women!!!

Just as marriage is idolatry, lust is also idolatry in the heart!
Ford Heights is ghetto

Cicero, IL

#63 Mar 19, 2013
Stripclubfan wrote:
Atlantis is the only place to live out all of your fantasies. When one walks in you feel as though you are transofrmed to he best Strip Club in vegas. Tall ceilings, full liquor bar, a real shark tank, and most importantly hot, fully naked women. Upon entrance you are greeted by one of the managers who immediatley makes you feel as though you are a vip. You get a table or you can even request to sit down for dinner. The food is amazing anything steak, lobster, and scalops are just a begining. This place has the best food in Chicago. Full VIP suites for the true ballers are available complete with televisions and leather couches. Imagine having dinner with a gorgeous naked women wile watching footbal....this is possible only at Atlantis. If you want the BEST FULL NUDITY STRIP CLUB IN CHICAGO Atlantis is the place to be. Ask for Mark he will make all your dreams come true....true ballers only come to Atlantis
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I don't care if they allow you to have sex with the strippers! Atlantis is STILL not worth your life! Nor is it worth getting robbed at gunpoint and then blasted to swiss cheese by a killer's AK-47 in the parking lot!
Not happy

Cicero, IL

#64 Mar 19, 2013
TougherThanTheAverageMan wrote:
You don't HAVE to drive through a hood to get there...on the other side is the neighboring town of Lynwood. A harmless city, that is indeed surrounded by corn fields.
Lynwood is also a crime ridden ghetto. East of Cicero Avenue between Lawrence Avenue (4800 north) and the Will County Border is ALL ENDLESS GHETTO!!! All the way east to Lake Michigan, and right through Gary, Indiana.

Even Downtown Chicago and Grant Park are not safe anymore. The Flash Mobs have completely taken over every single last neighborhood east of Cicero Avenue and south of Lawrence that is not taken over by street gangs. And from the way they attack INNOCENT people, the Flash Mobs are more dangerous than the Gangster Disciples and the Latin Kings!
Not happy

Cicero, IL

#65 Mar 19, 2013
In fact, other towns included in the ghetto that are within the vicinity of Atlantis include; in Illinois; Sauk Village, Chicago Heights, South Chicago Heights, Steger, Homewood, Olympia Fields, Glenwood, Park Forest, and Lansing. In Indiana, the ghetto includes; Dyer, Schererville, Hammond, St John, Highland, Munster, Griffith, and extending east all the way to/through Merrillville, and Gary.

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