Man Allegedly Touched Himself in Groc...

Man Allegedly Touched Himself in Grocery Store Parking Lot

There are 10 comments on the Patch.com story from Nov 25, 2013, titled Man Allegedly Touched Himself in Grocery Store Parking Lot. In it, Patch.com reports that:

At least one Aldi shopper in Oak Forest noticed a man touching himself inappropriately while parked in the grocery store's lot last week.

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Patchy

United States

#1 Nov 26, 2013
If the author of this article should ever find himself wondering, years from now, why he never got a real jon in journalism, he should look back at this article.

"Gentiles" ??? Really, you are pathetic, kid. Time to see if you can go back to stocking grocery shelves.
chester

Chicago Heights, IL

#2 Nov 26, 2013
since when is that not allowed ??
Cuz

Tinley Park, IL

#3 Nov 26, 2013
Patchy, go back and read it again. It spelled correctly, genitals.
Patchy

Park Ridge, IL

#4 Nov 27, 2013
Thats because the moron editor went back and changed it.
hey patchy

Chicago Heights, IL

#5 Nov 27, 2013
Patchy wrote:
Thats because the moron editor went back and changed it.
CALL YOURSELF THAT CAUSE OF THOSE PATCHES OF SCABS ON YOUR DING A LING ??
capain cumshot

Oak Lawn, IL

#6 Nov 27, 2013
I want to paint al your faces with my man juice.
hey quick shooter

Chicago Heights, IL

#7 Nov 28, 2013
capain cumshot wrote:
I want to paint al your faces with my man juice.
you cant please anyone with that little pee shooter !
hey quick shooter

Chicago Heights, IL

#8 Nov 28, 2013
Patchy wrote:
Thats because the moron editor went back and changed it.
you are a moron pc of dung loser--from the editor in chief
Patchy

Park Ridge, IL

#9 Nov 28, 2013
Not a single person has been able to refute the fact that Patch Editors are lazy, pathetic, wifi stealing POSs whos sites have been taken over by robo blogging dooshbags from AOL HQ, spamming the sites with utterly useless information. They ignore repeated requests by posters for additional Information all over the country.

Locally, they are all HS dropouts who live at home, suckling the teats of mommy, playing video games in the dark with cheeto stained fingers. FU all, patch editors. Your sites are all going dark soon.
hey clueless

Chicago Heights, IL

#11 Nov 28, 2013
Patchy wrote:
Not a single person has been able to refute the fact that Patch Editors are lazy, pathetic, wifi stealing POSs whos sites have been taken over by robo blogging dooshbags from AOL HQ, spamming the sites with utterly useless information. They ignore repeated requests by posters for additional Information all over the country.
Locally, they are all HS dropouts who live at home, suckling the teats of mommy, playing video games in the dark with cheeto stained fingers. FU all, patch editors. Your sites are all going dark soon.
whats this got to do with yanking one off in the grocry store parking lot -- what a goon-toon you are !

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