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Ill. House Approves Legalizing Same-Sex Civil Unions

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The Illinois House has approved a measure to legalize civil unions for same-sex couples.

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Darla

New York, NY

#57021 Aug 31, 2014
A guy walks into a bar and asks for 13 margaritas. The bartender abruptly replies,“Wow sir, that sure is a lot, whats the occasion?”

So the guy sits down on a stool, hangs his head and tells the curious bartender,”Well, my first b**w job.” The bartender smiles and replies,“Yea, that’s a splendid occasion indeed. Let me get you one more drink, on the house!”

“Nah,” the guy replies…“If thirteen doesn’t get the taste out, nothing will.”

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Darla

New York, NY

#57022 Aug 31, 2014
This straight guy walks into a bar. After he’s inside he realizes it’s a gay bar.. he thinks to himself “Oh…what the hell, I really want a drink”

He goes to the bar and the gay waiter comes to him and asks for the name of his penis?? The straight guy says “I’m not like that just give me a drink.” The gay homosexual waiter says “I’m sorry sir…I cannot give you a drink until you tell me the name of your penis”.

The straight guy says “Well…what is the name of yours???” The gay waiter says “Nike…you know…JUST DO IT!”… So the straight guy thinks for a moment. The waiter says “Well…” and the straight guy finally says “My penis is named ‘Secret’.”

The gay waiter says “Secret???” in a confused tone. The straight guy says “Yeah, it’s strong enough for a man…but made for a woman!”

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ahha

New York, NY

#57023 Aug 31, 2014
Three guys are arrested in an adult book store and appear before the judge. He asks the first guy to stand: "What is your name?" he asked. "John," the guy answered. "And why were you arrested?" the judge asked. "I was by the magazine rack holding a big fat cigar and blowing smoke." he answered. The judge didn't see anything wrong with that, so he dismissed the guy and called up the next one. "What's your name?" he asked. "John," the guy answered. "Why were you arrested?" the Judge asked. "I was by the magazine rack holding a big fat cigar and blowing smoke." he answered. Again, the judge saw nothing offensive,'This so-called adult store is begining to sound more like a smoking club!' he thought. So he dismissed the charge and called up the next guy. "What's your name?? No wait, let me guess; John." he said. "No," said the guy, "My name is Smoke."

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Death

Prague, Czech Republic

#57026 Sep 1, 2014
Gays are pig sh--t. I hope they all die. They rape and molest little children.

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Gay be gone

Joliet, IL

#57027 Sep 1, 2014
Whistling dicky wrote:
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I have one question.
On fathersday when children are present in a gay/lesbian marriage,Who gets to be the daddy?
Or do they fight and argue and throw hissy fits on he gets to take on that role for the "special day"?
Gays deserve NO rights.

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God Rules Here

New York, NY

#57029 Sep 1, 2014
We own this thread now. You can never have it back.

Satan be gone.

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B Hole

New York, NY

#57030 Sep 1, 2014
My God! Was anyone in here?" -- Checkov &#9702;"Aye" -- Scotty, staring together out of the bulkhead where Captain Kirk was sucked into space

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B Hole

New York, NY

#57031 Sep 1, 2014
"I was out saving the galaxy when your grandfather was in diapers" -- Kirk

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B Hole

New York, NY

#57033 Sep 1, 2014
"If Spock were here, he'd say that I was an irrational, illlogical human being for going on a mission like this....... Sounds like fun!" -- Kirk

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B Hole

New York, NY

#57034 Sep 1, 2014
"Rumours of my assimilation have been greatly exagerrated" -- Picard

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B Hole

New York, NY

#57035 Sep 1, 2014
"Believing oneself to be perfect is often the sign of a delusional mind." -- Data to Borg Queen

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B Hole

New York, NY

#57036 Sep 1, 2014
“They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate countless worlds, and we fall back. Not again. Not this time. The line must be drawn here! This far, no farther! And I will make them pay for what they have done!”- Captain Jean-Luc Picard

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“Crusading Fundies r hilarious!”

Since: Feb 11

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#57039 Sep 1, 2014
KiMare wrote:
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Jonah, if people care to wade through your mad ranting, they can read for themselves what you wrote and what I wrote.
And every time they will be able to conclude that you lie about what other people say. Liars like you Greg are nothing more than cowards. Thanks for proving you couldn’t support your statement by cowardly avoiding doing so. Speaks volumes about your complete lack of integrity and character. But then, you’ve been demonstrating the lack of those virtues, and many others, since you started posting on the internet.
KiMare wrote:
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The bottom line remains, ss couples like yours are inferior to marriage.
No Greg, that isn’t a “bottom line”, it’s simply a silly, nonsensical opinion that you trot out when you get pissed off thinking about gays and all the anal sex you aren’t getting. Absolutely no one but you Greg is trying to compare “couples (ss or otherwise)” which is a voluntary state of relationship, with “marriage” which is a state sanctioned relationship. Your desperation reeks.

But since you like bottom lines so much Greg, here’s one for you. My marriage is equal to your marriage in every way, shape and form. It has no inferiorities to your marriage whatsoever. If you disagree, then please find the state’s documentation supporting this imaginary inferiority you pretend exists. You remember the state, right Greg? The entity that actually sanctions marriage. Smirk.
Hurry back with your support coward!

“Crusading Fundies r hilarious!”

Since: Feb 11

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#57040 Sep 1, 2014
Sadistic Homosexuals wrote:
More homosexuals than heterosexuals have committed multiple offenses against children
Why is it that homophobes never cite the source of their proclamations?

“Crusading Fundies r hilarious!”

Since: Feb 11

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#57041 Sep 1, 2014
Sadistic Homosexuals wrote:
There are studies from sources that are not anti-gay that document high rates of sexual experience with children among male homosexual adults
There are absolutely no studies that conclude this. You might want to do a little research and learn the differences between pedophilia and sexual orientation. The majority of men with a homosexual pedophilia are heterosexuals. THAT is case studied and peer reviewed. You can start with the Mayo Clinics research and go from there.

“Crusading Fundies r hilarious!”

Since: Feb 11

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#57042 Sep 1, 2014
KiMare wrote:
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Every part of that passage addresses the behavior of homosexuals on this site.
Anal sex is a human behavior, not a homosexual behavior, so attempting to form any arguments against homosexuals only using anal sex is absurd. Homosexuals have no unique "behavior" separate from the rest of humanity. But you already know this Greg, you just ignore facts and make up more "bottom lines" using lies and deceit.
KiMare wrote:
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Speaking the truth is NOT stirring up conflict, it is an act of love.
Nice try dolt. We all love it when fundies like you disingenuously try and mask you true purposes by calling out on "love". If it is meant in love Greg, why all the "smirks" and name calling?
smirk
[smurk]
verb (used without object)
1. to smile in an affected, smug, and offensive way.

If you’re posts are supposed to demonstrate what “love” means to your Hebrew god, you can keep it. By the way, Sandy give up the anus for you yet old man? She know how much you want it? Why don’t you go “love” her some, right up the backside Greg. And we all know you’ll be smirking the whole time you do it.

“KiMare'a the Monster Mutation”

Since: Nov 10

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#57045 Sep 1, 2014
Jonah1 wrote:
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But since you like bottom lines so much Greg, here’s one for you. My marriage is equal to your marriage in every way, shape and form. It has no inferiorities to your marriage whatsoever.
I know my marriage is a model to follow Jonah, but you are clearly off your rocker. You need medication and more!

Smile.

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“KiMare'a the Monster Mutation”

Since: Nov 10

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#57049 Sep 1, 2014
Jonah1 wrote:
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Anal sex is a human behavior, not a homosexual behavior, so attempting to form any arguments against homosexuals only using anal sex is absurd. Homosexuals have no unique "behavior" separate from the rest of humanity. But you already know this Greg, you just ignore facts and make up more "bottom lines" using lies and deceit.
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Nice try dolt. We all love it when fundies like you disingenuously try and mask you true purposes by calling out on "love". If it is meant in love Greg, why all the "smirks" and name calling?
smirk
[smurk]
verb (used without object)
1. to smile in an affected, smug, and offensive way.
If you’re posts are supposed to demonstrate what “love” means to your Hebrew god, you can keep it. By the way, Sandy give up the anus for you yet old man? She know how much you want it? Why don’t you go “love” her some, right up the backside Greg. And we all know you’ll be smirking the whole time you do it.
Do you have a rational rebuttal to my assertion that the verse applies to homosexuals? Something you only affirmed by your post.

Smile.

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mahz

Granite City, IL

#57051 Sep 1, 2014
The forum slide will commence shortly. Just take comfort in the fact that they know you are right so they don't even bother to argue any more. The reason they are begging for this to be removed is that they can't stand having their noses rubbed in it. The original thread was about same sex civil unions and now gay people have full marriage rights.

And then you have Greg, who told us he was a UCC minister. UCC started allowing gay marriage, which is probably why he quit. He's here lashing out in anger at gay people because they took over his religion.

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mahz

Granite City, IL

#57052 Sep 1, 2014
KiMare wrote:
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Do you have a rational rebuttal to my assertion that the verse applies to homosexuals? Something you only affirmed by your post.
Smile.
Do you have a rebuttal to my assertion that most of these apply to you? Other than a childish "I know you are but what am I"?

How about that whole "log in the eye" thing? Any rebuttals to that, sinner?

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