New adult store comming soon.

New adult store comming soon.

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topicender

“gotcha”

Since: Oct 11

staten island

#1 Nov 16, 2011
I'm opening an 3x adult store in Dingmans ferry in December, just in time for xmas shopping.We will carry toys for female, male(including anal probes in 5 colors) And toys to enjoy barnyard animal sex.(you do need the required permit for that)See your county clerk.and food in the shapes of sexual organs.We will offer custome made cockrings in silver,gold and platinum.Bronze will be a special order. also for your parties we'll have penis shaped ice cube trays invented by non-other than the loose stool himself. Tyrone shooz will be holding a book signing of his latest paperback"barnyard animals like you've never seen" sometime in January.Pre-order your book here as they are flying out his butt!See you then
Tyrone Shooz

East Islip, NY

#2 Nov 16, 2011
Yes, Top, thanks for inviting me. I'll be sure to be there for the "opening".... whether it is loose stool's or not! lol
topicender

“gotcha”

Since: Oct 11

staten island

#3 Nov 16, 2011
Just tryin to promote that great book.I look horses and pigs in a HOLE new way.
Scott

Cape Coral, FL

#4 Nov 17, 2011
will you offer advise on how to find my sheep in the high grass?
Old fart

Cape Coral, FL

#5 Nov 18, 2011
I am an old 75 year fart.I leave Dingmans Ferry each fall to come south to Tampa so I can enjoy the weather and the sex stores down here.Its about time a adult store opens in Dingmans Ferry.I'm so excited to get back north so I can shop tis new store for anal probes .I like them in black! Reminds me of the old days in prison with Bubba. My old friend stool and I will have so much fun, thanks whomever you are! I'm gonna fly up there for that new book by tyrone shooz to get it signed. I hope you are gonna carry a line of sexy depends or oops I crapped my pants.

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