7 Types of Republicans

7 Types of Republicans

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“Ignorance is not Patriotism.”

Since: Dec 11

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#1 Mar 13, 2012
1.The Educated Republicans:
These are the rarest of all Republicans. Occasionally you will run into one in public. These Republicans are the smartest of the Republican idiots. They have learned everything there is to know about their position, from a Republican perspective. They’ve educated themselves on all the reasons why their position is correct.
Anyone with the internet and 5 minutes can find something that thoroughly discredits their version of the “facts”. Even with confronted with contradictory facts though they will continue to fall back on their original arguments, try to change the subject to something they are more comfortable talking about, or start expressing opinions with no factual merit.

2.Fox News and Conservative Talk Radio Republicans:
These are one of the angriest groups of Republicans. They watch Fox News or listen to Conservative Talk Radio and they think it makes them an expert on politics. The only knowledge they have of politics is parroted talking points without any facts to back them up. When you defeat them in debate they will resort to calling you names like “Liberal”, or “commie” or “socialist” or “baby-killer” etc. They think all liberals are socialists that want to take their money and give it to people who don’t deserve it.

The reason why this type of Republican is an idiot:
They have no idea what they are talking about. Usually they’re just repeating things they have heard from Glenn Beck or Rush Limbaugh. They think that liberals want to take away their freedoms and they clearly don’t know what the word “liberal” means, or what liberal have done for our country and freedom. They think President Obama is comparable to Hitler for passing health-care reform. They accuse you of watching MSNBC if you don’t agree with them. They call you a sheep but expect you to blindly believe everything they tell you, without question.

What to Remember when debating them:
Keep demanding facts from them to back up their assertions until they break down and call you any of the aforementioned names. Ask them to name specific freedoms that liberals have taken away from them. They have a tendency to become violent so watch their hands if you are debating them face to face.

3.:Christian Republicans:
Disclaimer: I am myself a Christian and I am a gun fanatic. So this one can apply to either party.
These Republicans are hypocrites. They do everything in the name of Christ, while simultaneously acting as un-Christlike as humanly possible and don't realize that the bible is more inline with Democratic beliefs.

4. Tea Party Republicans:
These Republicans are a dumbed-down combination of the previous 2 groups of Republicans. They think Sarah Palin is intelligent and it’s the media filter’s fault that she looks so stupid. They think Reagan was fiscally Conservative even though he tripled the deficit. They watch Fox News religiously, and think Glenn Beck is credible. They don’t understand why people think they’re racist while they’re standing next to people holding racist signs. They protest higher taxes even though taxes have gone down for 95% of working families.

The reason why this type of Republican is an idiot:
They parrot Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin talking points. When you discredit one thing they say they immediately move on to the next subject. Anyone that doesn’t agree with them is a socialist, even though they can’t give you the actual definition of socialism. Many of them are on Medicare while protesting “socialism”. They have never met a socialist, so they have no idea what socialists believe. They think liberals are socialists and socialists are Nazis.

What to Remember when debating them:
They have no idea what they’re talking about. Ask them to prove what they are saying. If you ask them a question and they respond with a question refuse to answer their question until they answer yours. Don’t back down. Remind them that taxes have actually been lowered for 95% of working families.

“Ignorance is not Patriotism.”

Since: Dec 11

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#2 Mar 13, 2012
5.5:Birther Republicans:
The birthers think that Obama was born in Kenya. No matter how much evidence you present them with that is contradictory to that they will continue to insist that he is not the legitimate President. They are sore-losers because McCain lost the election, and they will never support Obama, even if he paid off the entire National Debt.

6.Racist Republicans:

Racist Republicans hate Obama because he’s black. They think that all Muslims are terrorists. They think Obama is a terrorist Muslim. The think anyone with a name like Obama’s is a terrorist.

7. Extremely Idiotic Republicans:
These Republicans are Republicans because they think it’s cool. They have a Republican in one of the other groups listed, so they think they know what they’re talking about. They have terrible spelling and grammar but they expect you to believe whatever they say because they are saying it to you.

The reason why this type of Republican is an idiot:

It’s hard to tell if they ever made it past the 4th grade. Most of their posts are illegible. They don’t know anything about their position other than what they have heard their friends say. They think that Republicans are fiscally conservative because they say that they are, and call anyone that doesn’t agree with them sheep. They ignore all historical information that is contradictory to what they say. They are 100% blind to facts.

What to Remember when debating them:

No amount of facts or logic will ever convince them that their buddies are wrong. You could be a college professor and they will still think that your opinion isn’t credible. Instead of trying to argue with them try explaining Algebra to your dog. I’m sure it will be much more productive.
Horse Hockey

Maryland Heights, MO

#3 Mar 13, 2012
And yet Obaa's approval ratings are now at an all-time low of 41%.

Since: Jul 11

Dexter

#5 Mar 13, 2012
One type of idiot:

1. Buckwheat Rules

Since: Jan 12

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#6 Mar 13, 2012
You apparently are clueless to what a true conservative is; not necessarily a Republican or a Libertarian, just a conservative. We believe in:

1: The right of free speech, the right to protect the church from government, and not the other way around. Freedom of or from religion is a true conservative belief.
2. The constitutional provision to promote the general welfare, not provide it or entitle it
3. The right to keep and bear arms
4. Leaving business alone, low taxation, limited to necessary regulations
5. A strong military to protect American interests.
6. Promoting the nuclear family, not same sex marriages or even domestic partnerships (though what you do on your own is your business)

And a host of other things that the liberal cannot grasp. Liberals are, by and large, the biggest racists, want to tax and spend their way out of debt (just look at the job that POTUS has done), and the least tolerant of ideas that differ from theirs. Study your history; Lincoln was a Republican; he freed the blacks, Reagan was a Republican, he laid the framework for ending the failed economy of Jimmy Carter and the end of the cold war.

This could go on and on, but without a solid background in constitutional law and the fundamental principles laid down by the founding fathers you won't have a clue.
idk

Dexter, MO

#7 Mar 13, 2012
Since we are generalizing and marginalizing, there are 3 types of Democrats:
1. Those on the government tit.
2. Those wishing to be on the government tit.
3. Those who are getting rich off of trying to put more money in the government tit.
dennis

Dexter, MO

#8 Mar 13, 2012
The definition of a Democrat. Someone who wants to take my hard earned money and give it to someone who does not want to work but just sit on their ass and vote for the Democrat the giver of stuff. Since these lazy people need the help of the Democrat to support them for the rest of their life, in substandard , subsidised housing with a whole litter of porch monkey, drug pushers and users, that will increase the crime rate to further support the need for more govenment control of the Free Taxpayers Patriots of this country. One of these days it is going to be open season on the Democrat, liberal theives and their parisites on society.

“Ignorance is not Patriotism.”

Since: Dec 11

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#9 Mar 14, 2012
idk wrote:
Since we are generalizing and marginalizing, there are 3 types of Democrats:
1. Those on the government tit.
2. Those wishing to be on the government tit.
3. Those who are getting rich off of trying to put more money in the government tit.
Your certainly a type 2 and 7. Possible even a 4.

“Ignorance is not Patriotism.”

Since: Dec 11

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#10 Mar 14, 2012
Lostandfoud wrote:
You apparently are clueless to what a true conservative is; not necessarily a Republican or a Libertarian, just a conservative. We believe in:

1: The right of free speech, the right to protect the church from government, and not the other way around. Freedom of or from religion is a true conservative belief.
2. The constitutional provision to promote the general welfare, not provide it or entitle it
3. The right to keep and bear arms
4. Leaving business alone, low taxation, limited to necessary regulations
5. A strong military to protect American interests.
6. Promoting the nuclear family, not same sex marriages or even domestic partnerships (though what you do on your own is your business)

And a host of other things that the liberal cannot grasp. Liberals are, by and large, the biggest racists, want to tax and spend their way out of debt (just look at the job that POTUS has done), and the least tolerant of ideas that differ from theirs. Study your history; Lincoln was a Republican; he freed the blacks, Reagan was a Republican, he laid the framework for ending the failed economy of Jimmy Carter and the end of the cold war.

This could go on and on, but without a solid background in constitutional law and the fundamental principles laid down by the founding fathers you won't have a clue.
You sound like a 2 and 4.
George Bailey

Saint Charles, MO

#11 Mar 14, 2012
Buckwheat Rules wrote:
<quoted text>You sound like a 2 and 4.
You sound like a democrat 1
bullybuster

Saint Louis, MO

#12 Mar 14, 2012
dennis wrote:
The definition of a Democrat. Someone who wants to take my hard earned money and give it to someone who does not want to work but just sit on their ass and vote for the Democrat the giver of stuff. Since these lazy people need the help of the Democrat to support them for the rest of their life, in substandard , subsidised housing with a whole litter of porch monkey, drug pushers and users, that will increase the crime rate to further support the need for more govenment control of the Free Taxpayers Patriots of this country. One of these days it is going to be open season on the Democrat, liberal theives and their parisites on society.
Explain what you mean by "open season."

Since: Jan 12

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#13 Mar 17, 2012
Buckwheat Rules wrote:
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You sound like a 2 and 4.
You sound like you are milking the government breast. It is time to be weaned child. Open your eyes and evolve.

“Ignorance is not Patriotism.”

Since: Dec 11

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#14 Mar 17, 2012
Lostandfoud wrote:
<quoted text>You sound like you are milking the government breast. It is time to be weaned child. Open your eyes and evolve.
Actually I'm a business owner. Or as the Republicans call me "A job creator". Business has been booming since Obama started repairing Bush's blunder.
This is the main reason I'm supporting Obama . Things got ugly and I had to deal with lay offs when the Republican was in office. I don't want to see people go through that mess again and that's what will happen if Obama doesn't win. History repeats itself. Republicans always tank the economy and Democrats fix the mess. Pretty simple actually. Just looking out and wanting what's best for my employees and my family.

Since: Jul 11

Dexter

#15 Mar 17, 2012
I doubt your a business owner, you wouldn't have time to be cut and pasting all day all over topix forums, also you wouldn't be dick riding Obama all day either in this economic environment trying to hold a small business. You would know that your going to be soaked with taxes from obama care, income taxes, energy costs, etc, you'd be first in line at the polls to vote obama out of office.
Quit your lying, your not fooling anybody.
BIGJ

Saint Louis, MO

#16 Mar 17, 2012
Damn Captain I just had the same thought as you did!! I think Buckwheat is a closet conservative and just likes to argue!!

Since: Jul 11

Dexter

#18 Mar 17, 2012
BIGJ wrote:
Damn Captain I just had the same thought as you did!! I think Buckwheat is a closet conservative and just likes to argue!!
Buckwheat is one or a combination of three things:

Directly working for the Obama campaign volunteering or being payed to copy/paste this nonsense all over the web.

An OWS type we've seen on YouTube that shit on police cars and throw piss filled balling at the police.

Unemployed milking the public aid system (maybe disabled mentally also getting SS) and various other government programs that Obama himself has signed off. This is where he has the time to be online all hours of the day and night trolling the WWW on behalf of the great one. He is afraid Republicans might cut him off and hell have to get out and work from what he reads off the loony left websites. He actually believes Republicans are the problem when Obama hold welfare and military hostage if a spending bill is blocked by Congress.

He is obviously irrational, a liar and is probably dependent on government hand outs.

Since: Jul 11

Dexter

#19 Mar 17, 2012
*piss filled balloons

One thing he is NOT is a family man and a business owner.
BIGJ

Saint Louis, MO

#20 Mar 17, 2012
Captain Obvious Says wrote:
<quoted text>
Buckwheat is one or a combination of three things:
Directly working for the Obama campaign volunteering or being payed to copy/paste this nonsense all over the web.
An OWS type we've seen on YouTube that shit on police cars and throw piss filled balling at the police.
Unemployed milking the public aid system (maybe disabled mentally also getting SS) and various other government programs that Obama himself has signed off. This is where he has the time to be online all hours of the day and night trolling the WWW on behalf of the great one. He is afraid Republicans might cut him off and hell have to get out and work from what he reads off the loony left websites. He actually believes Republicans are the problem when Obama hold welfare and military hostage if a spending bill is blocked by Congress.
He is obviously irrational, a liar and is probably dependent on government hand outs.
You don't have any room to talk as you have 1,099 posts. What kind of government handout are you on, you freak?

Since: Jul 11

Dexter

#21 Mar 17, 2012
BIGJ wrote:
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You don't have any room to talk as you have 1,099 posts. What kind of government handout are you on, you freak?
I don't claim to be a business owner.or claim to contribute to society in a positive way while contradicting myself at the same time.

This is my 1,100 post!
BIGJ

Saint Louis, MO

#22 Mar 18, 2012
BIGJ wrote:
<quoted text>
You don't have any room to talk as you have 1,099 posts. What kind of government handout are you on, you freak?
HMMM it seems we have an imposter!

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