funny pick up lines

[come on]

is that a keg in your pants cuz id like to tap that azz

[itreallywas]

the dumbest thing I ever read....

[ok how bout]

sex is like pringles, once you pop you cant stop

[Ex Maldenite]

Your outfit is beautiful, it would look even better in a pile beside my bed.

[WTF]

Those are pretty bad. You might as well just ask them if they are looking for a good time. LOL. You know what, I'm gonna try that one!

[come on]

that one aint funny though.

[Nick]

come on wrote:

that one aint funny though.

Yeah well.... You're funny lookin.

[oh baby]

is it hot in here, or is just you?

[WTF aka kmmfa]

Still corny.

[yaa]

hey girl why dont u come off some of that i know u got it on u !

[BUBA]

DID YOU FART? CAUSE SOMTHIN JUST BLEW ME AWAY!

[oh baby]

if i were a flie i would be all over you, cuz your the shit.

[WTF aka kmmfa]

BUBA wrote:

DID YOU FART? CAUSE SOMTHIN JUST BLEW ME AWAY!

Sweet, thanks Bub.

[WTF aka kmmfa]

yaa wrote:

hey girl why dont u come off some of that i know u got it on u !

Say this to a skinny one, and you might have just scored a methhead.
WARNING: Do Not Let Them Know
Where You Live

[looney tune]

r u tired .....? cuz u been runnin through my mind all day....!

[looney tune]

did it hurt...? when u fell from heaven did it hurt...?

[oh baby]

If you were a new sandwich at McDonalds you would be called a McGorgeous.

[WTF aka kmmfa]

If those boobs were from Burger King, they would be called double Whoppers!

[WTF aka kmmfa]

Heeeey baby, your rear end looks like two canned hams.

[loser]

hi. Im you future ex boyfriend