BP Passes Colonel Sanders

BP Passes Colonel Sanders

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Kentucky Fried

United States

#1 Jun 22, 2010
BP has now put more birds in oil than the Colonel!!!
Colonel Sanders

United States

#2 Jun 24, 2010
Yeah, but I have extra crispy!
Tony Hayward

Wake Forest, NC

#3 Jul 3, 2010
Yeah, but I have a yacht.
Colonel Sanders

United States

#5 Oct 19, 2010
Yeah, but I have 5200 restaurants around the world.
Colonel Sanders

United States

#6 Dec 15, 2010
Christmas Special folks. We now have the regular chicken with regular Castrol Gravy and now for a limited time over the holidays try our new ultra chicken with double viscosity Castrol Oil. Its mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Tony Hayward

United States

#7 Jan 4, 2011
Colonel that even makes my mouth water.
Colonel Sanders

United States

#8 Mar 2, 2011
Tony come on over to your favorite KFC and have dinner on me. You and BP deserve it. Anytime you can keep all those swarming nasty garbage producing tourists out of Florida you deserve a reward.
Tony Hayward

United States

#9 Mar 25, 2011
Colonel your chicken just gets better and better every year. How about going for a sail with me on my yacht?
Colonel Sanders

United States

#10 Apr 8, 2011
Why I would be delighted Colonel. Maybe we can catch some of those dead sea turtles, or fish or gulls that were killed by the oil spill.
Paula Dean

United States

#11 May 13, 2011
Hey Colonel Sanders I have a new recipe for cooking some of those Oily Pelicans that can't get up. I pluck them and roast them like a turkey. That Castrol Oil really gives them a rich smoky taste.
Colonel Sanders

United States

#12 May 20, 2011
Paula thats a terrific idea. I think we will have some kind of Memorial Day special basked on your recipe.
Paula Dean

United States

#13 May 27, 2011
OK Folks, it's time for a Memorial Day special cook out. We are going to steam shrimp and oysters in Castrol Oil. Yummmeeee. And we will have lots of beer to choke them down. Get ready to belly up to the grill everyone and Happy Holiday!!!
Colonel Sanders

United States

#14 Jun 10, 2011
Well Paula, your Memorial Day cookout was fandamntastic. Now what's on the menu for the Fourth of July?
Paula Dean

United States

#15 Jul 25, 2011
Just wait to see what I cook up for the beginning of the NFL!

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