WOW! All genuflect to the shitstain who maybe - MAYbe - picked up an errant soda bottle that was lying in the path of our little drummer hero as it was on its way to the fudge locker.<quoted text>
Well dumbsh*t, I helped clean a beach in Oregon. Have you EVER contributed to anything? Other than your marriage, is that the only disaster you know about? Probably not, you just go toe tappin through life expecting privileges. POS
My God, it could have broken a nail!