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NJ an accused of fondling himself in front of girls in Wal-Mart

There are 54 comments on the www.app.com story from Feb 4, 2009, titled NJ an accused of fondling himself in front of girls in Wal-Mart. In it, www.app.com reports that:

A 39-year-old Dover man was indicted Tuesday on charges of sexually touching himself in front of two young girls in the video department of a Wal-Mart store in Roxbury.

Surprise, surprise ... Not in Florida

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“PROUD TO BE CHRISTIAN”

Since: Mar 07

Batesville, AR

#1 Feb 4, 2009
freak
Lonewolf

Batesburg, SC

#2 Feb 4, 2009
He needs to be permanently removed from society if he can't act any better than that.

“Extra Extra Read all about me”

Since: May 08

illinois

#3 Feb 4, 2009
Can I get a clean up in aisle 5?
podunk

Corydon, IA

#4 Feb 4, 2009
Cut it off and feed it to the hogs

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#5 Feb 4, 2009
Lonewolf wrote:
He needs to be permanently removed from society if he can't act any better than that.
Or have something permanently removed from him. Hey, if it itches or needs fondling that bad, a urologist can fix that problem once and for all.

Procedure: Penectomy

Definition: Surgical removal of the penis

Indications: Cancer, gangrene, pedophilia, excessive discomfort, excessive need to fondle oneself.
HB Local

“Take it and own it, again.”

Since: Apr 07

Huntington Beach "Surf City"

#6 Feb 4, 2009
They do that here virtually

[what up Pg..]
blong

United States

#7 Feb 4, 2009
"You're under arrest. Here, you put the cuffs on--I KNOW where your hands have been."

“Running Out Front”

Since: Feb 08

Gods Country

#8 Feb 4, 2009
Well for now he's just Accused of it..yet you have already found him Guilty! WOW hope they never accuse any of you for something!
Leonard Byrd

Huntington, NY

#9 Feb 4, 2009
I swear I wasn't fondling myself!!!!

I was just adjusting my pigeons!!!!
Richard Simmons

Huntington, NY

#10 Feb 4, 2009
Dr know it all wrote:
Can I get a clean up in aisle 5?
Ooooh la la!!!!

Gladly!!!
clay ACHIN

Hinsdale, NY

#11 Feb 4, 2009
Richard Simmons wrote:
<quoted text>
Ooooh la la!!!!
Gladly!!!
Hi there Ducky Dicky!!! I can do better than that for YOU!!!

“Yes, I do bite!!”

Since: Jun 08

South Florida

#12 Feb 4, 2009
Some were spawned that way. The part that mamma didn't gargle with congealed with the other dog crap to form a perfectly crappy person.

“Purple girl in a purple world”

Since: Apr 08

Plum, Purplonia

#13 Feb 4, 2009
HB Local wrote:
They do that here virtually
[what up Pg..]
Virtual castration/penectomy? Or virtual masturbation? Or all the above?

Whaddup HB? Oh, nothing much here. It is quite cold, but the fine layer of snow this morning was wonderful.
HB Local

“Take it and own it, again.”

Since: Apr 07

Huntington Beach "Surf City"

#14 Feb 4, 2009
LMAO.

"contact me contact me..pulease..desperation syndrome as well!..contact ME..waa."

;)

lmao dilligaf twrp

Rebecca Goodwin

“He went belly up!”

Since: Apr 08

Dont credit yourself so highly

#15 Feb 4, 2009
HB Local wrote:
LMAO.
"contact me contact me..pulease..desperation syndrome as well!..contact ME..waa."
;)
lmao dilligaf twrp
You went all the way to Jersey for that?
Desperate times huh?

Since: Feb 09

AOL

#16 Feb 4, 2009
Who's the most famous person shot in a theatre? Pres. Lincoln, of course. Who's the second most famous? The guy sitting in front of Pee Wee.

Since: May 08

Springfield, IL

#17 Feb 4, 2009
I knew the prices there were good but... man!

“New & Improved..”

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#18 Feb 4, 2009
Did he have a big smile on his round yellow face..???
blong

United States

#19 Feb 4, 2009
New Wal-Mart slogan-'Watch out for falling trousers...'

“restored to competency”

Since: Jan 09

planet earth

#20 Feb 4, 2009
Were the sales associates willing to lend a hand?

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