Duck race fans look forward to Tortil...

Duck race fans look forward to Tortilla Toss

There are 4 comments on the Deming Headlight story from Aug 15, 2012, titled Duck race fans look forward to Tortilla Toss. In it, Deming Headlight reports that:

Gerald Sanchez flings his tortilla for distance and accuracy during the Deming-Luna County Chamber of Commerce Great American Tortilla Toss in 2011.

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Artesia, NM

#1 Aug 15, 2012
I just got back from the Fur Seal Clubbing Nationals up in Newfoundland, and I still can't quit laughing.

So, what'd I miss? Ooh. the Great American Tortilla Toss. mildly amusing. and as American as the yearly running-of-the-bulls in Pomplona.

Artesia, NM

#2 Aug 16, 2012
I going to whup an ashtray across the room and hit you in the head of you don get up and change that shirt. Then get outside and start practicing. The competition is soon and you're going to lose just like you did last year, Guerro.(mutters) No husband o' mine is going to lose two years in a row.
And take out the trash while you're at it, Flojo!
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Artesia, NM

#3 Aug 20, 2012
Well why don't you ask that 14 year old droput of yours to substitute for me in the tortilla toss? He's suddenly got nothing to do and all the impetus to do it..

Artesia, NM

#4 Aug 20, 2012
Because he just dropped out as a Freshman and who are you to ask why? Look, we have Cezar Chavez to create artificial classes 'online' which only take 3-weeks to complete. Plus, as he does, he gets parellel college credits at WNMU for it!

Look, who would you want to be:

A.) I dumb old white guy who stayed in school through thick and thin and then paid for your OWN college tuition, or

B.) a new high school dropout who not only threw away THAT taxpayer money, but gets a 'Mulligan-by-keyboard' from a parallel school; also taxpayer funded, and then gets free college credit like points in a video game?

Plus, he's got 12 more years to pull it off before he gets off YOUR health insurance. Here's the tortillas.

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