Starmax bar app. for Dancing License approved, pending insurance

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Artesia, NM

#1 Nov 25, 2012
Has this leaked out to the Deming public yet? Have they any idea what the insurance is to have a music/dancing license in a bar near kids?

According to my actuary tables here, let's see....
natural log of an average woman's heel height times Phi...

Why the insurance rider just on the 'Electric Boogaloo' alone would wipe out two month's proceeds!

But, I'm retireing at 5:00 so...

Albuquerque, NM

#2 Dec 4, 2012
Please explain

Artesia, NM

#3 Dec 6, 2012
Down in central Mexico there is a region which according to local indian lore there, is a 'zona de silencio' where sound goes nowhere and is void of radio waves from outside sources.

But what really has scientists puzzled is why Deming, NM is a zone devoid of any humor...of any kind...whatsoever. Nor accepts postings from outside towns.

What was I trying to convey? Here's a primer:

1) There is only one thing that get's Deming posters riled up and that's booze being served in the Starmax building for insurance reasons.

2) The movie 'About Schmidt' was about the abysmally depressing and dissappointing life of an insurance man.


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