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dodi

United States

#1 Aug 24, 2011
Start
shallow ppl nowadays

Delano, CA

#2 Aug 27, 2011
this guy dropped me when i was trying to get on top lmao.

sad how he cudnt work his mojo out haha
dodi

United States

#3 Aug 27, 2011
shallow ppl nowadays wrote:
this guy dropped me when i was trying to get on top lmao.

sad how he cudnt work his mojo out haha
Haha
ugh

Delano, CA

#4 Aug 27, 2011
Me and the ex were horny as heck so we pulled into a parking lot and parked far from people, then a car pulled next to us we a few heads inside, we stopped for a few, but we said fck it let's finish. He finished when I was giving him head & the people in the other car were watchin. We didn't care cuz we weren't from there lol
dodi

United States

#5 Aug 27, 2011
ugh wrote:
Me and the ex were horny as heck so we pulled into a parking lot and parked far from people, then a car pulled next to us we a few heads inside, we stopped for a few, but we said fck it let's finish. He finished when I was giving him head & the people in the other car were watchin. We didn't care cuz we weren't from there lol
Nice
morningsideways

United States

#6 Aug 27, 2011
2 years ago mah ex lady was hella horny. So we cruised around Delano tryna look for a spot to fawk. Cruising around for an hour at 130am still not finding a spot. We went near morningside park and was like owww I have an idea. Let's fawk in the playground haha. So we hoped the fence (they usually don't lock it). We went up to the tall slide, and from right there I was boning her doggystyle, and then all of a sudden she said stop do u hear that? So I stoped penetrating and I heard foot steps. We looked around and say a couple walkin towards the play ground. As they hot closer they noticed us on the top slide. And yelled I'm sorrie but we come here this late too! And said don't mind if u guys don't mind. So I yelled back ok it's coo. Then they went to a section on the slide and that foo was scamming with his lady. So me and my ex watched them. Then they began forplaying and them did it. So I turned back to my ex and said fawk it. Boned for a pretty long time. When we were done. I noticed the dude that was fawkin with us in the park was my neighbor haha. Fawkin dude hilarious sh!t!!!
hmm

Delano, CA

#7 Aug 27, 2011
morningsideways wrote:
2 years ago mah ex lady was hella horny. So we cruised around Delano tryna look for a spot to fawk. Cruising around for an hour at 130am still not finding a spot. We went near morningside park and was like owww I have an idea. Let's fawk in the playground haha. So we hoped the fence (they usually don't lock it). We went up to the tall slide, and from right there I was boning her doggystyle, and then all of a sudden she said stop do u hear that? So I stoped penetrating and I heard foot steps. We looked around and say a couple walkin towards the play ground. As they hot closer they noticed us on the top slide. And yelled I'm sorrie but we come here this late too! And said don't mind if u guys don't mind. So I yelled back ok it's coo. Then they went to a section on the slide and that foo was scamming with his lady. So me and my ex watched them. Then they began forplaying and them did it. So I turned back to my ex and said fawk it. Boned for a pretty long time. When we were done. I noticed the dude that was fawkin with us in the park was my neighbor haha. Fawkin dude hilarious sh!t!!!
WOW! you have problems!!!! Little kids play there idiot. I hope your kids or nieces & nephews play with semen & condoms when they play at the park sicko!!!
CheLLy

Bakersfield, CA

#8 Aug 27, 2011
Not only that, but some little kids are nasty and they pee all over the slides and everything
Lol

United States

#9 Aug 27, 2011
morningsideways wrote:
2 years ago mah ex lady was hella horny. So we cruised around Delano tryna look for a spot to fawk. Cruising around for an hour at 130am still not finding a spot. We went near morningside park and was like owww I have an idea. Let's fawk in the playground haha. So we hoped the fence (they usually don't lock it). We went up to the tall slide, and from right there I was boning her doggystyle, and then all of a sudden she said stop do u hear that? So I stoped penetrating and I heard foot steps. We looked around and say a couple walkin towards the play ground. As they hot closer they noticed us on the top slide. And yelled I'm sorrie but we come here this late too! And said don't mind if u guys don't mind. So I yelled back ok it's coo. Then they went to a section on the slide and that foo was scamming with his lady. So me and my ex watched them. Then they began forplaying and them did it. So I turned back to my ex and said fawk it. Boned for a pretty long time. When we were done. I noticed the dude that was fawkin with us in the park was my neighbor haha. Fawkin dude hilarious sh!t!!!
Ahahahahaha!
morningsideways

United States

#10 Aug 27, 2011
Hahaha I got problems? U got problems for clicking the topic. Idgaf!!
hotness latina

United States

#11 Aug 27, 2011
Haha I remember me and my husband gawking in the baseball field in morningside. Then a cop seen use and asked for my ID. he thought I was under aged!! It was embarrassing cuz there was 3 cop cars. And we told them we we're here eating some jack in the box at 3am
okinam

United States

#12 Aug 27, 2011
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh wanna share. Let me see. Back in 1998 I was a freshmen in highschool. I remember I was kickin it with the junior senior crowd. One night they asked me if I wanted to roll out to a party after the football game. So me at that age I was like fawk it I'm down. We went to a spot(not saying the place cuz too much people know it) I remember seeing hella dudes. I was like "WTF it's a cock feast bro" and I was like fawk it I'll get a brew. Then they asked me if I wanted to get in a train. I was like "WTF there's no chicks here". My homie said go to that room where the light is open and knock 3 times. I did and saw this bomb chick I knew from school. She was getting trained on by 4 dudes hahaha hell nah. I closed the door cuz it smelled like shit. I walked out of the spot with 4 brews and chilled out side. I didn't want a part of that. Then I hurd she was known for doing that hahaha.
dTown

United States

#13 Aug 27, 2011
there was this one chick that was from hawaii or someshit gave me head when i was in cchs in the science classes theres like a small class inbetween were the teachers and teachers aide go to grade the test and shit

i have more stories but i dont think ill share those lmao
Yooo

Delano, CA

#14 Aug 27, 2011
Fu** I member when I was a junior in HS me and my Bf had sex in some bushes down cecil park haaaaaa
sss

Delano, CA

#15 Aug 27, 2011
Finally a good topic
boom

Manteca, CA

#17 Aug 28, 2011
Nice. I see freaks!!!! I just got laid hmmm I'm not gonna say when or where cuz she might be reading this. But it does feel good sexing in a truck!!!!!! 69 position actually made me nut!! You guys should try it if u don't mind smelling butthole. I was so horny I ate that too!!!!
yikes

Manteca, CA

#18 Aug 28, 2011
Bro I like licking the butthole too! But I only do it to my lady which I've been with for 5 years. Other than that I ain't gonna do that to anyother chick. At first I was scared, cuz I Hurd rumors about anal sex when u pull ur d!ck out that you'll have sh!t all over ur d!ck. But when I tried anal and noticed there was no sh!t on my d!ck I was like forget this I'm gonna try to lick it haha. Then from there I started fingering it. FOR U ANAL SEX LOVERS get the ease lube!!! It helps!
boom

Manteca, CA

#19 Aug 28, 2011
Yup the ease lube does.work. It numbs her a$$hole haha. Crazy tho. Im not gonna brag but ever since I was 18 my d!ck has grown a couple of inches already. Dude extenze work lmao bullish!t aside haha. Mines a women screamer. I haven't been taking it for a year now. But it's still big. That's why I get scared when I do a chick anal style. It might reach to the spots it has sh!t haha.
dodi

Rocklin, CA

#20 Aug 28, 2011
yikes wrote:
Bro I like licking the butthole too! But I only do it to my lady which I've been with for 5 years. Other than that I ain't gonna do that to anyother chick. At first I was scared, cuz I Hurd rumors about anal sex when u pull ur d!ck out that you'll have sh!t all over ur d!ck. But when I tried anal and noticed there was no sh!t on my d!ck I was like forget this I'm gonna try to lick it haha. Then from there I started fingering it. FOR U ANAL SEX LOVERS get the ease lube!!! It helps!
Lmfao
horndog

Bakersfield, CA

#21 Sep 4, 2011
once me and my boyfriend were walking home and we decided to have sex in the forty acres against a fence we were getting pretty in to it when all of a sudden i turned around and noticed the house behind us was watching from there window so we stoped and just went our separate ways

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