Types of farts?
chaps sniffer

Del Rio, TX

#103 Feb 22, 2013
I collect data from farts at chaps. I'm a professional fart Sniffer, I was hired by chaps to sniff b u t t holes. I can tell you what you ate, what time you ate, how much you ate, and how you ate the food.
I will be at chaps to night and I have been around the world smelling the fart of different countries.
And I must admit I had to ask for a raise to the owner, cause there is a spice that is been consumed by chaps customer's that I haven't been able to put my finger on. And I'm having to put my nose right inside the b u t t.
popo

El Monte, CA

#105 Feb 23, 2013
Francisco wrote:
Mi pedo esta muy a pestoso! Yo fui a el chaps, y ise un pedo en la cara de un seņora. Estaba bien grande el pedo, y despues la seņora echo un "Harlem Shake" pedo en mi cara. Bailamos, y luego vomitamos. Por que algien iso el Atomic Bomb" pedo. Despues la seņora y yo tuvimos sexo en el vomito.
Tu te llamas Leo kumbias y la seniora que tiro el pedo se llama jackey
Arnold

Houston, TX

#108 Feb 24, 2013
Mickey Mouse wrote:
I heard and smelled the worst fart ever last night.
Chaps farts is greatest
bye

United States

#116 Feb 28, 2013
The picture of the woman holding the red martinee glass on chaps billboard looks like she is ready to take a dump and fart.
ready for dump

United States

#118 Mar 1, 2013
I knew that painting of the woman ready to take a dump was suffering from constipation and farting instead.
face ready to fart

El Monte, CA

#120 Mar 1, 2013
Very realistic fart face is shown on billboard she looks
face ready to fart

United States

#122 Mar 2, 2013
Diego wrote:
Billboard needs fart sound effects. Put a live mike in chaps to hear the farts.
Great idea and it can show the but t at the time of flatulence being expelled with sound then back to face, to show the releasing relief effect of the facial expression, after the fart has been expelled.
Before and after photo
me suda y

United States

#125 Mar 4, 2013
I always have to fart in front of people I have the chaps fart virus. The result of my blood tests confirms I'm a fart virus contaminator.
El Jefe

United States

#128 Mar 4, 2013
John Henry wrote:
I farted and farted and farted and farted and farted and farted and farted and farted and farted and farted and darted and farted and farted and farted and farted and farted and farted all over the place at chaps last night. It was a win for me
Sorry the club wasn't even open last night. I think you were listening to your mother having sex with that negro again...ya callate pendejo!
fart

United States

#129 Mar 5, 2013
Pissed cause chaps is closing soon
julie

Del Rio, TX

#131 Mar 14, 2013
I toot tooted on the floor
joe

Del Rio, TX

#133 Mar 15, 2013
It's fartzilla
regular guy

Houston, TX

#135 Mar 17, 2013
Veterans hwy smells bad when driving past chaps. Is it farts?
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Since: Jul 07

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#136 Mar 17, 2013
Former Marine wrote:
Yes the farts were worse than mustard gas. I was hardly able to breath, but thanks to my training I was able to escape chaps without suffocating. It was a horrible experience I would never go back unless I had a gas mask and a straw to drink my beer. I would not drink the mix drinks because they smell and taste like fart too.
I was in the Army Reserve and I went to Basic Training in Alabama.
We went out to the field for training and they had outhouses set up. The stink was so bad that the next time I went I took my gas mask. A gas mask won't work in the outhouse. Seriously.
sam

Del Rio, TX

#137 Mar 18, 2013
My farts smell weird I like farting at chaps while I'm dancing the music is so loud and it goes with the beat to my farts
farts

Del Rio, TX

#141 Apr 17, 2013
how about the one where ur spouse covers ur head when ur sleeping lol
Ggg

Del Rio, TX

#142 Apr 17, 2013
Sometimes I like to fart in a 20oz bottle put the lid on it a save it
Ggg

Del Rio, TX

#143 Apr 17, 2013
farts wrote:
how about the one where ur spouse covers ur head when ur sleeping lol
another great one for the ages the Dutch oven
funky

United States

#144 Jun 23, 2013
Smelly ones that leave u smelling. like @$s
t o menso

Del Rio, TX

#146 Jun 25, 2013
Farts a la chaparral style

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