Types of farts?
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Evarado

Houston, TX

#2 Feb 3, 2013
You have to be like Carlos Darwins. Start at the begining. Start with grease farts from Panchos plates. Then the mccribs next to chaps. Finally the top of fartolution is tacos trucks.
Pedoro

Los Angeles, CA

#4 Feb 3, 2013
Cant forger the silent but deadly and the stainers...chaps is the pedo apocalypse of delrio. Shake..shake..shake and fart.
Felix

Houston, TX

#7 Feb 3, 2013
wrong place wrote:
I think y'all got the wrong place. I think Docs is the place of the farts. Have you seen the white wanna be fat Mexicans in that place? Too funny freakin Mexi-cants!!!! Where can a military guy go without being surrounded by whales?
Caps is just to McDonalds so they have the steady supply of buttsgas
bahaha

United States

#9 Feb 3, 2013
Chaps has official fart personal that are full time employees. Chaps believes in the aphrodisiac effect of the fart. They believe that the fart releases chemicals in the brain that cause males to consume more alcohol.
And causes the female to salivate and causing increased appetite. Therefore chaps believes farts are creating an atmosphere of intoxication, high and a feeling of well being due to the different variety of farts and will finally produce an addiction.
offical farter

United States

#10 Feb 3, 2013
The way I prepare for my evening:
first, I look at my b u t t hole in the mirror. I say, "b u t t hole, I want you to do the best job ever at chaps, don't fail me".
Next, I start to do yoga and listen to my farts and sniff them, I write down what position I used to cause the most repugnant, foul smell. I use the position and incorporate it as my dance move at chaps.
Last, I have my greasy basic foods along with my secret ingredients.
main character of novel

United States

#11 Feb 3, 2013
Ricky wrote:
I heard and smelled a variety of farts at chaps last night. So far I know of the machine gun fart and the atomic bomb. What other types of farts are in there and how do I evade the fragrance of a fart before it consumes me. I am currently studying this phenomenon, and plan to release a book late next year once my research is complete. Please provide as much information as possible. Dates, times, name of the person, the size of their waist line, and the frequency of the fart will be very helpful. Thanks you. Sincerely yours, the fart professor.
I would like to be a character in you book just call me flatulence.
Felix

Houston, TX

#12 Feb 3, 2013
main character of novel wrote:
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I would like to be a character in you book just call me flatulence.
Farts Wars Episode V the Bean Queso Burritos fights back.
Only showing at Chaps
pepito

United States

#13 Feb 3, 2013
I got next to ashley trevino last nite at chaps i think she laid the atomic bomb smelled like dead animal
bouncer

United States

#14 Feb 3, 2013
I got next to chuy suday and he farted. The sound was like a balloon being squeezed out slowly but loudly. Pueeeerrrrrreeeee..... the smell was aged cheese, rotting ham, vomit beer, and decomposed cabbage.
bartender

United States

#15 Feb 3, 2013
While working at chaps I farted really loud and hard and it made my in n er p u s s y l i ps wiggle and spread.
pipi

United States

#16 Feb 3, 2013
At chaps I was trying to hold on to my fart as long as possible. I would tightened my b u t t cheeks up and cross my legs. I would move from side to side all to no avail. finally the fart was victorious and the pressure mounted
Cornelio

Houston, TX

#17 Feb 3, 2013
Chaps needs more fabrics to hold the vintage aromas
Kjh

Monahans, TX

#22 Feb 3, 2013
Flubber blasters
diego

United States

#24 Feb 3, 2013
^^^good s#it hahaha
Haha

San Antonio, TX

#25 Feb 3, 2013
Ricky wrote:
I heard and smelled a variety of farts at chaps last night. So far I know of the machine gun fart and the atomic bomb. What other types of farts are in there and how do I evade the fragrance of a fart before it consumes me. I am currently studying this phenomenon, and plan to release a book late next year once my research is complete. Please provide as much information as possible. Dates, times, name of the person, the size of their waist line, and the frequency of the fart will be very helpful. Thanks you. Sincerely yours, the fart professor.
These posts are getting annoying. You are scary obsessed with Chaparral and farts. It's not funny. It's just annoying. It's like when someone tells a joke that wasn't that funny in the first place then tells it over and over again to all his friends.
jacky the wacky

United States

#27 Feb 4, 2013
MR Garza wrote:
I agree that the fart problem is becoming severe in Del Rio. And it needs to be stopped ASAP. The Farts are so outrageous that they make me vomit. I vomitted once at chaps on the dance floor, the fart came out of nowhere, and people vomitted all over the place. The dance floor became a slip in slide of doom. It was a horrible experience, fat people and gas everywhere.
I also was at chaps the evening the slip and slide vomiting event took place. And a gentleman by the name of Leo kumbias slipped into my b u t t h o l e accidentally with his c o c k on the dance floor. Now, people at school make jokes and remarks but it was an accident.
dale gas

United States

#31 Feb 4, 2013
When I go to chaps I like pushing my farts out by bearing down
Benny

Houston, TX

#32 Feb 4, 2013
Fred wrote:
Ya I smelled a horrific one the other day at doc holidays. The b*tch was wearing a skirt and I think she wasn't wearing underwear she bent over and laid one right on my face. I woke up hours later realizing I was sent to the hospital because of a seizure. I don't have a history of seizures, it was that damn b*tches fart fault. Seriously del rio lay off the beans.
Was she the one wearing the I fart at chaps tee-shirt?
Anonymous

United States

#33 Feb 4, 2013
bartender wrote:
While working at chaps I farted really loud and hard and it made my in n er p u s s y l i ps wiggle and spread.
and THEN????
compadre

United States

#34 Feb 4, 2013
Hey Marky 69 where have been? Glad to have u back! ;) keep up the good work! We have been here on fart patrol.

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