I'm having a fart attack! HELP

I'm having a fart attack! HELP

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health control

United States

#3 Mar 3, 2013
Vacate chaps. emergency

Level 3

Since: Feb 12

Denver, CO

#4 Mar 3, 2013
Slowly undo your giant bedazzled belt buckle and take off your Wranglers that are 6 sizes too small to relieve the pressure.

Now button up your neon pink Cinch shirt over your chest to preserve body heat so you don't go into shock.

Quickly and firmly ram the Corona bottle you're drinking into your anus, it'll act as a diaphragm.

Push your Life Alert button and yell "I'm farting, and I can't get up!"

Stand by and the EMS will be by shortly in a DodgyFord Silverado F-350 Dually King Ranch so you can be properly transported.

Good luck and godspeed!
queation for

United States

#5 Mar 4, 2013
Hoopza. What to do?
What about the taco hat? And the pointy upwards, naco, an u s satisfied boots. they are having the heart farting complications because of the weird apparel
fart virus

United States

#6 Mar 4, 2013
The an u s starts squeeze release, squeeze release, very rapidly when ever your going to have a fart attack along with intense abdominal pain.

Level 3

Since: Feb 12

Fairfield, CA

#7 Mar 4, 2013
He hasn't posted again. . .sorry gentlemen. . .but i think we lost him :(
fart

United States

#8 Mar 4, 2013
He had the big one; the massive fart attack
investigator

United States

#9 Mar 5, 2013
They found Lamborghini and the medical examiner's did an autopsy. the report stated that Lamborghini's azz hole was shredded and ripped in million pieces from that fart attack.
fart investigator

United States

#11 Mar 6, 2013
Farts are getting arrested last night for being at chaps and causing at the stinky farts
fart locator

United States

#13 Mar 6, 2013
Timoteo wrote:
You need a bypass to turn the farts into burps.
Unfortunately they might ban you from chaps for no of farts.
What happened is that the autopsy reviled that Lamborghini had a fart stuck in his brain. scientific term is called embolism.

Level 3

Since: Feb 12

Dallas, TX

#15 Mar 6, 2013
Definitely, closed casket.

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