Yo mama is so ugly that...

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Lencho

San Antonio, TX

#1 Jun 13, 2012
They only take her out to eat on Halloween cuz she fits right in!

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Since: Mar 12

United States

#2 Jun 13, 2012
Her teeth are so yellow, when the bitch smiles, traffic slows down...
lmao

Addison, TX

#3 Jun 13, 2012
Put more...lol
Chuco Chick

United States

#4 Jun 13, 2012
Yo momma is so fat she fell in love and broke it!!!
dirty

United States

#5 Jun 13, 2012
Your mommas so fat she made an email account to get spam.
Fun

Dallas, TX

#6 Jun 14, 2012
What did a mexican cholo tell a fine ass japenese girl walking down the street....le dijo japon esa
Chuco Chick

United States

#7 Jun 14, 2012
Fun wrote:
What did a mexican cholo tell a fine ass japenese girl walking down the street....le dijo japon esa
wow ... That wasn't a yo momma joke
Chuco

Dallas, TX

#8 Jun 14, 2012
Yo momma is a joke
Chuco Chick

United States

#9 Jun 14, 2012
Chuco wrote:
Yo momma is a joke
yeah she actually is!

Level 2

Since: Mar 12

United States

#10 Jun 14, 2012
To mama is so ugly.... When she was born instead of a birth certificate, they gave her an apology letter from the condom factory...
walker

United States

#11 Jun 14, 2012
yo mamma so ugly, when she tries to get up in the morning, she hears a voice say "don't bother, the world is not ready"
oh really

Hurst, TX

#12 Jun 14, 2012
Well your mama is so big... the horse on her polo shirt is real.
Chuco Chick

United States

#13 Jun 14, 2012
Yo momma is so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang
kingdingaling

Del Rio, TX

#14 Jun 14, 2012
Yo momma so fat when they said its chilly outside she grabbed a bowl!
kingdingaling

Del Rio, TX

#15 Jun 14, 2012
Yo momma so fat her blood type is crisco.
kingdingaling

Del Rio, TX

#16 Jun 14, 2012
Yo momma so ugly that the Dr. Slapped your dad.
momma

United States

#17 Jun 14, 2012
Yo momma is so ugly that chaparral denied to take her pic on ladies night
Manu20

Victoria, TX

#18 Jun 14, 2012
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.

Level 2

Since: Mar 12

United States

#19 Jun 14, 2012
Yo mammas so ugly, no matter which way we fcuk her... It's always gonna be called DOGGY style.....
princess

Del Rio, TX

#20 Jun 15, 2012
your momma is so fat that when she has sex she has to give directions

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