Lomaxx

Houston, TX

#1 Feb 25, 2014
Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:
1. The DNA all matches.
2. There are no dental records.
Lomaxx

Houston, TX

#2 Feb 25, 2014
Jeff Foxworthy: Redneck Truth

If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally - you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
Lomaxx

Houston, TX

#3 Feb 25, 2014
If you MUST show your identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to vote for who runs the government - you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
Red Texan

United States

#4 Feb 25, 2014
If you enter the country illegally you can't stay in the country legally with or without ID.

You can't vote in this country without ID. Voter fraud is almost non existent except for mail in I'm which you don't need an ID. Why? Because more Republicans vote by absentee ballot.

By the way this State is run by idiots. It is a gerrymandered joke!
sue

Crosby, TX

#5 Feb 25, 2014
then move to COMMIEFONIA that would be more your style.
Defiant1

Deer Park, TX

#6 Feb 25, 2014
Red Texan wrote:
If you enter the country illegally you can't stay in the country legally with or without ID.
You can't vote in this country without ID. Voter fraud is almost non existent except for mail in I'm which you don't need an ID. Why? Because more Republicans vote by absentee ballot.
By the way this State is run by idiots. It is a gerrymandered joke!
Don't like Texas, then just GTFO you stupid Prog.
Defiant1

Deer Park, TX

#7 Feb 25, 2014
Splinters in her Crotch?

A woman from Los Angeles , CA who was a tree hugger, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA .

There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree.

As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the
tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to Mt. Carmel ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but due to Obama Care, they turned me down."
sylvan b

Houston, TX

#8 Feb 26, 2014
Defiant1 wrote:
Splinters in her Crotch?

A woman from Los Angeles , CA who was a tree hugger, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA .

There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree.

As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the
tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to Mt. Carmel ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but due to Obama Care, they turned me down."
Funny.
Elaine

Kennesaw, GA

#9 Feb 26, 2014
sue wrote:
then move to COMMIEFONIA that would be more your style.
It's a JOKE. Clam down.

9. DO Take a break if you can't resist being nasty.
sue

Crosby, TX

#10 Feb 26, 2014
speaking of a JOKE
the QUEEN of forum hatefulness- nastiness-and better than thou superior being
SAYS---calm down it is a joke.
by the way QUEEN --why did you not attack post 6
with the get out of TEXAS post?????//
Elaine

Kennesaw, GA

#11 Feb 27, 2014
sue wrote:
speaking of a JOKE
the QUEEN of forum hatefulness- nastiness-and better than thou superior being
SAYS---calm down it is a joke.
by the way QUEEN --why did you not attack post 6
with the get out of TEXAS post?????//
I didn't comment on your post #4 either. Seriously, if visiting this site causes you so much angst, find something else to do.
Lomaxx

Houston, TX

#12 Feb 27, 2014
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family values.

Bill said,'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?'

Larry replied,'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?'
__________

A little boy went up to his father and asked:'Dad, where did my intelligence come from?'

The father replied.'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.'
__________

'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the divorce Court Judge said,'And I've
decided to give your wife $775 a week,'

'That's very fair, your honor,' the husband said.'And every now and then I'll try to send her a few
bucks myself.'

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