What's your favorite sex toy? :P

What's your favorite sex toy? :P

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Anonymous

Atlanta, GA

#1 Jul 30, 2013
I love lelo and just tried liberator for the first time the other day. What's your favorite?
and

Rome, GA

#2 Jul 30, 2013
No one wants to buy your stuff. There are plenty of places to go and buy it if we want or need it on our own with out someone clogging up a forum, stop with all the BS advertising!

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#4 Jul 31, 2013
My favorite sex toy ever, was a thai beauty in Bangkok, named...Trin.....used to give the slowest BJ's, I've ever had.....an artist.....

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#6 Jul 31, 2013
you must be kidding wrote:
lighturdnuts favorite sex toy is Little Private Booby Lee.
Says SofatKingFool as he lets the air out of his life sized inflatable Liberace doll and tucks it back under the cot in his Mom’s basement apartment.
Recovering Molestor

Fayetteville, GA

#7 Jul 31, 2013
Little Ones

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#9 Jul 31, 2013
Sherman Was a Great Man wrote:
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Try harder.
Ouch... Owww... Is there no end to the lightening like wit of Sofatkingfool... Such a witty comeback... Rotflmao.

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#10 Jul 31, 2013
Hands Sofatkingfool an updated version of the 1952 Milton Berle best seller, "1001 Killer Comebacks For all Occasions."

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#11 Jul 31, 2013
You gotta start trying harder fatty. You're just not making the grade. Rotflmao...

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#12 Jul 31, 2013
I gotta go to work now fatboy.(Work you ask?... Oh that's where you are a productive person who holds down a job and pays his own way in life. Give it a try some time.)
In the meantime, see if you can come up with a reply that makes it into the forum without crutches and a wheelchair.

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#14 Jul 31, 2013
labiaturd wrote:
It took labiaturd six minutes to produce those four posts. SIX MINUTES!
That's about 10 seconds per word. Wow!
Well, Well, Well. What’s this? Labaritone can’t be here, otherwise California fats would be hiding under his mommy’s dress. William Prescott once said,“Don’t fire until you see the whites of their eyes.”
California Fat’s motto is,“Don’t attack until the other guy has gone home.” LOL… Such a spineless coward our fat little troll.

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#16 Jul 31, 2013
labiaturd wrote:
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What makes you so tough? Southern boys always run from a fight.
The moon was hiding behind the clouds, so the scene before the fat little troll in the skunk skin cap was hard to make out. He was reconnoitring the camp of his enemies, Grob Hahn, Lighteredknot, Eric, General Robert E. Lee and Labaritone. He didn’t want to attack until he was sure of the situation, and so he crept closer. As his rotund carcass slid awkwardly through the roots and underbrush, he resembled a slithering python with a glandular problem. With each hapless lurch, the seedlings would spread part and crack noisily as his pursy body tried to squeeze quietly between them.
He was closer now and was able to make out some of the tents of his enemies. One by one, he slithered up to them and cautiously peeked in. First he checked Grob’s tent, then Lightered’s, then Eric‘s, then General Lee’s, and finally Labaritone’s.
His cholesterol choked heart was beating like a jungle drum. Each of the tents was empty. None of his enemies were here. Such good fortune. He was overcome with joy.
At last he could go on the attack. None of his enemies were there to defend themselves.
LOL… Fat little chicken.

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#18 Jul 31, 2013
KEEP YOUR GUNS wrote:
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Pathetic.
Oh my. I’m going to have to lay down my weapons and surrender if you keep firing witty comebacks like that one at me Gaylord. Rotflmao.

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