Georgia Joke of the Day

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#2 Feb 14, 2013
Mr Comedy wrote:
Q: What do you call a Georgian farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A: A pimp.
What do you call a California sofa lizard who walks into a bedroom with a woman under his arm?
Well you call the lizard a guy who needs to take a reality pill the size of a basketball and the woman you call disappointed.
Rotflmao at sofa blob.

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