US should sell southern states to China

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ThomasA

Birmingham, AL

#3 Jan 24, 2013
Economics 101 wrote:
The southern states are a drain on everything.
We owe China a lot of money - maybe they'd take the south as a partial payment.
Sounds good to me.
No,no,no Send them the West Coast fruitcakes and gays. Send them the Washington and Colorado stoners and potheads, Send them the wonderful citizens and especially the breeding stock of Detroit,Chicago,St,Louis,and New York. China could use the challenge.
Eric 2016

Hooks, TX

#5 Jan 24, 2013
Send them the Africans N America. They don't contribute anything of positive value and are totally useless. They commit most of the crime despite being only 12-13% of the population, they smell bad, they aren't pleasant to look at, and are rather stupid. As much as I detest our cowardly sellout politicians allowing the border jumping beaners and Mexcrements to invade our country, I would gladly swap a brownie for a darkie anyday. At least a lot of the brownies will work, and they don't smell quite as bad as the darkies.

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#7 Jan 24, 2013
Economics 101 wrote:
The southern states are a drain on everything.
We owe China a lot of money - maybe they'd take the south as a partial payment.
Sounds good to me.
Hell, let’s keep the South and send them the gender confused Sofa person along with his ever present couch. We could deck him out in all of his finery, complete with a 20 piece barrel of the Colonel’s best, a 3 quart jug of Kool Aid, a pizza sauce stained XXXL T-Shirt from a 1975 "Boy George" Concert, a pair of husky boy jeans with Big Mac “special sauce” stains, a knee length muffin top, an untrimmed mullet, dandruff covered pen nib shoulders, a galloping case of inflammatory acne, two different sized eyes, one blue and one brown, situated at different levels on his face and about 11 inches apart, a multi colored pud beanie with a red propeller on top, a hand drawn “I hate girls” tatoo on his spindly forearms, and waving a Chinese flag whilst singing the Chinese national anthem. I’m sure they’d forgive our debt immediately if we promised to take him home on the next outbound flight.

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