Why is Sofa King Cool The King of JawJah?

[sofa King Cool]

I am far and away the most followed, commented on and captivating person here. It's sooooooo easy to keep you crackers doing exactly what I want you to do. You're like little SKF fans hanging on my every word.

Stupid, easy to train, racist, bigoted hillbillies.

Have at it boys.

[Laurel]

What are "crackers"?

[Ask the chef]

Laurel wrote:

What are "crackers"?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cracker_ (food)

[Eric 2016]

What are Aperican Americans?

[Hirosagent]

Actually, just about any other uninformed, paranoid schizophrenic, gas bag would be more closely followed than sofa girl. Unfortunately, he's the only uninformed, paranoid schizophrenic, gas bag in here.

[sofa King Cool]

Hirosagent wrote:

Actually, just about any other uninformed, paranoid schizophrenic, gas bag would be more closely followed than sofa girl. Unfortunately, he's the only uninformed, paranoid schizophrenic, gas bag in here.

Hardly paranoid, very informed and anything but schizo.

Why do you feel the need to make things up and make a fool of yourself?

[Hartwick]

sofa King Cool wrote:

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Hardly paranoid, very informed and anything but schizo.
Why do you feel the need to make things up and make a fool of yourself?

You are the poster boy for fools sofa clown! It’s the rep you’ve earned through years of hard work. Now wear it proudly and don’t be a crybaby.

[Cracker]

Hartwick wrote:

<quoted text>You are the poster boy for fools sofa clown! It’s the rep you’ve earned through years of hard work. Now wear it proudly and don’t be a crybaby.

Southern white trash.

[Laurel]

Cracker wrote:

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Southern white trash.

As in crackers?

[Eric 2016]

As in whip cracker.

[Hirosagent]

Cracker wrote:

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Southern white trash.

Help! I need some help over here! I’m trying to lower the cleverness bar for Sofa troll’s retorts. Bring a spade and turf knife. It looks like we‘re going to have to bury the bar at ground level.
Come on you halitosis infested, dandruff shouldered, mullet wearing freak. You’ve got to try harder. If we lower the cleverness bar for your comebacks any further, we’re going to have to learn to speak Mandarin.

[Laurel]

Ask the chef wrote:

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cracker_ (food)

Cracker wrote:

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Southern white trash.
As in crackers?

sofa, sofa King SORRY, come out, come out, wherever you are.

Do you use bigoted and racist terms like crackers, and southern white trash often? Also, why do you post under so many names? Also, when you are proven ignorant on one of your rants, why do you abandon the thread?

Rhetorical, you, Ha! Ha! Ha!

[General Robert E Lee]

Laurel wrote:

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Cracker wrote:
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Southern white trash.
As in crackers?
sofa, sofa King SORRY, come out, come out, wherever you are.
Do you use bigoted and racist terms like crackers, and southern white trash often? Also, why do you post under so many names? Also, when you are proven ignorant on one of your rants, why do you abandon the thread?
Rhetorical, you, Ha! Ha! Ha!

Good morning. It didn't take you long to figure him out.

[Hartwick]

Yup! Spot on evaluation.

[Eric 2016]

Sofa Turd Douche the King of Queens.

[southern Man]

Stupid white trash hillbillies.

[admytit]

Cracker wrote:

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Southern white trash.

Racism is defined as indefensible, unwarranted discrimination directed at a particular racial group. It’s a branch of a broader condition called group discrimination. This type of discrimination is identical to racism in that those who practice it, routinely and unfairly discriminate against a particular group of people in society as opposed to a particular race. For example, someone who chooses to routinely refer to Southern people as “hillbillies” falls into the same psychological category as a racist, because the indefensible mental mindset involved in discriminating against a particular group is identical to that involved in discriminating against a particular race. Group discriminators have just chosen a different target at which to direct their indefensible discriminatory behavior.
If, for example, there were some low browed bumpkin in topix who routinely referred to people as “Southern hillbillies” or “white trash”, then that amoral individual would be a pitiful example of a person who falls into that sad, pathetic and disgusting group of degenerates affected with prejudicial discriminatory personalities. These misguided people are generally lacking in a sense of self worth and attempt to compensate by searching for ways to glorify themselves by accusing others of the indefensible behavior which they practice themselves. They invariably refuse to acknowledge that they are guilty of the same immoral principles that they accuse so many others of possessing; rather they choose to see themselves as messiahs or knights in shining armor. This odd and treatment resistant mental condition is referred to as the “Hero complex”. Individuals so affected are invariably deluded, believing themselves to have been divinely chosen to pass judgement on anyone or any group in society which does not conform to the standards that they unilaterally impose on everyone but themselves.
Sound like someone we all know?

[Sofa King Cool]

admytit wrote:

<quoted text>Racism is defined as indefensible, unwarranted discrimination directed at a particular racial group. It’s a branch of a broader condition called group discrimination. This type of discrimination is identical to racism in that those who practice it, routinely and unfairly discriminate against a particular group of people in society as opposed to a particular race. For example, someone who chooses to routinely refer to Southern people as “hillbillies” falls into the same psychological category as a racist, because the indefensible mental mindset involved in discriminating against a particular group is identical to that involved in discriminating against a particular race. Group discriminators have just chosen a different target at which to direct their indefensible discriminatory behavior.
If, for example, there were some low browed bumpkin in topix who routinely referred to people as “Southern hillbillies” or “white trash”, then that amoral individual would be a pitiful example of a person who falls into that sad, pathetic and disgusting group of degenerates affected with prejudicial discriminatory personalities. These misguided people are generally lacking in a sense of self worth and attempt to compensate by searching for ways to glorify themselves by accusing others of the indefensible behavior which they practice themselves. They invariably refuse to acknowledge that they are guilty of the same immoral principles that they accuse so many others of possessing; rather they choose to see themselves as messiahs or knights in shining armor. This odd and treatment resistant mental condition is referred to as the “Hero complex”. Individuals so affected are invariably deluded, believing themselves to have been divinely chosen to pass judgement on anyone or any group in society which does not conform to the standards that they unilaterally impose on everyone but themselves.
Sound like someone we all know?

You sound fat. Big words, no content. Fat people write like that.

[admytit]

Sofa King Cool wrote:

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You sound fat. Big words, no content. Fat people write like that.

Wow! You must be that porky gender confused guy I heard about. Everyone laughingly calls him the “King of Crippled Comebacks” because his retorts are so void of wit or cleverness. I’ve had some pretty lame comebacks to deal with in topix, but this one was D.O.A.! Always remember Porky; if you’re going to attempt to match wits with other posters, you must first possess some wit.
Meanwhile, I’m going to have to push your lame and crippled comeback off to one side.... I just have to figure out how to release the brakes on its wheelchair. Rotflmao…. Looooser.

[Hartwick]

Sofa King Cool wrote:

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You sound fat. Big words, no content. Fat people write like that.

A hushed crowd gathered at the scene of the collapse. The person kneeling over the stationary body turned to those closest and asked,“Is there a doctor in the crowd?”
All of those gathered looked about, desperately hoping that one of their members was a doctor. The question was repeated from onlooker to onlooker,“Is there a doctor here? Is there a doctor in the crowd?”
Finally a voice shouted from the back of the crowd,“I’m a doctor! What’s the problem?”
The person tending the collapsed body shouted,“One of Sofa King’s comebacks came struggling into the forum on crutches a few minutes ago. Like it’s creator, it’s quite fat and it’s sheer bulk caused it’s crutches to snap. It fell helpless to the floor and has been lying here for some time. It’s face is all blue, it appears to have several broken bones and it’s hardly breathing.”
The doctor at last made his way through the crowd and knelt down beside the motionless comeback.
The look of hopelessness on his face prompted one of the assembled crowd to ask,“Should I call an ambulance doctor?”
The doctor sighed deeply and in a voice filled with despair replied,“An ambulance? No, that would be foolish. I’ve dealt with the sofa king’s attempts at witty comeback before. They’re all lame and crippled and destined to die a horrible death no matter what medical intervention occurs. You’d better call a hearse!”