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Since: Jun 13

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#4 Aug 13, 2013
Eric 2016 wrote:
<quoted text>Nope, but a great deal of Blacks actually have IQs below 75 which makes them LEGALLY retarded. The average IQ of the average African American is 85, which places them pretty damn near to being legally retarded. The average IQ of African Blacks is said to be even lower than 85. While I don't appreciate turncoat, two-face Jimmy Carter as a man or a POTUS, he was perhaps one of the smartest presidents ever, well, at least as far as IQ scores go. Carter is a good example of a man with a genius level IQ, who was still a complete dumb arse. It was said Carter had an IQ in the 170 range. Hmmmm, good ole JC was a Georgia boy, born and raised in the Peach State, so there goes the theory about "dumb southerners." Next thing you know, the SofaFreak will be telling us that class and income have more to do with crime stats than race. I'm guessing the SofaFreak's IQ score would be in the low 90's tops, same with his "rayciss" friend, DiaperDave.
You may be a little too generous in your evaluation of Sofa wart’s intelligence. Based on the fact that he is constantly being bested by you, Grob, Lightered, General R.E.L. and a plethora of other posters, yet keeps coming back for more, only to be trounced again, I have to wonder if he doesn’t fall into the low functioning moron range of 55 - 65. Even the slowest witted individual should eventually figure out that he’s simply outclassed and give up fighting a battle in which he is constantly made the fool by those who are his intellectual superiors. Given sofa queen's inability to grasp that reality, I have to wonder if, in reality, he’s simply an untrainable Cretan.

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#7 Aug 13, 2013
Clem Billyboy Junior wrote:
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Full out southern retard. Put on yer drool bib, trash.
Ouchhh… Owww… Help, help… One of Sofa queen’s witty comebacks just ran over me with its wheelchair… Come on Sofa wart. That was lame. Even for you. LOL.

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#8 Aug 13, 2013
Clem Billyboy Junior wrote:
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You are the dueling banjo boy?
And there's fat boy referencing his favorite movie again. He hangs around the shore of that river constantly and practices squealing like a pig.... Just in case.

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#9 Aug 13, 2013
Well... Can't wait around for your lame and crippled attempts at wit forever fatty. I'll be back tomorrow. See if you can dig up one of your lame old chestnuts and breath life into it in the meantime.

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#13 Aug 13, 2013
Eric 2016 wrote:
<quoted text>And you are Ned Beatty. Squeal like a pig, boy. teehee. Betcha you got a purty mouth.
I betcha he dew two. Sofa enema gotz da purtyest mouff along this hole stretch of rivur.

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#14 Aug 13, 2013
And he dun winned the "Pig's eye" hog calling contest ever yeer sinse it starrted. Dem bois frum Pig's eye knows how two git a pig rite ready fer akshun.
Hales

United States

#16 Aug 14, 2013
Clem Billyboy Junior wrote:
Is being from the south a mild to moderate form of retardation?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index...
look at your sentence structure and go get some stitches as I'm sure you have been cut up from throwing the rocks out of your glass house..
Folks go look up his screen name, look at all his post.
Pure troll, and if you quit feeding the trolls they will dry up and die off.

O yea one more thing, screen name instead of real name = real small balls )

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#18 Aug 18, 2013
The nut's vulgarity is not substitute for wit. Bless his little heart(a polite Southern expression for disclosing the mental incompetence of a person).

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#19 Aug 18, 2013
Please insert "a" between "not" and "substitute" in my last post. This is the only method we have to edit a post.
Lighturd nut

Downey, CA

#20 Aug 18, 2013
lighteredknot wrote:
Please insert "a" between "not" and "substitute" in my last post. This is the only method we have to edit a post.
Why don't you get it right in the first place?

Drunk?

Since: Aug 12

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#22 Aug 18, 2013
Lighturd nut wrote:
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Why don't you get it right in the first place?
Drunk?
Lighteredknot gives a quick yank on Sofa Monkey’s chain. The inane little primate’s face turns purple as the mouthful of bananas and peanuts he’s just swallowed are trapped in his windpipe. He rushes to grab his tin cup full of grape Kool Aid and chugs it in a desperate attempt to avoid choking to death. As the fat little monkey lies on the floor of his cage recovering, Lighteredknot gives his chain another little jerk, just to remind the foolish little capuchin who’s boss.
Lighturd nut

Downey, CA

#23 Aug 18, 2013
Hartwick wrote:
<quoted text>Lighteredknot gives a quick yank on Sofa Monkey’s chain. The inane little primate’s face turns purple as the mouthful of bananas and peanuts he’s just swallowed are trapped in his windpipe. He rushes to grab his tin cup full of grape Kool Aid and chugs it in a desperate attempt to avoid choking to death. As the fat little monkey lies on the floor of his cage recovering, Lighteredknot gives his chain another little jerk, just to remind the foolish little capuchin who’s boss.
Actually no. I pointed out what a drunken retard he Is. Maybe you'd be more apt to understand if you spent a little less time watching yer sister and her goat. Racist slime

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#24 Aug 18, 2013
Lighturd nut wrote:
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Actually no. I pointed out what a drunken retard he Is. Maybe you'd be more apt to understand if you spent a little less time watching yer sister and her goat. Racist slime
You still into the incest and bestiality thing Jabba? Time to pull your sofa over to the trailer park psychiatrist’s office and find out why it is you’re always thinking about a three way with your sister "Bertha Bigbottom" and “Billy” the trailer park mascot. Oh and incidentally Jabba, you gotta start trying harder. Your impotent attempts at witty comeback are so lame that they’re even embarrassing all of the people in here who make fun of you… Rotflmao.
Sorry Humpty but I have to get to bed. Gotta go to work tomorrow. What’s work you ask? Oh, that’s where you’re a productive member of society who holds down a job so you can pay your own way, rather than sinking into a sofa and filling your porky face with food stamp acquired snacks all day.
Little Man Syndrome

Louisville, KY

#25 Aug 19, 2013
Hartwick wrote:
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You still into the incest and bestiality thing Jabba? Time to pull your sofa over to the trailer park psychiatrist’s office and find out why it is you’re always thinking about a three way with your sister "Bertha Bigbottom" and “Billy” the trailer park mascot. Oh and incidentally Jabba, you gotta start trying harder. Your impotent attempts at witty comeback are so lame that they’re even embarrassing all of the people in here who make fun of you… Rotflmao.
Sorry Humpty but I have to get to bed. Gotta go to work tomorrow. What’s work you ask? Oh, that’s where you’re a productive member of society who holds down a job so you can pay your own way, rather than sinking into a sofa and filling your porky face with food stamp acquired snacks all day.
Have you ever seen a younger male child want to play with the big boys? Tagging around after them, always on the fringes, never accepted, never fitting in? For Sofa, even negative attention from southern men is better than being ignored.
Settle Down

Louisville, KY

#27 Aug 19, 2013
Excuse you wrote:
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Southern "big boys"? You mean fat, stinking, in-bred slobs? There's no room to fit in.
Touched a nerve?
Desperate Clingy Needy

Louisville, KY

#29 Aug 19, 2013
Excuse you wrote:
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Naw, you hillbillies are for entertainment only. Nobody takes you seriously.
Day after day - begging for attention.

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#31 Aug 19, 2013
Excuse you wrote:
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Southern "big boys"? You mean fat, stinking, in-bred slobs? There's no room to fit in.
No room to fit in is right Fatboy. The elevator at Sofa King’s case worker’s office has a sign that reads:
“Notice from the Department of Elevator Inspections
This elevating device is approved for a maximum occupancy of up to 2,800 pounds or 14 people unless one of the passengers is Sofa King Cool, in which case no one else will be allowed on the device while he is on it.”
Little Man Syndrome

Louisville, KY

#32 Aug 19, 2013
Excuse you wrote:
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Just responding to your pathetic post.
On a thread initiated by you - a desperate, needy, clingy person.
You say you enjoy "picking" on the South - your words. So, the little man admits to being a bully.
Little Man Syndrome

Louisville, KY

#34 Aug 19, 2013
Sherman Was a Great Man wrote:
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To southern boy, everyone is a bully. Losers, all of you.
And the little man soldier-wannabe got up every day and hid behind his computer to tell people thousands of miles away that they were losers.

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#36 Aug 19, 2013
“Little man Syndrome” laid there in the tall grass, his eyes scanning the horizon for any signs of what had been described to him as a “huge gas filled hot air balloon”. It was floating along under the fictitious name of “Sherman was a great man”, a recently employed alias of “Sofa King Cool” the resident laughing stock of the forum.
Finally, just as he was beginning to doubt the existence of something as grotesque as that which had been described to him, he saw it. It was humongous and floated over the battleground like a gargantuan, gas filled dirigible! How it didn’t blow away without moorings was a mystery. As it came closer,“Little man syndrome“, unpacked his rocket launcher and loaded it with a “hot air and gas penetrating warhead”. Another 3 or 4 minutes passed and by then the huge, awkward, wobbling bag of hot air and steaming gases was within range of his rocket launcher. He lifted it to his shoulder and shuddered when he realized that his opponent was so staggeringly corpulent that he filled the entire viewing area of the aiming device. He took a deep breath and with the crosshairs centered on the bloated midriff of the belching, farting, gasping creature, squeezed the trigger.
Instantaneously, the rocket screamed out of the launcher and a split second later drove deep into the gassy, bloated interior of “Sherman was a great man”, more commonly known to forum regulars as “Sofa King Cool.” The explosion that followed was deafening. The thousands of cubic yards of exploding hot air and gas that comprised 99.9% of his opponent, formed a mushroom cloud of fire and smoke that billowed thousands of feet into the sky.
“Little Man Syndrome” lay there in awe for several minutes, gasping at the magnitude of the explosion.“Wow!” he thought to himself,“That was a big bag of gas if there ever was one!” A few minutes later small, charred shreds of balloon like material began floating down to the ground.“Little Man Syndrome” was amazed at how easily something as large and noisy as his opponent could be reduced to something so small and insignificant in seconds. It seemed like once all of the gas and hot air was removed, nothing else remained.
He picked up his hot air and gas penetrating rocket launcher and turned to leave. As he walked off, he thought to himself,“Another day’s work finished and one less hot air balloon to deal with.”

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