Oh, Lord, let me win this big lottery...

Oh, Lord, let me win this big lottery, so...

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The Old Cold Warrior

United States

#1 Jan 1, 2011
Oh, Dear Lord, let me win this big [$290+million!] Mega Millions lottery, so that I can help these po''hos; so that they don't have to go on the Maury Povich and Jerry Springer TV shows, like ya know.
The Duke of Hazard

United States

#2 Jan 1, 2011
OCW, Leon Harrison stole from you again, old friend! Still, you have inspired him but cannot fire him.

Leon Harrison
West Carrollton, Ohio
Saturday, January 1, 2011

To: The Editor

Subject: My personal prayer to God for me to do good deeds

“My personal prayer to God for me to do good deeds”

Oh, Dear Lord, let me win this big [$290+million!] Mega Millions lottery, so that I can help those po''hos; so that they don't have to go on the Maury Povich and Jerry Springer TV shows.

Leon Harrison
West Carrollton, Ohio
Liberal

Loveland, OH

#3 Jan 2, 2011
The Duke of Hazard wrote:
OCW, Leon Harrison stole from you again, old friend! Still, you have inspired him but cannot fire him.
Leon Harrison
West Carrollton, Ohio
Saturday, January 1, 2011
To: The Editor
Subject: My personal prayer to God for me to do good deeds
“My personal prayer to God for me to do good deeds”
Oh, Dear Lord, let me win this big [$290+million!] Mega Millions lottery, so that I can help those po''hos; so that they don't have to go on the Maury Povich and Jerry Springer TV shows.
Leon Harrison
West Carrollton, Ohio
Did that make the Miamisburg Hag Rag or Dayton Daily Snooze?
Old Cold Warrior

United States

#4 Jan 2, 2011
After I win this big lottery, Tuesday night, I might be as caring, compassionate and generous as a government Dimuhcrat bureaucrat or retarded Republicunt Pentagon-PAC rat, Bill Gates, George Soros, or Warren Buffet; since I shall no longer have to ration my compassion and pay for it instead of beg or pray for someone else to pay for it.
Doc Quackery

Dayton, OH

#5 Aug 16, 2013
Old Cold Warrior wrote:
After I win this big lottery, Tuesday night, I might be as caring, compassionate and generous as a government Dimuhcrat bureaucrat or retarded Republicunt Pentagon-PAC rat, Bill Gates, George Soros, or Warren Buffet; since I shall no longer have to ration my compassion and pay for it instead of beg or pray for someone else to pay for it.
You'll be bullshittin', tobacco spittin', and not quittin'!
the truth

Lancaster, OH

#6 Aug 16, 2013
Haha me to

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