Have you heard the latest Dawson news...

Have you heard the latest Dawson news.....

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LOL

United States

#1 Sep 26, 2011
Thirty minutes ago, locals heard a sound similar to a bomb blast that originated from the clouds.

Eyewitnesses say they looked up, and there appeared a silver object with red, white and green lights swirling around it in a halo fashion. As soon as they spotted the object, it immediately sent beams of light down towards the small town of Dawson Springs.

The first beam landed on the Cutie With The Booty, and turned it into a Droopy Booty.

The second beam shown down on The llth Grade Hoes and turned them all into angels.

The third beam shined down on Race Track Road and burned all the illegal drugs.

The fourth beam hit Lick Creek Cemetery and made many folks rise and began a revolution of the walking dead.

The fifth beam hit Sasquash out at The Old Mill Dam and made him grow ten foot taller.

The sixth beam divided over all the drama queen heads that sit in front of computers and type tall tales about others on topix and made them all explode.

Suddenly, the silvery object went silent and stopped emitting light beams. Before it zoomed back up into the sky, a voice boomed out of it that could be heard all over Dawson Springs. The words were "Now my weird children, you can all live in peace." Then the object disappeared into the skys never to be seen again.
ohmy.

United States

#2 Sep 26, 2011
LOL wrote:
Thirty minutes ago, locals heard a sound similar to a bomb blast that originated from the clouds.

Eyewitnesses say they looked up, and there appeared a silver object with red, white and green lights swirling around it in a halo fashion. As soon as they spotted the object, it immediately sent beams of light down towards the small town of Dawson Springs.

The first beam landed on the Cutie With The Booty, and turned it into a Droopy Booty.

The second beam shown down on The llth Grade Hoes and turned them all into angels.

The third beam shined down on Race Track Road and burned all the illegal drugs.

The fourth beam hit Lick Creek Cemetery and made many folks rise and began a revolution of the walking dead.

The fifth beam hit Sasquash out at The Old Mill Dam and made him grow ten foot taller.

The sixth beam divided over all the drama queen heads that sit in front of computers and type tall tales about others on topix and made them all explode.

Suddenly, the silvery object went silent and stopped emitting light beams. Before it zoomed back up into the sky, a voice boomed out of it that could be heard all over Dawson Springs. The words were "Now my weird children, you can all live in peace." Then the object disappeared into the skys never to be seen again.
Lol!
Just me

White Plains, KY

#3 Sep 26, 2011
[QUOTE who="ohmy. "]<quoted text>
Lol![/QUOTE]This was great! Thanks needed that laugh!!

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