FAT Pat go skydiving for $500

FAT Pat go skydiving for $500

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sPlAT

United States

#1 Feb 5, 2013
Santa Cruz residents can now go skydiving out of Watsonville airport. The cost is $199 for people who weigh up to 220 pounds.
On a SSI therapy session Pat was dropped at a cost of $500. The resulting divot was filled with water and will serve as a cattle pond.
They offered to drop John for just $59.99 without a paratent, but he declined.

The Original Buzz

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Since: Sep 12

Scotts Valley

#2 Feb 5, 2013
sPlAT wrote:
Santa Cruz residents can now go skydiving out of Watsonville airport. The cost is $199 for people who weigh up to 220 pounds.
On a SSI therapy session Pat was dropped at a cost of $500. The resulting divot was filled with water and will serve as a cattle pond.
They offered to drop John for just $59.99 without a paratent, but he declined.
Too bad John didn't "jump" at the opportunity. It would have earned him his Darwin Award and helped the homeless community at the same time.
Buzz

United States

#3 Feb 5, 2013
I'm surprised it only cost $500 to take Fat Pat skydiving. I don't think there's a recreational aircraft made that could get her airborne.

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