Why is a diaper John's only support?

Created by The Original Buzz on Jan 20, 2013

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The diaper doesn't have a choice.

It's his only friend.

Both.

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“Facile Largire de Alieno”

Since: Sep 12

Scotts Valley

#1 Jan 20, 2013
I think John pulls most of the material he spams with from his diaper. His posts both read and smell as if this is the case.

Maybe if he bought some healthier food with his taxpayer-funded food stamps, the quality and readability of his posts would improve.
Reality Check

San Francisco, CA

#2 Jan 20, 2013
Buzz, at over 200 pounds, you are the real fatty, go ask your MOMMY for some more cash.

Have you even TRIED looking for a job today?
Buzz

Alviso, CA

#3 Jan 20, 2013
The Original Buzz wrote:
I think John pulls most of the material he spams with from his diaper. His posts both read and smell as if this is the case.
Maybe if he bought some healthier food with his taxpayer-funded food stamps, the quality and readability of his posts would improve.
And the diaper keeps him spamming without potty breaks. That's why he's so prolific.
Reality Check

San Francisco, CA

#4 Jan 20, 2013
Buzz wrote:
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And the diaper keeps him spamming without potty breaks. That's why he's so prolific.
You must have diapers on the brain because you still live with your mommy.

Why dont you try looking for a job so you can move out of her basement?
Buzz

Alviso, CA

#5 Jan 20, 2013
Looks like I stuck a nerve there, fat boy!
Reality Check

San Francisco, CA

#6 Jan 20, 2013
Buzz wrote:
Looks like I stuck a nerve there, fat boy!
Nah, I just hate people like you who wont work, yet you have a rich mommy.

You should at least LOOK for a job today, Buzz.
Buzz

Alviso, CA

#7 Jan 20, 2013
Time to change your diaper again, John.
Reality Check

San Francisco, CA

#8 Jan 20, 2013
Buzz wrote:
Time to change your diaper again, John.
Buzz, your MOMMY is calling. She wants to give you more cash, after she empties your diaper in her mouth.

Have you even TRIED looking for a job today?

“Facile Largire de Alieno”

Since: Sep 12

Scotts Valley

#9 Jan 20, 2013
Your new diaper poll is going nowhere, John since you are the only one posting on that thread!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
FAT Pat the Welfare Hog

Sunnyvale, CA

#10 Jan 20, 2013
Does Omar-the-Tentmaker and his cousin Achmed have to custom fit FAT Pat's super-sized Space diapers?
Buzz

Alviso, CA

#11 Jan 20, 2013
John is squealing like a stuck hog today and pooping out excrement at a pace is never before equalled.

What a worthless skill no wonder he can't get a job.
Reality Check

San Francisco, CA

#12 Jan 20, 2013
Buzz wrote:
John is squealing like a stuck hog today and pooping out excrement at a pace is never before equalled.
What a worthless skill no wonder he can't get a job.
Buzz, your MOMMY is calling!!!!!

She is wondering why at your age you are switching between different versions of the name "Buzz" here lol

She also wants you to look for a job today.

She still enjoys spoiling you, even though you are in your 60s and fat, but she also wants you to have a decent life.
curious cat

United States

#13 Jan 20, 2013
It looks like your "diaper" thread, like your net worth is DOA.
Reality Check

San Francisco, CA

#14 Jan 20, 2013
curious cat wrote:
It looks like your "diaper" thread, like your net worth is DOA.
Buzz, it is rare that you can ever put togther a coherent sentence lol

Buzz, your MOMMY is calling!!!!!

She is wondering why at your age you are switching between different versions of the name "Buzz" here lol

She also wants you to look for a job today.

She still enjoys spoiling you, even though you are in your 60s and fat, but she also wants you to have a decent life.

“Facile Largire de Alieno”

Since: Sep 12

Scotts Valley

#15 Jan 20, 2013
Reality Check wrote:
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Buzz, it is rare that you can ever put togther a coherent sentence lol
Buzz, your MOMMY is calling!!!!!
She is wondering why at your age you are switching between different versions of the name "Buzz" here lol
She also wants you to look for a job today.
She still enjoys spoiling you, even though you are in your 60s and fat, but she also wants you to have a decent life.
You have no idea who I am John and since you have a stalker mentality, I prefer it that way. As for any additional names I may post under, you can only guess, and you've shown yourself to not be very bright.

“Nullum Gratuitum Prandium.”

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#16 Jan 20, 2013
The Original Buzz wrote:
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You have no idea who I am John and since you have a stalker mentality, I prefer it that way. As for any additional names I may post under, you can only guess, and you've shown yourself to not be very bright.
The Colbys only deal with speculation because that's all they have.
curious cat

United States

#17 Jan 20, 2013
I think John still snacks from the litter box. It does improve his breath!

“Nullum Gratuitum Prandium.”

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#18 Jan 20, 2013
curious cat wrote:
I think John still snacks from the litter box. It does improve his breath!
After snacking on Pat, kitty litter would definitely be an improvement.

“Facile Largire de Alieno”

Since: Sep 12

Scotts Valley

#19 Jan 20, 2013
The Original Buzz wrote:
Your new diaper poll is going nowhere, John since you are the only one posting on that thread!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I thought I'd just repeat this since your copycat poll has only you as a poster. What a dickless dweeb!
Buzz

Alviso, CA

#20 Jan 21, 2013
I heard that Big Lots just made a delivery to Catcrap Gardens Apartments on Grandview and delivered a pallet of diapers this morning.

John's going to need them!

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