What's got a better "Check" on "Reality"

What's got a better "Check" on "Reality"

Created by Elmer Fudd on Feb 10, 2013

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John Colby

A box of rocks

Donny B

Falls Church, VA

#110 May 12, 2013
The Rocks Rule wrote:
It must be awfully embarrassing for an
under-accomplished fat man with a PhD to get his ass kicked by a bunch of rocks!
I don't think Colby could ever be embarrassed about anything. If he had that ability, he wouldn't show his face in public, given his idiotic, loony, and erratic posts on various forums, his LINKEDIN farce of a page, etc. His continues to tell the world about his so called vaunted PhD, not realizing that as each day goes by, it becomes more and more irrelevant.

Hey John, I have news for you. You just turned 49 and you have a "PhD" in Computer Science coupled with, now get this, a life time employment history consisting of two jobs totaling 2.3 years (you were fired from both). You proved to the world that you obviously didn't learn anything at UCSC when you posted personal information and pictures of a disabled homeless person on the Internet, thereby making here vulnerable to physical attack. A first year CS student knows better and YOUR actions were negligent.

An advanced degree only has real meaning if it is used. The only thing you've used your degree for is to wipe your arse, hence, it's only value. Why don't you get a CS job and put that degree to some use?
Donny B

Falls Church, VA

#111 May 12, 2013
I forgot to add that your "PhD" is 6+ years old. That's a long time to take a (how do you describe it?) "a postdoctoral vacation."
DBS

Sunnyvale, CA

#112 May 12, 2013
Way to go John, my son was born in 1992, and he has a longer employment history than you!!!

BWAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAA!!!

That "freshly minted" PHD got you REAL FAR!!!!
Donny B

Falls Church, VA

#113 May 12, 2013
DBS wrote:
Way to go John, my son was born in 1992, and he has a longer employment history than you!!!
BWAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAA!!!
That "freshly minted" PHD got you REAL FAR!!!!
Not freshly minted any more..........

Worthless, insignificant, and irrelevant.
WooF

United States

#114 May 13, 2013
After John all night bongfest and furious spamming he deserves yet another vote!
No Check on Reality

United States

#115 May 13, 2013
John's back on the meth and raving like a maniac!
WooF

Hayward, CA

#116 May 14, 2013
Your desperation to control the Topix board shows just what a crazy loon you are.

The Original Buzz

“The buck stops here!”

Since: Sep 12

Scotts Valley

#117 May 14, 2013
John's increasingly frantic postings are keeping this thread relevant. He appears to be melting down right before our eyes!
Unfortunately

Santa Cruz, CA

#118 May 14, 2013
John is unable to help himself and is to be continued burden on society.
WooF

United States

#119 May 15, 2013
It must really suck to be John E Colby.
Buzz

Brisbane, CA

#120 May 15, 2013
I would even bet that that box of rocks has far more friends than the Colbys combined.
WooF is epic failure

Santa Cruz, CA

#121 May 15, 2013
These are WooF's MGA hillbilly friends in court. Doesn't bode well for them. LOL.

http://youtu.be/a3Be3ZAvbTQ

The Original Buzz

“The buck stops here!”

Since: Sep 12

Scotts Valley

#122 May 15, 2013
WooF is epic failure wrote:
These are WooF's MGA hillbilly friends in court. Doesn't bode well for them. LOL.
http://youtu.be/a3Be3ZAvbTQ
Pretty embarrassing for you there, John. You've earned this distinction with honors.
Buzz

Brisbane, CA

#123 May 15, 2013
John needs a lot of help. Unfortunately until he recognizes that fact he's going to continue making an ass of himself.
WooF

United States

#125 May 16, 2013
The rocks rule! What a humiliating defeat for John Colby, perennial loser.
Notso GrandView

United States

#126 May 19, 2013
All this clown does spam to himself!
Nutjob.
Notso DBS crew

Santa Cruz, CA

#127 May 19, 2013
Notso GrandView wrote:
All this clown does spam to himself!
Nutjob.
Yes this DBS person does! I think it would be hard to post so many posts like a conversation to oneself under different names.
DBS

San Jose, CA

#128 May 19, 2013
The Boardwalk is hiring this time of year John.

Maybe after lots of intensive research you could learn how to make Cotton Candy?
DBS

San Jose, CA

#129 May 19, 2013
Maybe FAT Pat could tie a piece of rope to a Shopping Cart and tow you to the Boardwalk?
DBS

San Jose, CA

#130 May 19, 2013
You could paint "ColbyLOON Express" on the side of her Mobility Scooter!!

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