What's got a better "Check" on "Reality"

Created by Elmer Fudd on Feb 10, 2013

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John Colby

A box of rocks

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Elmer Fudd

Alviso, CA

#1 Feb 10, 2013
The rocks are real and can have many uses, while John Colby is a delusional paranoid with no known use.
STALKER John Colby

United States

#2 Feb 10, 2013
John has been accused many times as being dumber than a box of rocks. So On that alone I would give the win to the box of rocks.

The box of rocks would also win the the "Miss Congeniality" award hands down!
Crazy John sez

United States

#3 Feb 10, 2013
After reading the following quote from John E Colby I would vote for the box of rocks.

SCPD loves drug dealers
by John E. Colby
Sunday Feb 3rd, 2013 5:28 PM
"Auntie Imperial is right. The police do love drug dealers. From observations at my apartment complex, I believe the Santa Cruz Police Department (SCPD) turned a dangerous methamphetamine abuser/dealer whose illegal activities I reported to them into a narcotics informant cooking methamphetamine.
I watched for several months from my front porch and bedroom window as apparent undercover officers trained this drug dealer to cook methamphetamine in his backyard.
Apparently the SCPD dropped a methamphetamine cooker in the middle of a Section 8 apartment complex unknown to HUD and the rest of the federal government. I believe HUD is very angry about this. It seems that HUD is not taking this lightly.
This is consistent with reports from other Santa Cruz citizens who complain that they can't get the SCPD to remove drug houses from their neighborhoods. One elderly woman reported to me that she was going to sell her house because it was the only way she could escape from the meth house next door.
This alleged collusion between the SCPD and dangerous drug dealers is what Santa Cruz should be marching to the City Council about. The homeless are merely a convenient diversion for alleged SCPD corruption."

Do you find it hard to believe that 30 of his neighbors petitioned for his eviction from their apartment complex?
Buzz

Alviso, CA

#4 Feb 10, 2013
It looks like John managed to vote for himself. But the big money is still on the box of rocks. It may take weeks or months for it to dawn on John that his critics are just not going to go away and lieave him To post his nonsense all over the web without any criticism or corresponding point of view.
Johns a putz

Alviso, CA

#5 Feb 10, 2013
At least the rock has never been held in Dominican Hospital on a 5150. They have a rubber room there with his name over the doorway. John Colby is the true nutjob of all Nutjobs!
Tileconzerfal

San Jose, CA

#6 Feb 11, 2013
Johns a putz wrote:
At least the rock has never been held in Dominican Hospital on a 5150. They have a rubber room there with his name over the doorway. John Colby is the true nutjob of all Nutjobs!
And you of coarse have proof that Colby Has been 5150'd or you would not slander his name like that right?
Tileconzerfal

San Jose, CA

#7 Feb 11, 2013
These trolls are unbelievable they never quit
Johns a putz

Alviso, CA

#8 Feb 11, 2013
Tileconzerfal wrote:
<quoted text>
And you of coarse have proof that Colby Has been 5150'd or you would not slander his name like that right?
"Coarse"?? You can do better than that, John.
Swiss Miss

Alviso, CA

#9 Feb 11, 2013
Crazy John sez wrote:
After reading the following quote from John E Colby I would vote for the box of rocks.
SCPD loves drug dealers
by John E. Colby
Sunday Feb 3rd, 2013 5:28 PM
"Auntie Imperial is right. The police do love drug dealers. From observations at my apartment complex, I believe the Santa Cruz Police Department (SCPD) turned a dangerous methamphetamine abuser/dealer whose illegal activities I reported to them into a narcotics informant cooking methamphetamine.
I watched for several months from my front porch and bedroom window as apparent undercover officers trained this drug dealer to cook methamphetamine in his backyard.
Apparently the SCPD dropped a methamphetamine cooker in the middle of a Section 8 apartment complex unknown to HUD and the rest of the federal government. I believe HUD is very angry about this. It seems that HUD is not taking this lightly.
This is consistent with reports from other Santa Cruz citizens who complain that they can't get the SCPD to remove drug houses from their neighborhoods. One elderly woman reported to me that she was going to sell her house because it was the only way she could escape from the meth house next door.
This alleged collusion between the SCPD and dangerous drug dealers is what Santa Cruz should be marching to the City Council about. The homeless are merely a convenient diversion for alleged SCPD corruption."
Do you find it hard to believe that 30 of his neighbors petitioned for his eviction from their apartment complex?
The John Colby who sent that load of swill to Indycrap is dumber than a box of rocks and a delusional paranoid.
Lying John Colby

United States

#10 Feb 12, 2013
[QUOTE who="Colby/"Tileconz erfal"]These trolls are unbelievable they never quit[/QUOTE]

Plus John posts to himself a lot. Voices in his head or desperate for support?
Psychotic Colby

Alviso, CA

#11 Feb 15, 2013
I think this thread has you pretty well defined, Colby!
Buzz

United States

#12 Feb 15, 2013
Since he's throwing such a hissy fit this morning I can see why the rocks are ahead in the poll.
Colby de Pendejo

United States

#13 Feb 16, 2013
This hombre is really crazy! Was he dropped on his head a lot when he was little?
the Loon

United States

#15 Feb 17, 2013
I would also guess that a box of rocks would be too smart to post so much personal information about themselves which would make them look as crazy as Colby.
DBS

Sunnyvale, CA

#16 Feb 17, 2013
ColbyLOON is on Indycrap claiming that the needle exchange fiasco had zero effect on the Ocean St. area.
Because HE did an FOI request about the number of 911 calls.
The only thing it might prove, is that people from there don't bother calling 911. Maybe they gave up.
Buzz

United States

#17 Feb 17, 2013
Thanks John for posting this morning as Naomi and Jed. You just keep on giving good reasons why that box of rocks is doing so much better than you in this poll. Keep it up and you may end up exceeding your vote totals as UCSC's most embarrassing graduate!
the Loon

United States

#18 Feb 18, 2013
Buzz wrote:
Thanks John for posting this morning as Naomi and Jed. You just keep on giving good reasons why that box of rocks is doing so much better than you in this poll. Keep it up and you may end up exceeding your vote totals as UCSC's most embarrassing graduate!
If you graphed Colbykook's learning curve it would parallel his negative net financial statement.
Buzz

United States

#21 Feb 18, 2013
John just doesn't learn, does he?
Colby Pariah

Alviso, CA

#22 Feb 19, 2013
Buzz wrote:
John just doesn't learn, does he?
John must think all the Topix posters are dumber than a box of rocks if he expects them to believe his tap dance around the eviction petition. He's also dumb enough to believe it's going to go away. It's not!
Buzz

Alviso, CA

#23 Feb 19, 2013
John is no equating the fact that some topics poster may have a trust fund as being equally bad as his neighbors signing the petition claiming he's a child molester.

Child molester equals trust fund. Dumber than a box of rocks, yes!

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