Oh don't worry. You can be sure I will!<quoted text>
I went to school and became a social worker. Please feel free to make jokes about it.
Had a good friend who was an archeologist. Always said "I didn't know if I wanted to be a proctologist, a gynecologist or a geologist. So I became an archeologist and got a little of each.
HAR!HAR!HAR! We were in the war together. Stayed friends while we were in college and until he died 9 years ago. Closest friend I ever had. War will do that. You wouldn't know.