do tell

Santa Cruz, CA

#161 Mar 22, 2013
Friday Night Fun wrote:
<quoted text>No date... no life... nothing to do but post/talk to oneself. 5150 material for sure!
Much like John, Pat?
DBS

Sunnyvale, CA

#162 Mar 23, 2013
Hey John, you still haven't explained why you don't make the slightest effort to become a productive member of society?

And why the taxpayers are stuck paying for your "FREE" ride that you're always complaining about?

What would happen if EVERYBODY decided that they're entitled to be supported by someone else?
DBS

Cupertino, CA

#163 Mar 27, 2013
DBS wrote:
Hey John, you still haven't explained why you don't make the slightest effort to become a productive member of society?
And why the taxpayers are stuck paying for your "FREE" ride that you're always complaining about?
What would happen if EVERYBODY decided that they're entitled to be supported by someone else?
Well???
Get a job ColbyLOSER

Sunnyvale, CA

#164 Mar 30, 2013
The Boardwalk is hiring this time of year.

Maybe you could sweep up after all the Tourists leave for the night?
NoC01beeNohow

Danville, CA

#165 Mar 30, 2013
DBS wrote:
What would happen if EVERYBODY decided that they're entitled to be supported by someone else?
O.T.O.H.
What would happen if everyone realized they could physically protect themselves as every mammal has the instinct to do, and stopped paying taxes you support PIGS like you with your fascist agenda?
DBS

Sunnyvale, CA

#166 Apr 1, 2013
How's the job search going John?

Or will you keep on leeching from the labors of others?
DBS

Cupertino, CA

#167 Apr 5, 2013
ColbyLOSER is whining on Indycrap in the "needle exchange" thread.

No John, your sorry-ass OPINION is not the same thing as A FACT.

Now who do you think the City powers-that-be are more likely to listen to:(A)A local business owner and/or employed, productive contributor, or (B) A whiny,miserable 20 year Welfare parasite/tax burden?
Searching for Solutions

Ben Lomond, CA

#168 Apr 5, 2013
I gotta say...
People that start these kind of "topics" and contribute to them seem to have as MUCH TIME to WASTE as those they are posting about...

Think about it ....
and be a part of the solution for your community.
Time to put on your big boy and big girl underpants!
And the Parrot said

Cupertino, CA

#169 Apr 9, 2013
RawwK!!!
A Local

San Ramon, CA

#170 Apr 9, 2013
Searching for Solutions wrote:
I gotta say...
People that start these kind of "topics" and contribute to them seem to have as MUCH TIME to WASTE as those they are posting about...
Think about it ....
and be a part of the solution for your community.
Time to put on your big boy and big girl underpants!
But they're not out- of-state career welfare mooches who suck up resources that should be going to help the local needy get back on their feet.
Jay Cee

Santa Cruz, CA

#172 Apr 10, 2013
Please note adjusted, accuracy-corrected numbers.
What is it that Topix depends on for new material?

1. Infallible posts by your personal Topix savior John Colby. 5%.
2. Posts mocking John Colby. 85%.
3. All other posts. 10%.
DBS

Cupertino, CA

#173 Apr 10, 2013
"INFALLIBLE"????

BWAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAAA!!!

Like the loony ravings about imaginary Methcookers on the patio that are really undercover SCPD????
Jay Cee

Santa Cruz, CA

#174 Apr 11, 2013
It is plain as day that John Colby is essential to the survival of Topix, elsewise he would not generate such interest. He has many, many adorers. There are many followers of John Colby whose recreational lives would be crushed were he not here to kick around. Alas, even his bowel movements are speculated upon. Such fascination is usually reserved for only the most famous. Hence, John Colby is famous, Lindsay Lohan famous, and he dwells among us, here in Santa Cruz.
Buzz

San Ramon, CA

#175 Apr 11, 2013
Jay Cee AKA John ColbyLoser/Loon loves re-spamming "copy" and "pastes" to himself. It's both creepy and pathetic that he is the only one out there that will sing his praises. I think he needs more attention from his therapy cats. Not getting much love there. Oh well, there's always FAT PAT!
DBS

Cupertino, CA

#176 Apr 11, 2013
ColbyLOON is whining on the Sentinel under his fake name "John Cohen", about the alleged misdeeds of Deputy chief Steve Clark.

Hey John, why don't YOU get off of your FAT, LAZY-20-YEARS-OF WELFARE_LEECHING BUTT and get "A"(1) job, before you can tell ANYONE how they should do theirs???
Jay Cee

Santa Cruz, CA

#177 Apr 12, 2013
From time to time it is fitting to restate calculations with current accumulated data. Interest in John Colby is now at an all-time high. Of course, all one need do is count the number of threads dedicated to the Topix marvel. But, for those who prefer data-driven statistical analysis, the following is offered, in hope that you, too, will join DBS aka Buzz in ceaseless infatuation of their personal Topix savior.

What is it that Topix depends on for new material?
1. Infallible posts by personal Topix savior John Colby. 3%.
2. Posts mocking John Colby. 90%.
3. All other posts. 7%.
Au Showers

Jackson, MI

#178 Apr 12, 2013
You'd actually make a great urinal cake, John.
Jay Cee

Santa Cruz, CA

#179 Apr 12, 2013
For years... post after post, mocking John Colby! And now... silence!

Topix would not exist, there would be no followers, no "users," were it not for the infallible originality of John Colby.

Prostrate prayers may allure blessed John Colby to return from sabbatical, and share with us his observances. So be ready to beg for his return, and an end to this deafening, mind-numbing silence! Then, and only then, can DBS aka Buzz respond, with alacrity, in the traditional and expected wit and candor.

Then, and only then, will the specter of silence be broken, and we, who appreciate the Topix platform, can bask in a new day of wisdom, dispensed for our enlightenment by...

DBA aka Buzz nemesis JOHN COLBY.
Bee Ess

Santa Cruz, CA

#180 Apr 12, 2013
Jay Cee wrote:
For years... post after post, mocking John Colby! And now... silence!
Topix would not exist, there would be no followers, no "users," were it not for the infallible originality of John Colby.
Wrong.

Many came before John, and many will come after, as his turn is over.

Stick a fork in it, he's done.

Maybe Pat will be his replacement as topix' resident urinal?
GF warning

Santa Cruz, CA

#181 Apr 12, 2013

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