How does Colby help the homeless when he spams 24/7?

Created by The Original Buzz on Jan 20, 2013

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He doesn't.

He can do anything.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!

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“The buck stops here!”

Since: Sep 12

Scotts Valley

#1 Jan 20, 2013
According to Mayor Lane in a TV debate, John TAKES money from the homeless due to the amount staff time taken up ignoring his frequent FOI's and other forms of harassment.

“Nullum Gratuitum Prandium.”

Since: Sep 12

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#2 Jan 20, 2013
The Original Buzz wrote:
According to Mayor Lane in a TV debate, John TAKES money from the homeless due to the amount staff time taken up ignoring his frequent FOI's and other forms of harassment.
Take, take, take... we've come to expect that from the Colbys. I'm sure it's a genetic thing. Parasitic behaviour inbred into their being from the time they were spawned from their parents.
curious cat

United States

#3 Jan 20, 2013
The Original Donny B wrote:
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Take, take, take... we've come to expect that from the Colbys. I'm sure it's a genetic thing. Parasitic behaviour inbred into their being from the time they were spawned from their parents.
Exactly the Colbys only posses the freeloader gene. They are mean and stingy and even steal my cat food .
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Fremont, CA

#5 Jan 20, 2013
The Original Donny B wrote:
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Take, take, take... we've come to expect that from the Colbys. I'm sure it's a genetic thing. Parasitic behaviour inbred into their being from the time they were spawned from their parents.
Face it, you were wrong about Colby.

Due to his advocacy for the homeless woman he wrote about, she recieved housing as a result.

You were wrong, Donny B, but not only that, you trolled this forum relentlessly with your bs.

If you had any self respect you would admit you were wrong and apologize to Colby. If not, yo uare just a dumb troll.

You are an anon fool, and are of no consequence to anything.

Troll on, fat idiots, troll on.
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Fremont, CA

#6 Jan 20, 2013
The Original Buzz wrote:
According to Mayor Lane in a TV debate, John TAKES money from the homeless due to the amount staff time taken up ignoring his frequent FOI's and other forms of harassment.
Colby was in that debate with the mayor on television, was he not?

Where were you that day?

In your MOMMY's basement?
Reality Check

Fremont, CA

#7 Jan 20, 2013
Hello op, I am the one who posts on topix ridiculing you trolls all day, and I am not a Colby.

I dont do it to help the homeless(duh, what an idiotic theory of Buzz's).

I do it because you all are idiots.

K?
FAT Pat the Welfare Hog

Sunnyvale, CA

#8 Jan 20, 2013
Reality Check wrote:
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Face it, you were wrong about Colby.
Due to his advocacy for the homeless woman he wrote about, she recieved housing as a result.
You were wrong, Donny B, but not only that, you trolled this forum relentlessly with your bs.
If you had any self respect you would admit you were wrong and apologize to Colby. If not, yo uare just a dumb troll.
You are an anon fool, and are of no consequence to anything.
Troll on, fat idiots, troll on.
Costing the taxpayers even more by adding another parasite, is not exactly an "accomplishment".

There's too many of them already.

And it's not like the ColbyLOON's hard-earned tax dollars ever got contributed.

So don't pat yourself on the back for what other people were forced to pay for.
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Fremont, CA

#10 Jan 20, 2013
FAT Pat the Welfare Hog wrote:
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Costing the taxpayers even more by adding another parasite, is not exactly an "accomplishment".
There's too many of them already.
And it's not like the ColbyLOON's hard-earned tax dollars ever got contributed.
So don't pat yourself on the back for what other people were forced to pay for.
Now go back to your DADDY and cry for MORE money, you worthless spoiled brat, DBS.
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Fremont, CA

#9 Jan 20, 2013
FAT Pat the Welfare Hog wrote:
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Costing the taxpayers even more by adding another parasite, is not exactly an "accomplishment".
There's too many of them already.
And it's not like the ColbyLOON's hard-earned tax dollars ever got contributed.
So don't pat yourself on the back for what other people were forced to pay for.
I'm not Colby, fatass.

Helping homeless people and improving the world is a priority for me.

Over-Eating and sitting on the couch is a priority for you.

We are different lol

When I hear that a homeless person was helped, that is automatically good news to me, and signs of success.

All you do is threaten people on here.

You are worthless.
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Fremont, CA

#11 Jan 20, 2013
FAT Pat the Welfare Hog wrote:
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Costing the taxpayers even more by adding another parasite, is not exactly an "accomplishment".
There's too many of them already.
And it's not like the ColbyLOON's hard-earned tax dollars ever got contributed.
So don't pat yourself on the back for what other people were forced to pay for.
Everyone is tired of you reducing other people to "never working" when you yourself are the one who does not work.

WE are the ones who support you and your family, who has relied on public assistance even though you have all that money your rich DADDY put in that trust for you.
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Fremont, CA

#12 Jan 20, 2013
FAT Pat the Welfare Hog wrote:
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Costing the taxpayers even more by adding another parasite, is not exactly an "accomplishment".
There's too many of them already.
And it's not like the ColbyLOON's hard-earned tax dollars ever got contributed.
So don't pat yourself on the back for what other people were forced to pay for.
Lying parasitic one-percenters like you make me sick.

You dont work.

You live off of DADDY'S money.

And you also cheat the government.

Get a job, DBS.

Get a life.
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Fremont, CA

#13 Jan 20, 2013
Waiting here for you to call me For you to tell me that everything is a big mistake Waiting here in this rainfall Feeling so small, this dream was not supposed to break
Iím so sorry now for the pain I caused youWon't you please forgive? Please
But you donít love me anymoreYou donít want me anymoreThereís a sign on your doorNo vacancy, just emptinessWithout your love Iím homeless
In this cold, Iím walking aimlessFeeling helpless without a shelter from the stormAnd in my heart I miss you so muchI'm missing your touch and the bed that used to be so warm
Iím so sorry now for the pain I've caused youWon't you please forgive? Please

Read more: LEONA LEWIS - HOMELESS LYRICS
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Fremont, CA

#14 Jan 20, 2013
Could I wake up next to you when we're hitting double figures? Look into your eyes like I'm looking into double mirrors Could you make it any clearer? Everything's such a blur It's not my turn, it's hers to get hurt
On a late night coming home from way too many train ridesLace not as red as my face, I'm home at the same timeHighbury estate's fineSmoking like a dragon but don't chase lines
I haven't slept for the past weekTwo hours ain't enough for meI feel inspired at quarter to three am
I haven't changed since our last meetI'm still getting all my meals for freeThink I'm being shunned by my feet again
It's not a homeless life for meIt's just I'm home less than I'd like to be
And now I'm sitting on a night bus flicking through my IpodFeeling kinda tired so I try to close my eyes upDriver, turn the lights off, lights on, on stage, mics onSong plays, nice one, gotta keep my hype strong
Truth be, never went to UniPeople see right through me but I'm not a fool, seeI'm never gonna do one, gonna live past 22, doneEverything I need to except get a 2:1
I haven't slept for the past weekTwo hours ain't enough for meI feel inspired at quarter to three am
I haven't changed since our last meetI'm still getting all my meals for freeThink I'm being shunned by my feet again
It's not a homeless life for meIt's just I'm home less than I'd like to be
When I feel cold you keep me warmAnd I'm not looking for some loose changeJust wanna find a true mateWho wants to be my duvet
It's not a homeless life for meIt's just I'm home, less than I'd like to be



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Fremont, CA

#15 Jan 20, 2013
Emaweni webaba
Silale maweni
Webaba silale maweni
Webaba silale maweni
Webaba silale maweni
Webaba silale maweni
Webaba silale maweni
Webaba silale maweni
Webaba silale maweni
Webaba silale maweni
Webaba silale maweni

Homeless, homeless
Moonlight sleeping on a midnight lake
Homeless, homeless
Moonlight sleeping on a midnight lake
We are homeless, we are homeless
The moonlight sleeping on a midnight lake
And we are homeless, homeless, homeless
The moonlight sleeping on a midnight lake

Zio yami, zio yami, nhliziyo yami
Nhliziyo yami amakhaza asengi bulele
Nhliziyo yami, nhliziyo yami
Nhliziyo yami, angibulele amakhaza
Nhliziyo yami, nhliziyo yami
Nhliziyo yami somandla angibulele mama
Zio yami, nhliziyo yami
Nhliziyo yami, nhliziyo yami

Too loo loo, too loo loo
Too loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo
Too loo loo, too loo loo
Too loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo

Strong wind destroy our home
Many dead, tonight it could be you
Strong wind, strong wind
Many dead, tonight it could be you

And we are homeless, homeless
Moonlight sleeping on a midnight lake
Homeless, homeless
Moonlight sleeping on a midnight lake
Homeless, homeless
Moonlight sleeping on a midnight lake

Somebody say ih hih ih hih ih
Somebody sing hello, hello, hello
Somebody say ih hih ih hih ih
Somebody cry why, why, why?
Somebody say ih hih ih hih ih
Somebody sing hello, hello, hello
Somebody say ih hih ih hih ih
Somebody cry why, why, why?
Somebody say ih hih ih hih ih

Yitho omanqoba (ih hih ih hih ih) yitho omanqoba
Esanqoba lonke ilizwe
(ih hih ih hih ih) yitho omanqoba (ih hih ih hih ih)
Esanqoba phakathi e england
Yitho omanqoba
Esanqoba phakathi e london
Yitho omanqoba
Esanqoba phakathi e england

Somebody say ih hih ih hih ih
Somebody sing hello, hello, hello
Somebody say ih hih ih hih ih
Somebody cry why, why, why?
Somebody say ih hih ih hih ih
Somebody sing hello, hello, hello
Somebody say ih hih ih hih ih
Somebody cry why, why, why?

Kuluman
Kulumani, kulumani sizwe
Singenze njani
Baya jabula abasi thanda yo
Ho
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Foster City, CA

#16 Jan 20, 2013
What is in this wine?
The more I drink the more I wander off
Into a stranger's eyes
I like the way that they reflect my thoughts

What is in this air?
It feels like feathery dust everywhere
And as I breathe it in
I breathe the masculine scent of his skin

And I feel homeless

Your comfortable caress
Has triggered unfamiliar restlessness
You and I are we
I feel I've lost my individuality

You're watching me rebel
Believing stories only hearts can tell
But when is it enough?
When do I call my feelings on their bluff

And I feel homeless

And I remember us now
But I forgot what we felt like
Somewhere along the way
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Foster City, CA

#17 Jan 20, 2013
She said she had no money
But he was in doubt
He told her, "I used to be in too"
But now he was out
"Spare some small change lady
And I'll be on my way"
She looked into his eyes
And deep in his soul
I know she was wondering
If he was in control
She muttered to herself, "Those beggars,
Where do they all come from?"
He said, "I'm not a homeless man
I'm a gypsy by trade
And I'm travelling this land
I'm not a homeless man"
He moved through the streets
With his headband low
Never thinking he would never see
That woman again, you know
Just sleeping in the doorways
And alleys like he always had
The years rolled by
And later on
He spotted an old woman
All tattered and worn
Hard times had got her
Her clothes were ragged and old
She said, "I'm not a homeless woman
I'm a gypsy by trade
And I'm travelling this land
I'm not a homeless woman"
Sometime in the daytime
Sometimes at night
You will see a couple walking
They'll come into sight
Pushing their carts
And holding hands
If you ask to help
They'll just run away
Like little children, out to play
And if you ask, "Who are you"
They'll always say
"I'm not a homeless man
I'm a gypsy by trade
And I'm travelling this land
She's not a homeless woman
I'm not a homeless man"
FAT Pat the Welfare Hog

Sunnyvale, CA

#18 Jan 20, 2013
Just when you thought it couldn't get any looonier!!!
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Foster City, CA

#19 Jan 20, 2013
look at all these people lying around
look at all these people being scraped right off the ground
because of too many broken homes
too many cardboard boxes
too many people who just can't survive
hard losses well americans don't belong in tins
let's learn to help ourselves before we help the foreign
wounded decay shout out dismay
can you hear their voices yelling out mayday
why are we sending money over seas
look out your window our nation's the one that needs
[| From: http://www.elyrics.net |]
because there's not enough income
there's too much poverty
why must we lose more lives before our eyes will see
we'll leave it alone hope it goes away
its hard to ignore life when you live it everyday
I'd like to see I'd like to say I'd like to hear that help is on the way
here today where tomorrow?
death in the shadows
affects us all
too many bodies lie in the street
too many hungry mouths that have the right to feed
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Foster City, CA

#20 Jan 20, 2013
Oh, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, beggin', beggin'

Hello, I'm standin' out here at the front door
Hello, can you hear me? I'm at the front door
And my key ain't workin', where you at? Let me in
You ain't comin' in here
What the hell you mean I can't come in?

Oh no, I know she just didn't hang up what she thinkin'?
Oh no, here we go, I'm 'bout to kick this door in
I hear the po po comin' see my clothes out the window
She put me out and I ain't got nowhere else to go

Your heart's my house, it's where I sleep
Without my baby a bum is what I'd be
What am I gonna do if you ain't there to come home to?
Girl I'm gon' be out on the streets if I ain't with you

You may see me on the corner of the streets
Standin' with a cup in my hand holdin' a sign up
Sayin' that I'm homeless, I'm homeless, girl I'm homeless
And I'm beggin', I'm beggin'

'Cause me without you is like a gin with no juice
It's like a chain with no jewels, it's like your man's here beggin'
And homeless, I'm homeless, girl I'm homeless
And I'm beggin', I'm beggin', yeah

Damn it feels like I've been sleepin' on a box and
Damn it seem like I be close to pushin' carts and
I don't wanna work 'cause I need spend it on you and
I'm talkin' to myself 'cause I ain't talkin' to you
Damn, damn, damn

Damn, damn, I missin' how you was my hot chocolate
Girl damn I'm really missin' how you used to drop it
My food all it tastes like it came straight out the garbage
And the girls I'm meetin' they be garbage

Your heart's my house, it's where I sleep
Without my baby a bum is what I'd be
What am I gonna do if you ain't there to come home to?
(From: http://www.elyrics.net )
Girl, I'm gon' be out on the streets if I ain't with you

You may see me on the corner of the streets
Standin' with a cup in my hand holdin' a sign up
Sayin' that I'm homeless, I'm homeless, girl I'm homeless
And I'm beggin', I'm beggin'

'Cause me without you is like a gin with no juice
It's like a chain with no jewels, it's like your man's here beggin'
And homeless, I'm homeless, girl I'm homeless
And I'm beggin', I'm beggin', yeah

Girl I'm nothin', I'm struglin', got nothin' but my name
I ain't askin' for to much I just need a lil' change in my life
I ain't right and I never should've done you wrong

Girl it ain't about the house, baby that don't mean a thing to me
All I need is you, so if that means I gotta work for the rest of my life
I swear I'll make it up to you

You may see me on the corner of the streets
Standin' with a cup in my hand holdin' a sign up
Sayin' that I'm homeless, I'm homeless, girl I'm homeless
I'm beggin' you

'Cause me without you is like a gin with no juice
It's like a chain with no jewels, it's like your man's here beggin'
And homeless, I'm homeless, girl I'm homeless
And I'm beggin', I'm beggin', yeah

Baby I'm beggin' you, I'll do what I gotta do
I might as well be homeless if I can't be without you
Baby I'm beggin' you, I'll do what I gotta do
I might as well be homeless if I can't be without you

Baby I'm beggin' you, I'll do what I gotta do
I might as well be homeless if I can't be without you
Baby I'm beggin' you, I'll do what I gotta do
I might as well be homeless if I can't be without you
Reality Check

Foster City, CA

#21 Jan 20, 2013
The Original Donny B wrote:
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Take, take, take... we've come to expect that from the Colbys. I'm sure it's a genetic thing. Parasitic behaviour inbred into their being from the time they were spawned from their parents.
Just be respectable and admit you were wrong about colby.

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