Rate Colby/Reality Check's Legal Knowledge

Created by The Original Buzz on Feb 5, 2013

22 votes

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1-3 ( Honors Grad Helms Law)

4-7 (2nd Grade level)

8-10 (Dropout BJ Law School)

“The buck stops here!”

Since: Sep 12

Scotts Valley

#1 Feb 5, 2013
After reading Colby's threats of legal action over and over and over...I finished shaking in my boots (from laughter!) with the realization he doesn't have a clue. If anything I said about the nature of his unhealthy brother-sister relationship is actionable his comments about me would be far more so. I know who he is and his actual history to base my observations. I could be standing next to him (if could stand the smell) and he wouldn't have a clue who I am!

John can make all the slanderous and wildly inaccurate comments about me. Knowing I've outed the real John Colby, warts and all, on Topix and realize he will never attain more than laughingstock status made my day. What an easily aroused and petty little man.
DBS

San Jose, CA

#2 Feb 5, 2013
All those threats of Legal action, yet we all know that Lawyers won't accept foodstamps as payment!
Reality Check

San Francisco, CA

#3 Feb 5, 2013
I would donate funds to the Colby's legal fund.

PARENTS' PREDATOR ALERT: Buzz may be a harm to your children, if you have any information about this individual, please post it here!

THIS A WARNING TO ALL SCOTTS VALLEY PARENTS, THERE IS A POSSIBLE PREDATOR IN YOUR COMMUNITY: Please read this post for important safety information about an individual who says he is a teacher in Scotts Valley. Topix user "Buzz" posts about incest, and incest is no joking matter, it is a sign of abuse in the family. Please distribute this information widely!

BUZZ MAY WORK ELSEWHERE IN THE COUNTY OR EVEN ACROSS THE COUNTY LINE: He may work in Monterey County.

Buzz has been claiming that he is a teacher in the area, and he may be a serious safety threat to our community. There is reason to believe that Buzz my harm children.

Why does Buzz accuse innocent people of incest on topix? Why does he even treat such a serious matter so casually? Incest isn't a joke, and it's not right to falsely accuse others of it, not even in jest.

There is no way that Buzz could actually be a teacher, but if he is, parents in the area need to be warned. This is a scary safety threat to our community.

Buzz says he has been teaching for 40 years and he is Scotts Valley based. Buzz is his nickname and it refers to the large appetite he had when he was a kid. He claims to have a master's degree and he says he went to UCSC. Buzz is most likely in his early to mid 60s, and he has said he weighs over 200 pounds, but he may have chaged his appearance recently.

He talks about incest non-stop on topix, which is what is most alarming. He uses the topic to bully others.

Hopefully he isn't really a teacher, and he has NO contact with children.

Please post any information you may have about this dangerous individual, let's create an info database about him.
DBS

San Jose, CA

#4 Feb 5, 2013
how's the job search going John?

any leads?
Buzz

United States

#5 Feb 5, 2013
Reality Check wrote:
I would donate funds to the Colby's legal fund.
PARENTS' PREDATOR ALERT: Buzz may be a harm to your children, if you have any information about this individual, please post it here!
THIS A WARNING TO ALL SCOTTS VALLEY PARENTS, THERE IS A POSSIBLE PREDATOR IN YOUR COMMUNITY: Please read this post for important safety information about an individual who says he is a teacher in Scotts Valley. Topix user "Buzz" posts about incest, and incest is no joking matter, it is a sign of abuse in the family. Please distribute this information widely!
BUZZ MAY WORK ELSEWHERE IN THE COUNTY OR EVEN ACROSS THE COUNTY LINE: He may work in Monterey County.
Buzz has been claiming that he is a teacher in the area, and he may be a serious safety threat to our community. There is reason to believe that Buzz my harm children.
Why does Buzz accuse innocent people of incest on topix? Why does he even treat such a serious matter so casually? Incest isn't a joke, and it's not right to falsely accuse others of it, not even in jest.
There is no way that Buzz could actually be a teacher, but if he is, parents in the area need to be warned. This is a scary safety threat to our community.
Buzz says he has been teaching for 40 years and he is Scotts Valley based. Buzz is his nickname and it refers to the large appetite he had when he was a kid. He claims to have a master's degree and he says he went to UCSC. Buzz is most likely in his early to mid 60s, and he has said he weighs over 200 pounds, but he may have chaged his appearance recently.
He talks about incest non-stop on topix, which is what is most alarming. He uses the topic to bully others.
Hopefully he isn't really a teacher, and he has NO contact with children.
Please post any information you may have about this dangerous individual, let's create an info database about him.
For a man whose neighbor signed a petition for eviction because the children feared him you got a lot of hall to talk about someone you don't even know.
John what are you going to donate to a lawyer--empty aluminum cans and plastic pop bottles! Your monthly SSI allowance would maybe pay for three hours of the lawyers time. Even an ambulance chaser wouldn't take on a client as toxic as you are!
Reality Check

San Francisco, CA

#6 Feb 6, 2013
I would think the BJ Law School would be below second grade level, so I'm confused by the relative rankings. How many 2nd graders have gone to jail while insisting they were in the right. Better yet, how many have pronounced themselves guilty on a witness stand?

“The buck stops here!”

Since: Sep 12

Scotts Valley

#7 Feb 10, 2013
Lawyer: How can I help you?

Colby: People make fun of me and I want to sue.

Lawyer: I see. Is there any truth to their allegations?

Colby:(evasively) Well....umm...

Lawyer: And your damages? Loss of work? Lessen your standing in the community? Keep you from getting a job?

Colby: No, no, no and no.

Lawyer: Since you don't have a case, I can't take on a contingency basis, but if you give me a $5000 retainer I'll file suit.

Colby: I'm going to get another lawyer and sue you!
Swiss Miss

Alviso, CA

#8 Feb 11, 2013
The Original Buzz wrote:
Lawyer: How can I help you?
Colby: People make fun of me and I want to sue.
Lawyer: I see. Is there any truth to their allegations?
Colby:(evasively) Well....umm...
Lawyer: And your damages? Loss of work? Lessen your standing in the community? Keep you from getting a job?
Colby: No, no, no and no.
Lawyer: Since you don't have a case, I can't take on a contingency basis, but if you give me a $5000 retainer I'll file suit.
Colby: I'm going to get another lawyer and sue you!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! It could happen.
Lying John Colby

United States

#9 Feb 12, 2013
Simply put John Colby has absolutely no clue as to how the law works.
Psychotic Colby

United States

#10 Feb 14, 2013
[QUOTE who="Lying J

John Colby"]Simply put John Colby has absolutely no clue as to how the law works.[/QUOTE]

But the legal genius thinks that every time he's being mocked it's against the law! It is a real blessing that he and his counterpart crackpot Becky Johnson aren't in a position where they could write the laws.
Reality Check

San Francisco, CA

#11 Feb 14, 2013
I'm pretty sure BJ believes that what she writes IS law. She certainly thinks it's fact, even when she makes it up.

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