Downtown Assoc. Announces 'Bodyguards...

Downtown Assoc. Announces 'Bodyguards for Whimps' Program

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Sum Dim

Sunol, CA

#1 May 9, 2013
The Downtown Association has announced its new "Bodyguards for Whimps" program on Pacific Avenue, which was inspired by our own topix user DBS!

It's not right that a big, strong ex-hockey player like DBS has to shop downtown in fear.

The solution: If you are afraid like DBS, just contact one of our many friendly hospitality bodyguards who are dressed in a lovely shade of yellow.

Don't be afraid to contact them, they are tough, older citizens who look scary, but the bright yellow coats are your clue that they are downtown to protect YOU!!!!

This program was funded in partnership with the Whimpier Citizens of Santa Cruz, the Santa Cruz City Council, The Downtown Business Association, and Take Back Santa Cruz.

More background here....
DBS is a whimp AND a blimp
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/santa-cruz-ca...
DBS

San Jose, CA

#2 May 9, 2013
Yawn....
Reality Check

Fremont, CA

#3 May 9, 2013
DBS wrote:
Yawn....
Certainly a whimpy reaction.
Buzz

San Francisco, CA

#4 May 9, 2013
This thread was initiated by John Colby, section 8 dwelling, two decades running, unemployed parasite. Colby has spelling issues since his primary language is whiny Welfaristanian and also has a pronounced lisp which intensifies as his chins tremble when excited. John is well known in the area for writing letters to different public agencies excoriating their behavior and making demands. The mayor of Santa Cruz chastised him for diverting monies for the homeless for his own personal agenda.
28 of his neighbors presented a petition to the management company of his apartment complex demanding his eviction claiming he was a child molester. SCPD doesn't answer his calls because he's a known crank and cries wolf to often.
You can verify a lot of this if you just Google John Colby Santa Cruz or take a look at his LinkedIn page and you'll see just exactly how nutty he is.

John, in a current Topix thread was voted less in touch with reality than a box of rocks by a 5-1 margin.
Reality Check

Fremont, CA

#6 May 9, 2013
Buzz wrote:
This thread was initiated by John Colby, section 8 dwelling, two decades running, unemployed parasite. Colby has spelling issues since his primary language is whiny Welfaristanian and also has a pronounced lisp which intensifies as his chins tremble when excited. John is well known in the area for writing letters to different public agencies excoriating their behavior and making demands. The mayor of Santa Cruz chastised him for diverting monies for the homeless for his own personal agenda.
28 of his neighbors presented a petition to the management company of his apartment complex demanding his eviction claiming he was a child molester. SCPD doesn't answer his calls because he's a known crank and cries wolf to often.
You can verify a lot of this if you just Google John Colby Santa Cruz or take a look at his LinkedIn page and you'll see just exactly how nutty he is.
John, in a current Topix thread was voted less in touch with reality than a box of rocks by a 5-1 margin.
No it wasn't. I'm not John Colby.
Reality Check

Fremont, CA

#7 May 9, 2013
The real danger downtown is Buzz:

Typical Buzz harassment:

"What do you call your diddling your big fat sister, John? Your neighbors have complained quite a bit about it, so there is probably something to it. I can easily see why over 30 of your neighbors had signed a position calling for your eviction. You are sure one sick, perverted puppy, John."

http://www.topix.com/forum/city/santa-cruz-ca...

DANGEROUS TEACHER IN SCOTTS VALLEY: Click on the following link to read abusive posts by "Buzz", but be prepared, they are very lewd:

Archive for abuse posts/incest allegations by Buzz:

http://www.topix.com/forum/city/santa-cruz-ca...

THIS A WARNING FOR ALL PARENTS, THERE IS AN ABUSIVE TEACHER/PREDATOR IN THE COMMUNITY: Please read this post for important safety information about an individual who says he is a teacher in Scotts Valley. Topix user "Buzz" posts about incest, and incest is no joking matter, it is a sign of abuse in the family. Please distribute this information widely!

Buzz says he has been teaching for 40 years and he is Scotts Valley based. Buzz is his nickname and it refers to the large appetite he had when he was a kid. He claims to have a master's degree and he says he went to UCSC. Buzz is most likely in his early to mid 60s, and he has said he weighs over 200 pounds, but he may have chaged his appearance recently.
Buzz

San Francisco, CA

#9 May 9, 2013
Reality Check wrote:
The real danger downtown is Buzz:
Typical Buzz harassment:
"What do you call your diddling your big fat sister, John? Your neighbors have complained quite a bit about it, so there is probably something to it. I can easily see why over 30 of your neighbors had signed a position calling for your eviction. You are sure one sick, perverted puppy, John."
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/santa-cruz-ca...
DANGEROUS TEACHER IN SCOTTS VALLEY: Click on the following link to read abusive posts by "Buzz", but be prepared, they are very lewd:
Archive for abuse posts/incest allegations by Buzz:
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/santa-cruz-ca...
THIS A WARNING FOR ALL PARENTS, THERE IS AN ABUSIVE TEACHER/PREDATOR IN THE COMMUNITY: Please read this post for important safety information about an individual who says he is a teacher in Scotts Valley. Topix user "Buzz" posts about incest, and incest is no joking matter, it is a sign of abuse in the family. Please distribute this information widely!
Buzz says he has been teaching for 40 years and he is Scotts Valley based. Buzz is his nickname and it refers to the large appetite he had when he was a kid. He claims to have a master's degree and he says he went to UCSC. Buzz is most likely in his early to mid 60s, and he has said he weighs over 200 pounds, but he may have chaged his appearance recently.
Gotten tired of Dim Sum already ColbyLoon aka Dim Bulb?
baba-bump

Santa Cruz, CA

#10 Jul 6, 2013
ghetto-cruiser
You have it ALL figured out!
ghetto-cruiser
Not even BJ is THAT stupid!!!
ghetto-cruiser
Yes, you are dumb enough
ghetto-cruiser
I'm down to 218, and I'm quite certain my body FAT
ghetto-cruiser
So San Diego has a Rectal Polyp too.
ghetto-cruiser
Constitutionally protected free speech.
ghetto-cruiser
BWAAAA HAAAA HAAAAAa!!!!
ghetto-cruiser
So call the FBI!!
Corporation just for WooF

Santa Cruz, CA

#11 Jul 6, 2013
This nonprofit corporation was established solely to protect WooF from skinny homeless dudes in Downtown Santa Cruz. The City of Santa Cruz is devoted to protecting Whimpy Blimp Woof from his perceived persecutors in the Downtown.

http://downtown-management-corporation-of-san...
Reality Check

San Mateo, CA

#12 Jul 10, 2013
Sum Dim wrote:
The Downtown Association has announced its new "Bodyguards for Whimps" program on Pacific Avenue, which was inspired by our own topix user DBS!
It's not right that a big, strong ex-hockey player like DBS has to shop downtown in fear.
The solution: If you are afraid like DBS, just contact one of our many friendly hospitality bodyguards who are dressed in a lovely shade of yellow.
Don't be afraid to contact them, they are tough, older citizens who look scary, but the bright yellow coats are your clue that they are downtown to protect YOU!!!!
This program was funded in partnership with the Whimpier Citizens of Santa Cruz, the Santa Cruz City Council, The Downtown Business Association, and Take Back Santa Cruz.
More background here....
DBS is a whimp AND a blimp
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/santa-cruz-ca...
DBS is afraid to go downtown. So he says.
WooFmeister

Santa Cruz, CA

#13 Jul 10, 2013
The City of Santa Cruz is taxing every Downtown business just to protect WooF from skinny homeless dudes. Is that a good allocation of tax dollars.
TBSC Loon Alert

San Mateo, CA

#14 Oct 3, 2013
DBS is a leech on our system in so many ways!
DBS

San Francisco, CA

#15 Oct 3, 2013
TBSC Loon Alert wrote:
DBS is a leech on our system in so many ways!
Except you left out the part where I've paid more in taxes than YOU have EARNED in your waste of a life.

Nevermind the past 21 years of Welfare and section-8 that John E. Colby leeched from the Taxpayers.

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