I have been with thousands of women in my lifetime. To tell you the truth I because quite bored with it. I was in New Orleans and went to a local cat house looking for something a little different. I spoke to the madam about what they offered. She went through the usual list of sex acts her girls would perform for a fee. I wasn't interested and then she came to "Hurricane Helen". I asked her about this and it sounded interesting so I decided to give her a try. I paid the madam and went to the room she directed me to. I took off my clothes and got into bed awaiting my new experience.
Well Hurricane Helen came into the room and I am not kidding that gal went about 500 lbs. She had rolls on her rolls. Well since I already paid I decided to give her a try.
First Helen straddled my head and began beating her king sized titties on my head. I asked her what she was doing and she told me that it was the coconuts falling from the trees during a Hurricane. Well not really excited I decided to get back to business.
Helen then began blowing her breath all over me. I again asked her what she was doing. She said those are the strong winds during a hurricane. Well still not excited I let her continue.
She then straddled my head with those gigantic thighs and began pissing right into my face. I jumped up and asked her what she was doing. She told me those were the warm drenching rains during a hurricane. I began getting dressed and she asked me what I was doing. I told her there was no way I could fuck in this weather.