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inloooove

Akron, OH

#1 Aug 23, 2013
Can I have your babies?

Since: Aug 13

Kent, OH

#2 Aug 23, 2013
Mr. Danger doesn't give up for free. That s,hit cost money.
hellyeah

Florence, KY

#3 Aug 23, 2013
Don't forget Captain Batman!
beware

United States

#4 Aug 23, 2013
They both touched me downstairs.

Since: Aug 13

Florence, KY

#5 Aug 23, 2013
inloooove wrote:
Can I have your babies?
Having unprotected sex with a man you know nothing about sounds "dangerous."

Seriously though~ Carlos, are you as attractive as you are witty?

“They see me trollin'...”

Since: Jul 13

Location hidden

#6 Aug 24, 2013
We can make babies :-)

However, there are a few catches.

1. I prefer to have plenty of practice before the "big game."

2. You have to be atypical for Evansville. No STDs and be relatively in shape. Round does not count as a shape for this requirement.

3. If for any reason you are not satisfied, you are not to tell anyone. For all intents and purposes, it was earth shattering.

I'm Dangerous (in bed)

Since: Aug 13

Location hidden

#7 Aug 24, 2013
femme exquisiteness wrote:
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Seriously though~ Carlos, are you as attractive as you are witty?
I will not allow that question in my courtroom.
lol

Florence, KY

#8 Aug 24, 2013
Judge Ratchet wrote:
<quoted text>I will not allow that question in my courtroom.
On what grounds? Sexual harassment!

“They see me trollin'...”

Since: Jul 13

Location hidden

#9 Aug 24, 2013
Judge Ratchet wrote:
<quoted text>I will not allow that question in my courtroom.
That's okay, Judge Ratchet. I'll answer the question freely.

It depends, femme. I don't know how witty you feel that I am.

Who would you expect I would look like, if I were in fact as attractive as I am witty?

Speculation is Dangerous
Yes

United States

#10 Aug 24, 2013
I like him too! I'm curious on what he looks like also ! I think he's quite funny!
inloooove

Akron, OH

#11 Aug 24, 2013
I believe qualify! But im not in shape. But im not fat. Does that makes sense? I feel like people in shape are those who work out constantly to retain their muscular physique. I don't work out but am not even considered chunky.

Back off ladies! He's mine!
I know

United States

#12 Aug 24, 2013
Always remember, it's what's on the inside that counts. Don't give your hopes up ladies. Funny and Sexy at the same time? Nah...A hot guy is not going to be wasting his time with witty charm on here. He could be out getting the ladies in person. Ladies kill for a funny guy. If, he is cute too...oh yeah! I guess he could be an Internet hoe as well. Now I want to know!! Damn it;-))
Describe yourself Carlos! We ladies want to know! I see you already have about 5 ready to drop their panties! Lmao
Curious minds want to know.

Since: Aug 13

Florence, KY

#13 Aug 24, 2013
Carlos Danger wrote:
<quoted text>That's okay, Judge Ratchet. I'll answer the question freely.
It depends, femme. I don't know how witty you feel that I am.
Who would you expect I would look like, if I were in fact as attractive as I am witty?
Speculation is Dangerous
Carlos, you are typically funny & you don't seem full of anger, like many on here. I picture you as tan with brown hair (maybe due to the name), in decent shape, but who knows.

“They see me trollin'...”

Since: Jul 13

Location hidden

#14 Aug 24, 2013
I must remain mysterious. I have several friends that stop by Topix to read stuff and even THEY don't know that I'm Carlos Danger.

If you go to the Fall Festival, I'll see you there ;-{)

The festival is Dangerous (to your cholesterol levels)

P.S. I know what inloooove means by her body type. What you described would qualify as "relatively in shape." You're good to go!
inloooove

Akron, OH

#15 Aug 24, 2013
Yaaaay!! Carlos, please use your super mind powers and tell me who you are! I'm oh so curious! Can't believe Evansville has a funny guy like yourself.
hehehe

United States

#16 Aug 24, 2013
inloooove wrote:
Yaaaay!! Carlos, please use your super mind powers and tell me who you are! I'm oh so curious! Can't believe Evansville has a funny guy like yourself.
He's married.
I know

United States

#17 Aug 24, 2013
Carlos Danger wrote:
I must remain mysterious. I have several friends that stop by Topix to read stuff and even THEY don't know that I'm Carlos Danger.
If you go to the Fall Festival, I'll see you there ;-{)
The festival is Dangerous (to your cholesterol levels)
P.S. I know what inloooove means by her body type. What you described would qualify as "relatively in shape." You're good to go!
Oh boy, I can envision how many ladies will be wearing, "Where in the world is Carlos Danger" Tshirts this year at the fest. I'm thinking, I could even sell them at a booth. I'll have to put a few of your famous lines on the back. Should I be so excited about this? Lol Finally, a real get rich quick scheme that just might work!

Since: Sep 12

Location hidden

#18 Aug 24, 2013
Carlos, You are going to get raped.

“They see me trollin'...”

Since: Jul 13

Location hidden

#19 Aug 24, 2013
Captain Batman wrote:
Carlos, You are going to get raped.
If we ever met up for lunch, Captain, I'd hope we can avoid rapes since all of our sexiness would be in the same place!

Rape is Dangerous

“They see me trollin'...”

Since: Jul 13

Location hidden

#20 Aug 24, 2013
I know wrote:
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Oh boy, I can envision how many ladies will be wearing, "Where in the world is Carlos Danger" Tshirts this year at the fest. I'm thinking, I could even sell them at a booth. I'll have to put a few of your famous lines on the back. Should I be so excited about this? Lol Finally, a real get rich quick scheme that just might work!
What about dudes wearing "I'm Carlos Danger" shirts to hope that panties will magically disappear for them?

Mimics are Dangerous

P.S. If "I'm Carlos Danger" shirts would make panties drop, I was dating the hard way in the past! Movies, dinner, oral...

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