Totes McGotes

Wheeling, IL

#1 Feb 19, 2013
Girl ive been crushing on for years
shorter than me, adorable in every way
We have sex regularly
Been together for many years
Trust her unconditionally
One day, she sits me down for a talk
Has a sad look on her face
She went to get an STD test and found out she was HIV positive
We`ve had sex at least 4 times after
She just tells me now because she was scared of telling me
Suddenly build up with uncontrollable rage
Punch her in the face as hard as i can
She falls down
Still pissed off, cant even see straight
Keep punching her as hard as I can
Gets to a point where her face is a pool of blood
Blood splashes onto my shirt when I punch
Keep punching
Leave, her parents come home after
Fast forward a few weeks
She`s in a face bandage, stitches everywhere
She told her parents a robber came in and did this
She didnt want me in jail cause she felt bad
Suddenly feel terrible inside
Go to apologize three weeks later
Ask her sister where she is
Her sis has tears in her eyes, says she fell into a coma
Run to the hospital to say sorry before its too late
Get to her room
Open the door
Get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Can you Quack?

Ft Mitchell, KY

#2 Feb 19, 2013
You're a sick sick man totes....
Can you Quack?

Tucker, GA

#4 Feb 21, 2013
What a joke
Agreed...this dude must be a horrible white rapper.
Totes McGotes

Wheeling, IL

#5 Feb 21, 2013
Don't be actin' like you don't love it, ho.

United States

#8 Feb 22, 2013
And did this idiot say "everybody walk the dinosaur"??? We know you were born in the 80s! Bahahahaha:-D
No sugar and spice here

Owensboro, KY

#9 Feb 25, 2013
I was totally into the story like I was 14 again and it was some dumb after school special! Lmfao, lighten up people!!! Thanks, Totes, I needed that laugh!!:)

Since: Feb 13

Albuquerque, NM

#10 Feb 25, 2013
I see some potential here for being a writer (eye roll). However, I wouldn't quit your day job and you should prolly stay in school or go back. One should learn to walk themselves before they attempt walking the dinosaur.

United States

#11 Feb 26, 2013
Quit crying babies! It's a joke, and a funny joke at that!

United States

#12 Feb 26, 2013
That's funny

Newburgh, IN

#13 Feb 26, 2013
Souls have used a jimmy

Newburgh, IN

#14 Feb 26, 2013

United States

#15 Feb 26, 2013
Hahahaha! That's funny!!:-)

Florence, KY

#16 Feb 28, 2013
Really. This isn't 4chen bruh. Plz STAHP.

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